King Coconut

I'm going to have to sleep on this. Houchen is my go-to every year but Scat and Gus have played blinders this year.

Don't be so naive, people. She's banking on the fact that she can aim higher once she's stopped being a fatty.

I genuinely wanted to do more of these but I can't see past the Chuckle Bros.

You can't judge the amount of mad on a first date. The real mad can lie dormant for months.

Maybe a tree fell on it and he's spent the day removing it, you ungrateful bastard.

He must've eaten a lot of spit and cum in his time then.

Mind you, serves them right for being vegetarians.

This! They've actively chosen not to eat proper roasties.

He's black. He'll be gone by then.

Yep. The challenges during the practice sessions have made it twice the game it was up until now.

 

I slept with 3 girls who work in Scotland, about 5 or 6

You sick cunt.

That's the best post ever.

I'll be using Houchen and Manning myself. Glorious stuff!

I'd imagine Dynamite only started it in the hope that he could rinse a few grand out of Jericho.

Well, of course it does. You clearly have no idea what you're talking about.

They should always do that. It'd save me a hell of a lot of fast-forwarding.

Directly quoting Butch with a pun?? That's playing with fire right there.

Should've known Branque would be the one

You know, it genuinely crossed my mind during my last post. I decided I don't want to be the one.

For the life of me, I can't imagine what benefit they thought they would get from the pre-flush balcony set-up. Unless you pad the balcony with paper first, you're guaranteed the grandest of skid-marks on the shitter and there's also the not-insignificant matter of the stink. The longer you sit there without flushing, the stronger the unadulterated pong of freshly-shat human shit gets. If you're a fan of inspecting your shit without getting your hands wet though, Germany's the place for you.

I like it when the thread turns to manly food combos. It usually means a poo story is on the way.

Panel shows are terrible for the most part but I really like Would I Lie To You? Even more so when Bob Mortimer's a guest.

Bob is the absolute king of that game. I wish he was always on.

Wow, call a scientist immediately. They need to know how wrong they've been!

Private Pyle I'm gonna give you three seconds; exactly three-fucking-seconds to wipe that stupid looking grin off your face or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-fuck you!

Fair enough. I should've expected a response like that. They've clearly got me pushing too many pencils.

Boys, stop with the arousing gifs during office hours.