King Coconut

Yep. I put it on after this hearty recommendation. I managed 13 minutes.

She's punching well above her weight there.

So she is your girlfriend?

Aging well isn't as expensive as it used to be.

A friend of mine from Sunderland had never heard it before, as if we needed more proof the north is deprived.

Quim.

Is it a secret?

The only thing that could make that photo better is if you'd all just raced each other on the beach in muscle vests. It's sex.

Science fucks art, you pooves.

Last night's show left me fairly optimistic we'll get a sex scene between Brienne and that big hairy ginger wildling. 

If she's not the daddy in that scene, I'm not watching anymore.

 

 

Not to be picky but means Smackdown would need 40% not a third. 

 

Quite picky.

So Bran looks like an adult, Rickon looks like a teenager, but Cersei's hair is still short.

 

Things must grow quicker up north.

Or she's had her hair cut.

For me it started right at the fucking end of HIAC. Fantastic.

Regarding dead wrestlers, Wrestlemania 6 just edges it with 13, with a couple of matches where they're all dead.

I accidentally made the best chips I've ever made on the weekend. Accidentally let them boil a bit too long in the water and then threw way too many into the fryer, which cooled the fat right down. Gorgeous they were.

Shame. Kenco Nagasaki is the best thing ever.

 

So matt leblanc will be joining chris evans as the new presenter of top gear.

I think its safe to say ratings for this will not be great

Did i read somewhere that Eddie Jordan is also joining?

 

Eddie fucking Jordan fucking confirmed.

God, I hope not.

For some reason...

I think I can probably guess the reason. Nothing wrong with letting nature take its course!

My girlfriend's German and she pretty much insisted on sleeping alone as soon as she could get away with it. I snore like a motherfucker and we still have a great sex-life so I've got absolutely no problem with it.

It's always worth asking if there's still a chance. If not, at least you know.

I read your plight with interest and I'm glad of the update but surely you now have more important work!

No idea why you'd need 10 hours of it. I came at 4:36.

I watched the first two yesterday but there was nothing that made me want to come back for 8 more episodes.

Good advice in the relationship thread?? Fucking Christmas.