Members SuperBacon Posted August 1 Members Share Posted August 1 1 hour ago, Mr_Danger said: A mate ripping off another mate is pretty shitty Yeah course, but we're applauding the shithousery here, not the ethical behaviour. Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davertfnewman Posted August 3 Share Posted August 3 Just been to my local chippy (sadly not remarkable enough to make the chippy thread on here). A guy who was probably a painter and decorator, as he stunk of paint, followed me in after driving into his parking space full speed. I always say hello to the staff as I see them regularly, but first words out of his mouth are "Right, I'm fucking starving! What am I having?!". Luckily no kids in, but not the best first impression.  Orders his food, then starts changing his mind as the guy is serving everything up. Seems like he's high on coke because he's way too loud and talking way too quickly.  Gets given his wrapped up order and is about to walk out, but turns back and goes "Got any forks?!". The server holds out a polystyrene tray with some little wooden forks with two rounded prongs.  "You ain't got plastic ones?! You ain't got bigger than them?!" The server goes quiet on him, so he snatches one out and stomps off.  Soon as he's out of earshot I go "What a wanker!". The staff agreed and the shithouse move was revealed, because the server actually had another tray full of bigger, better, plastic forks, but they hold those in reserve for people who have got manners, while the dickheads get the ones so crappy you may as well use your fingers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members SuperBacon Posted August 3 Members Share Posted August 3 12 minutes ago, davertfnewman said: A guy who was probably a painter and decorator, as he stunk of paint I am absolutely crying at this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members SuperBacon Posted October 7 Members Share Posted October 7 Great shithousery! Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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