King Coconut

5 hours ago, Cannibal Man said:

the Jim Neidhart's of tomorrow

What a thread that could be.

Shooter Stevens would batter all of your suggestions.

Whatever you think it implies, Professional Wrestling is exactly the phrase you wish existed. 

29 minutes ago, DavidB6937 said:

I get it. A lot of people have been saving up for trips and it's their only escape for the year etc. We all understand how serious the pandemic is but I think disappointment is allowed as well. We're all missing out on a lot of stuff this year and it's natural to feel a bit down about it.

We clearly don't all understand how serious the pandemic is. Feeling down is one thing, going on holiday and expecting the world to bend to accommodate you is being a prick.

I'm with Michael_randomnumber. If we're not allowed to rag Foley then I don't want to be a member here.

I hated Test at the time and I hate him now. The attitude era was fine as it was. We really don't need to fantasy retcon it.

He's right though. In the grip of a global pandemic, anyone who feels entitled to travel the world is a prick.

You don't say... 

Get face-sized glasses. 

Isn't buying stuff from a charity shop already giving back? 

7 hours ago, Dead Mike said:

I've had my balls checked a bunch of times and each time it's been nothing

That's just abusing the system. Good work! 

51 minutes ago, Lion_of_the_Midlands said:

I don't, but I would say that. Typical Virgo. 

We all thought of that but forum rules say you have to leave it for Houchen. 

8 minutes ago, Chris B said:

Wow Guy, you're so edgy. I might go watch some Bill Hicks and wish it was still the 90s so I can be cool too.

You see, I find this ironic personality profiling more of a dickhead move than calling a dickhead a dickhead. Please explain why I'm wrong. 

I'm also happy to laugh at the covid dickhead. 

Stay home then, eh? Cunt. 

1 minute ago, quote the raven said:

That said the gym must be the single worst place, lots of heavy breathing, sweat on machines ect. I mean you take a towel to wipe down the machine then probably use the same towel to wipe your own face. 

 

That's disgusting even without a pandemic to worry about. 

Why embarrassed? A good proportion of our lot won't even know what our main island is called. 

But you did get a higher grot per inch ratio on betamax. 

Yep. Anyone who doesn't enjoy Paris has some work to do on themselves. 

We Will Rock You is better than Houchen. All other musicals can fuck off. 

3 hours ago, Otto Dem Wanz said:

Ok so it isn't from actual chippy

That would explain the lack of chips. 

I'm so glad that the forums that I was a bellend on are all obsolete. 

4 hours ago, David said:

Of course not, but

...yes.

Not sure it's a real chippy if it's not on the mainland. 

Mercedes are blacking up their car for the season opener in support of blacks. I hope we can all black up again someday soon.