Hoptimus Posted June 3, 2021 Share Posted June 3, 2021 **Press Release** On November 1st the dawn of a new era in professional wrestling occurs as a new force in the UK wrestling scene takes centre. Kebab Shop Championship Wrestling has arrived. This is the only wrestling promotion where there is no internet advertising, there is no social media and definitely no forums will have this posted. You only find out about it by seeing a poster of it in the local kebab shop. Wheres the event? How much are the tickets? The date? Who's on the card? It's all on the poster. Which kebab shop do I need to go in to find out more or to know if it's near me? Well you need to go visit your local kebab shop and purchase a large donner with chips. Sauce no salad. Look on the wall. If a poster is there you know we are coming to your local working men's social club. This guarantees that no mark types turn up to ruin it for the kids. It also helps to let us book who we want without any outside interference from buzzy bodies sticking noses into our private lives. If some of the talents are wrong uns we don't know nuffin about it. It's their business. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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