Mr_Danger

Poor old D-Bry. They could have at least timed it so he came back looking for Kane after he got his lady to safety. Has Kane got another film coming out then? Adam Rose is shit.

She ate some lemon cakes, finally.

 

Is anyone else finding Dany to be the dullest part of the show right now? I just can't be doing with her, everyone seems to gush over her because she's some pretty pale thing with dragons but i just want to see them divert from the books and have her killed by a "freed" slave (that may actually happen, i've not read them but i'm guessing not).

Yeah, she was great when Khal Drogo was going buck wild on her but she's been a constant bore since she appeared naked with dragons. The season ender last year with her crowd surfing was shit and now it appears she's staying on the desert to rule.

I reckon Little Finger is planning on offing Lysa and marrying Sansa making him super powerful with his big fuck off coalition army and unbreachable castle. Imagine what kind of crazy accent he'll have then.

The Family - Tried watching this as it's been one I've wanted to watch for a while. However I was very disappointed. What a heap of shit this was. I will usually defend Robert De Niro till I'm blue in the face but this was something else.. I ended up half way through and ended up turning it off. Couldn't really get my head around if this was a serious film or a comedy? Or both done very badly. I know in 2014 I'm not expecting a masterpiece but something better than the 40 minutes of shit I sat through. Absolutely horrendous.

Why? Bobby D don't care about his legacy so why should we? De Niro and Pacino are like super duper Indy wrestlers who broke in to the big leagues and don't have what it takes to put in the graft that they used to. That method acting malarkey must have been exhausting over the years.

Arya and the Hound stole it again. Such a fantastic double act, Thrones are really good at these. Brienne and Pod could be another decent one too. But yeah, bit of a quiet episode to be honest.

With both sides potentially heading to The Vale, well one definitely is, could we finally see the love/fight scene that the world (me) has been waiting for? I'm hoping Pod the love god fills Brienne in as well, give her a taste of what she's been missing.

Edit- the aforementioned potential love scene was between Brienne and The Hound and in no scenario would it involve Arya. Just in case that wasn't clear.

Just out of interest, what was Fin's attitude/views on Hulk Hogan back in Power Slams early days?

Apparently Muslims at Subway are feeding the flesh of newborn WHITE babies to people, or something.

Am I the only one who reacted to that Tommen scene like this?

I can't believe South Park spoilt Joffrey's death, cunts. Did they follow that episode up with a satire on angry nerds and spoilers?

I don't see the appeal of Foley's daughter at all. Looks too much like Mick. Imagine her with a big fuck off beard.

It's like when a mate looks like their really fit sister and you have to shag her just for the novelty value. Usually you wouldn't look at her twice, but the comedy value makes it well worth while

and that seedy bastard talked to your girlfriend you say!

All this Foley bashing has made me feel kind of bad for the guy now. I know it's purely superficial and he's brought it on himself but hearing that he can't ride roller coasters or put on his socks (two things he's pretty well known for) makes me feel bad for the guy. I reckon once Noelle has played the part of a Chinese finger cuff between Orton and Big Dave I'll be ready to root for him again.

Air_raid- I can't believe he charged you for his autograph at International Showdown. He never charged me or my mate a penny and we were merely silver ticket holders.

 

Did your mate have big knockers?

No, but I do remember him stopping and acknowledging some girls baps during his

Air_raid- I can't believe he charged you for his autograph at International Showdown. He never charged me or my mate a penny and we were merely silver ticket holders.

Urgh, Foley is a right perv. He has this perception that he's this loveable cuddly uncle to the divas but he's ignoring that creepy boner that's there making the diva feel even more uncomfortable than his obvious burger and onion BO. That Melina stuff was akin to that Midas bloke on here. I was watching that terrible Captain Lou blade job before and thought it would be hilarious if WWE repackaged old Mick as a new Captain Lou and completely ignored his past ala Zeb Colter.

That Hornswoggle vs El Torito match on SD was really uncomfortable. It started off fun enough but went longer than most the other matches and JBL sucked all the fun out of it with his hysteria at midgets wrestling.

I disagree with the Wade Barrett 'Boom!' not being over. I thought it was pretty well over for a heel who usually runs the crowd down. The Sheamus brawl was a tidy little match as well but you gotta be really bad not to have a passable match with Sheamus who is pretty fucking great at what he does. I wouldn't mind him becoming HHH's hard bastard Irish thug if he is to step up the card again anytime soon. Don't mind Bryan having a couple of nothing feuds before he gets stuck in to a lengthy program again, it's a shame that Kane is boring again but hopefully it's a one shot deal. If Cesaro isn't the next IC champ they might be lining him up for a go at Bryan or even Cena, for a test run.

Man, just as Jamie had appeared to establish himself as a face he had to go and rape his sister next to their dead son's body. Those Kurgan looking things are terrifying, "I'm going to eat your mum and dad" was pretty mean spirited to be fair. Just a thought, but if Little Finger had Joffrey poisoned then headed north with a (soon to be widowed and ready to remarry) Sansa he'd probably have a good shot of raising an army right?

Fargo was great. Rather than a note for note copy of the original it's more like a really good cover version that doesn't fuck with the shit that made the original so good. The whole thing looked and felt like a proper film instead of a TV series and it captured the tone of the film perfectly. Thought it was a mini series so I'm really looking forward to where this goes over 10 episodes.

I watched Mama the other night. It was stupid and shit, then the ending made it even shitter. I'm really in the mood for some good horror films at the moment but all the modern ones seem to either be home invasion films or over egged haunting films. I really liked The Conjouring but even that tailed off towards the end. Any horror masterpieces came out lately that I can check out?

That 16 Years of Alcohol is fucking depressing stuff. You'll be on the heroin and special brew before you're done.

I'm seriously worried about Tyrion. I love the character and tell myself that he's too prominent to just kill off but then I remember what happens every time I form this opinion. I don't think my nerves can take a couple of episodes of him being in a dungeon then a hitchless execution Ned Stark style. Hopefully the little guy gets out of it because I'm running out of people to root for and there's no way Tywin believes he did it, unless he's in on it himself!

So without a bedding, was that a wedding? Also, Brienne should forget JL and get with the Hound for some glorious aggressive love making.

Chris Akabusi must be fucking exhausted by now, that guy is always on being super enthusiastic. Same with jazz hands Lionel Blaire. Let's not let a bit of nonceing take away the fact that Jimmy Sav was the gimmick king until Yewtree tore shit up.

If the white walkers story doesn't end with a naked Dany riding her fleet of dragons over them whilst barbecuing them before a dragon eats Joffrey's head then I'll be very disappointed.

For all his camped up gimmickry I've always thought Dale Winton was one of those self loathing gays who probably goes on those mental Christian 'straightening up' programmes.

I'd be gutted if I met Steve McDonald and he wasn't a gurning buffoon.

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