King Coconut

I picked this one up on German amazon a year ago for €100. https://www.amazon.co.uk/MEDION-18500-Bagless-vacuum-Carpet/dp/B07FTWRBBG/ref=mp_s_a_1_7?ie=UTF8&qid=1547918603&sr=8-7&pi=AC_SX236_SY340_FMwebp_QL65&keywords=Medion+18500&dpPl=1&dpID=31zRs8BwFmL&ref=plSrch

I couldn't live without mine. Now and then I get the vacuum out for behind cupboards and shit but otherwise it's little Freddie all the way. 

Flat leaf parsley and beans in a bowl? Don't think so. 

I definitely spotted Trisha.

Yeah, it's definitely been covered but there's no harm in reminding people. 

14 hours ago, Onyx2 said:

The weird thing is an official edit exists of BTTF. They recorded non-PG lines twice for that very reason. In that version he says "you're going to see some serious stuff." See also: "what, do we become jerks or something?" 

I also remember a TV showing of it many years ago where he said "some serious cheese". I remember it vividly because he says fucking cheese.

It's not a question but because of the recent megathread purge I missed a very important update in the Noel Edmonds thread and find the forum almost unreadable with the 1000s of threads about things only one person cares about. Down with this sort of thing. 

I hope you've bummed the cancer right in the mug. What a cunt it is. 

Well that was a Grand Prix and a half. 

I'm not a manic depressive suicide attempting fence sitting internet loudmouth, but he's right. 

It's the internet age! We've all got porn... 

Oh fuck off. 

I live in Germany and you are all bastards. 

Showed my 10 year old son the chess scene last week. It was a beautiful moment. 

At this stage I'd rather see him racing somewhere else than circulating with rookies and ne'er do wells and racing blue flags. 

Thread saved! 

I love seeing this thread reappear. What a massive bellend. 

Rightfully fucking so. 

As I child I dipped toast in my tea. I don't know why. The tea would end up with a nice layer of melted butter on the top.

Are you assuming he said that because there's a picture of him there? If so, I fear we're running before we can walk.

My brain tapped out at this didn't happen but if we hadn't of taken Jeremy off the air it could have

Not disputing any of that, and I'm not calling for radical reform or anything. I'm just saying there wasn't enough of it for me to get more excited than I already was because it was the season opener.  We will hopefully see much more exciting races before the season is over. 

I really am watching a different series to you lot! I saw a procession that was won by the safety car. Roll on Bahrain. 

Most of the season was a two horse race between the two finest racers of this generation in the two fastest cars in the sport's history. That would be enough for me to not be bored but I also got to witness Vettel being punished spectacularly for his petulance on multiple occasions, which is always fun. And even after the title race was essentially wrapped up, I enjoyed watching Verstappen giving us a taste of what's to come. 

Anybody who thought last season was boring was watching a different series to me.