Paid Members Gus Mears Posted March 21, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted March 21, 2016 Yeah,I remember trawling back through that thread once and vomiting in my mouth a bit while reading Keith's story where Big Poppa Pump ragged the shit (possibly literally) out of Mae Young. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awards Moderator HarmonicGenerator Posted March 21, 2016 Awards Moderator Share Posted March 21, 2016 That would be our wrestling erotica competition '50 Shades Of UKFF' you're talking about: https://ukff.com/topic/132910-50-shades-of-ukff-an-erotica-competition/ Â Keith's masterpiece in that thread is in the spoiler tags below, because NSFW, NSFW, could not be more NSFW: Â Â Â THE EROTIC ADVENTURES OF SCOTT STEINER. Â "Gimme a fucking mic" screamed Mae Young as she knelt naked in front of the big bad booty daddy. Scott obliged immediately, shoving his throbbing cock down the throat of the horny hag. Greedily, her eager mouth devoured Big Poppa's Pump, her saggy decrepid tits slapping against her kneecaps. She paused for a moment to remove her teeth. Steiner grinned a filthy grin, "I thought you were going to bite off my foreskin and turn me into a fucking Jew, now keep sucking and then it'll be Ricks turn. Â Rick was stood in the corner, weeping and sobbing quietly as he masturbated while thinking of Daniel Benoit. He didn't mind getting sloppy seconds, it was more than the mongoloid was used to, he patiently waited his turn, his diseased mind focussing on strangled children. Â After she gagged and threw up for a third time, Mae went to the bathroom in the small room in the Premier Inn located outside Cromer. But Steiner wanted more. While she had a piss and was wiping her disgusting old cuntflaps, Scott darted across the room, did a handstand so his iron veiny shaft ended up in the OAP's gaping maw and flipped her off the toilet so she ended up a wrinkled haggard heap on the floor opposite. 'It was the first time he'd utilised a Frankensteiner in this way, but it felt good. Now, it was Ricks turn. Â Rick didn't care for hygiene. He didn't cultivate his groinal garden at all. Mae was hesitant when she viewed his button mushroom cock, his pubic area was as unkempt as Terry Waites lawn. This didn't stop her. She gobbled away on his smelly prick when she felt a hand grab her hair. Scott said "Time to make your granny ass a Steiner Vagina". Â Lube was never going to be an option. Â At the fourth attempt, Scott found her arsehole amidst the folds of flabby, lifeless skin. Mae wailed with a full mouth of Rick's rancid dick as the booty daddy thrust ever more powerfully into her crypt like dirt box. He was relentless, he pounded and pounded as if he was suplexing HHH for the thirteenth time. Rick was about to cum. Softly he moaned "Maddie, Maddie" as Mae tickled his Gooch. Scott was by now at full pelt. He was going to blow up in a pensioners arse for the second time that week. Rick was making noises like a spastic on a water slide. Mae could take no more. She climaxed with ferocity. Her body shook with such regularity and force, it resembled Muhammed Ali and Michael J Fox dancing the Lambada on a slightly turbulent cruise ship. This pushed the brothers to the point of no return. Scott painted her cobwebbed brown doors white. Rick was finished by Mae's mouth and with a guttural cry of "BULGER", he was no more. Â The following morning, the Eastern European chambermaid opened the room to find Mae disembowelled and shit smeared on her face and mouth. Rick was naked in the bathroom. He has used her lower intestine to hang himself. Â FIN Â Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members bAzTNM#1 Posted March 21, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted March 21, 2016 Love the "FIN" at the end like it's some mental Tinto Brass or Walerian Boroczyck film. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gaffer Posted March 21, 2016 Share Posted March 21, 2016 Hi, Â Had an idea. Basically I'm going to start writing a storyline for the start of a show, probably Nitro, and you can then add your bits to it. It obviously will feature the guys I start out with and then you can involve whomever you like. The idea is to make something very cringy and car crash TV. Â So here we go: Â The Show opens with a intro video using North and South's 'I'm a Man Not a Boy'..... I feel like TWCF had an entire subforum for this kinda stuff circa 2005. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members FLips Posted March 21, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted March 21, 2016 That Houchen slashfic has only gotten better with age. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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