Moderators Chest Rockwell Posted June 8, 2010 Moderators Share Posted June 8, 2010 I'mma do Howard a favour and put his nomination in this thread as it should be:  Dillkid does not go to school, collects thousands of wrestling DVD's and spends his time posting thousands of wrestling themes on Youtube. He's not exactly a catch for a girl of fourteen. In my experience, girls that age think they are 'more mature' then guys of the same age (probably true to an extent), so they'll most often go out with guys a couple of years older than them, with the exception of the coolest, best looking characters in their year at school, of which you are not one. If you are that desperate for a girlfriend, go for someone in the year below, or even two years below, go for someone who is quiet but grateful, not a particular looker, possibly overweight and even 'special needs' if the situation becomes too dismal.  If you aspire to do better than this;  a. spend your clearly abundant money on a fucking great wardrobe rather than wrestling DVD's (if you're not sure, go on a fashion website and just buy one of the pre put together outfits that most looks like it suits you, it will be a start. It must be more of a turn on than the latest Triple-H shirt)  b. Begin reading gossip magazines so you can chat about the celebrities girls your age are into  c. Get a specific music taste, and if necessary, tailor your look around it, so you can attract girls from a certain social group i.e. pop-punk girls who mistakenly think they're rebellious or pretty, naive Justin Bieber worshippers  d. Begin drinking alcohol, or at least give the impression that you have, or aspire to. You should claim to prefer vodka to beer.  e. Get some amusing one liners, and use them at appropriate times, generally best with a reasonably large crowd, meaning that preventing the dreaded tumbleweed moment, everyone will laugh and you will give off the (false) impression of wit and popularity. Make the gags mature (so they don't think you're a lame crude kid) but not too mature (so they don't get them or think you're a geek). I.e. more amusing pop culture references, less vile fart related comments  f. Spend less time watching wrestling, and more time doing something where you are likely to meet girls naturally (underage club nights, hobbies, dance classes are a particular winner I suspect and becoming more acceptable for men. Be prepared to laugh at yourself and how ridiculous you look at said dance class)  If you practice this for a couple of years, at 16 you should at the very least be going out with a pretty fourteen year old. If you don't actually give that much of a fuck about a girlfriend, and would rather watch wrestling (which is more rewarding and less hassle in some ways for someone your age), then carry on what you're doing. I do think it's healthy if you meet more people though, even if it means going back to school.  Post of the month?  It's got my vote.  Cheers,  Howard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Chest Rockwell Posted June 8, 2010 Moderators Share Posted June 8, 2010 And then I'mma second it. Quality stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gwailofilms Posted June 8, 2010 Share Posted June 8, 2010 And then I'mma second it. Quality stuff. Consider it thirded as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frank Posted June 8, 2010 Share Posted June 8, 2010 mm bop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members JLM Posted June 9, 2010 Paid Members Share Posted June 9, 2010 I'd like to see the Portugirl on the right dressed like the one on the left. This is what I think when I see frank's posts. Am I alone in this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Chest Rockwell Posted June 9, 2010 Moderators Share Posted June 9, 2010 There's a girl on the right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members tiger_rick Posted June 9, 2010 Author Paid Members Share Posted June 9, 2010 There's a girl on the right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members JLM Posted June 9, 2010 Paid Members Share Posted June 9, 2010 She's the one with the less deadly looking collar bone, you bastards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dillkid Posted June 9, 2010 Share Posted June 9, 2010 Is it me, or does the middle Portugirl look like a thin version of Jane Beale from Eastenders? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members tiger_rick Posted June 14, 2010 Author Paid Members Share Posted June 14, 2010 This is unintentionally hilarious. Firstly because it came in a thread where Lex Luger was the only guy mentioned who'd ever drawn money, and even then it's debatable to put that down to Ric Flair, but also because that rant came in response to a post about Simon Diamond!  I think most people will mention under-rated/adequate wrestlers more than your outright shitarses. Noone will think Simon Diamond is terrible, but he'll never be mentioned as one of the greats by the "BENOIT DANIELSON PUNK ROH!!!11" masturbators. This is really the thread to pay homage to all those guys who knew there was a lot more to putting arses on seats than fucking work rate and high spots. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Rammstein Posted June 14, 2010 Share Posted June 14, 2010 This is unintentionally hilarious. Firstly because it came in a thread where Lex Luger was the only guy mentioned who'd ever drawn money, and even then it's debatable to put that down to Ric Flair, but also because that rant came in response to a post about Simon Diamond! I think most people will mention under-rated/adequate wrestlers more than your outright shitarses. Noone will think Simon Diamond is terrible, but he'll never be mentioned as one of the greats by the "BENOIT DANIELSON PUNK ROH!!!11" masturbators. This is really the thread to pay homage to all those guys who knew there was a lot more to putting arses on seats than fucking work rate and high spots.  After all this, you'd better fix this so I win! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members CuckedByMenry Posted June 14, 2010 Paid Members Share Posted June 14, 2010 I looked at the 'Introduction' topic expecting a forehead-smacking post by a new gimmick poster and subsequent newbie bashing. The straight-forward introduction made a nice change, but the first response is the first thing to make me laugh this month. The man must've wondered what the hell he wandered into:  Hi Guys I am new to this forum, and just wanted to introduce myself.  I am 29, I live in Hampshire and have been watching wrestling since i was 7 or 8 years old. I would probably say what got me into wrestling was WM3, as thats the first wrestling vhs i bought.  Have followed it off/on since really.  anyway nice to meet you all  HDB Hallo my lovely! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members air_raid Posted June 14, 2010 Paid Members Share Posted June 14, 2010 from the same thread, this made me spit out my Vimto : Â Hi there! I'm the local mong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awards Moderator HarmonicGenerator Posted June 14, 2010 Awards Moderator Share Posted June 14, 2010 I looked at the 'Introduction' topic expecting a forehead-smacking post by a new gimmick poster and subsequent newbie bashing. The straight-forward introduction made a nice change, but the first response is the first thing to make me laugh this month. The man must've wondered what the hell he wandered into: Hi Guys I am new to this forum, and just wanted to introduce myself.  I am 29, I live in Hampshire and have been watching wrestling since i was 7 or 8 years old. I would probably say what got me into wrestling was WM3, as thats the first wrestling vhs i bought.  Have followed it off/on since really.  anyway nice to meet you all  HDB Hallo my lovely!  I'll second this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Jaffa Posted June 15, 2010 Paid Members Share Posted June 15, 2010 Considering some women have four men in a weekend Where would one potentially find these slutty females? Â Nominated purely for the geographical and social discussion it's started. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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