King Coconut

3 hours ago, ReturnOfTheMack said:

Considering how artsy I'm supposed to be due to my career, he will always be Ming The Merciless to me. 

I didn't give a fuck until you said that 😪

San is saint and Llan is Church.

On 2/26/2020 at 7:37 PM, Mr_Danger said:

continuously pierce your way around it hooking the rim for levarage.

Aaah, The Loki pokey.

In for a penny, eh. 

6 hours ago, Mr_Danger said:

hounded in to an early grave.

That appears to be accurate and is scary as fuck.

I've got to back you up on the pretzel call. Not crisps. Not eligible for discussion. They'll be including Jaffa Cakes next. 

7 hours ago, LEGIT said:

...the end bit of a Mother's Pride loaf

Dodged that bullet.

5 hours ago, Glenryck Pilchards said:

Tokyo Sexwale has to be the best African politicial name.

I believe he's made the thread several times. 

46 minutes ago, Frankie Crisp said:

Jesus tonight. 

Not sure if that was auto-correct but that's how he'll be known from now on in my world.

Well it does now. 

Blessed doesn't need Skype. 

So if I eat nothing but veal steaks can I finally shave a few centimetres off it? 

A Great British white cliff though! 

Maybe something's gone over my head, but that's also a fake.

10 minutes ago, Steve Justice said:

Am I the only one disappointed that it's normal milk and not her tit milk? 

No.

Should've played rugby with those twinkling toes.

How did he become a sergeant then? 

Best episode yet. Loved the Ricky Ziggler finish, enjoyed the ladies more than I've enjoyed them in decades, the champ is getting better and better, impressed by Drake in the ring but absolutely gutted when I saw the your man hobbling through the crowd at the end. Absolutely gutted. 

5 hours ago, Loki said:

If they took this on the road, filmed in some slightly larger, slightly more interesting venues... 

... booked big sexy and big poppa pump to headline the next ppv... 

Fuck of out of this thread. We all know know there's nothing here for you. 

To make poo tea? 

I'd successfully entirely forgotten that one. Was it for Zebrugge, or what? 

What exactly do we mean when we say cola bottles? Or are we Rocky 5ing the fizzy ones? 

Have we ever had a 10p mix thread? I'm a heavy-on-the-shrimps man myself. 

Those chips look absolutely spot on.

Did he chalk the tip?