King Coconut

I've just had one of those soul-cleansing poos that leaves you feeling like you can tackle anything. I won't go into the specifics of the loggage, but does everyone have them now and again? It's a genuine gift of evolution. 

Those absolute bastards. 

Wow, what a slimy cunt.

Spotted John Redwood during his stint as Austrian secretary there. 

At least we know he's also seething. 

I hated parts and loved parts, but it's all new and I'm happy for them to throw some shit and see what sticks. I also enjoyed ziggy dice for the first time ever. 

What you've described is a bog-standard flu. I'd guess you've had plenty of colds before and just called them the flu.

I was invoking the first law ironically as the body (e.g. Dino Bravo) remains in motion until acted upon by a force (e.g. Hogan boot) but I'm fully aware that Irish whips aren't covered in the newtonian world view. 

1 hour ago, Tamura said:

as Newton's Third Law of Motion has stated for centuries. 

At least his first Law said irish whips are ok though, eh?

12 hours ago, SuperBacon said:

Sorry?

Apologies for my very badly thought-out response. That's the sort of way I would broach the subject with a close friend and after weeks of lockdown and cans of German beer the lines get blurred. 

I guess I was just trying to say that you don't really know who any of us are. 

Phwoooooar!!!!

Knowing Ingrid, it's probably true.

A six-pack of Aldi's own costs just €1.80 in the Vaterland ❤️

57 minutes ago, wordsfromlee said:

I've spent lockdown making my way through this

Many Germans still call these Nigger Kisses.

I think the word 'typically' was key even when that information was seen as accurate. It's not necessarily the case that a carrier immediately coughs into your mouth but within 15 minutes the virus will probably have found a way to cross the bridge. The carrier might, however, immediately cough into your mouth.

Surely a candidate extraordinaire for the #eatclean thread but I have no idea where you got the word "breakfast" from. 

I'd bloody love to have been at an LPW show. 

Shooter Stevens is the rightful heir to Shaky's throne. What a guy. 

Wouldn't it be shit when you saw the truth though? Leave it be, I say. 

Queen at Live Aid is the right answer. 

3 hours ago, scratchdj said:

Not to the extent of having an entire rig or playing iRacing, but I'm a keen player of PC2 and Assetto Corsa in VR with a wheel and pedals.

What platform? I've been thinking of getting a VR kit for racing for ages but never took the plunge because I've got triple monitors on the pc, which immerses me enough to not be able to justify more money for more immersion... 

Anybody do any sim racing? 

They clearly analysed the numbers and saw that the NHS could take a bit more strain. 

4 hours ago, Mr_Danger said:

Soda bread is nice on a fry up too. 

Surely autocorrect has misunderstood "fried" there.