SpiritOfTheForest

Punk sure seems to be loving his time off. Here he is with his lovely lady at the Iron Man 3 premier.

Is he someones mate? I remember him managing Doom in WCW but the only time I remember seeing him in WWF/E before he started managing Rodney Mack was during the Taker/Foley HIAC

He was a referee for a couple of years during the attitude era. That's when I started watching so I only ever knew him as a ref which was a bit strange when he suddenly became a manager.

There's no Smackdown thread this week but I have to share my love for the amazing moment from this week where Natalya leapfrogged over a running Hornswoggle, landed and immediately turned into a discus clothesline which almost decapitated Rosa Mendes. God I love that woman; it's bizarre they do fuck all with her.

Great Khali confuses one of the current backstage interviewers for Todd Pettengill.

http://www.wwe.com/videos/natalya-talks-ab...lusive-26081560

This raised a chuckle.

Oh and I'd love Maria to come back. She might very well be their most attractive woman ever. And reading interviews, her twitter etc she comes across as a really smart, clued-in woman. If the Bellas blocked her from returning then that's sad because I couldn't give a fuck about either of them. Maria seems to have a talent for the wrestling business.

That'd sure be an experience. How did that opportunity come about? Didn't know Mayhem or Tormentor were in the country.

Strange you guys talking about entrance themes cause I came here to post a random thought about one.

I REALLY wish WWE had used this as Kane's theme back when he took off the mask. Don't know why it wasn't used as it's very fitting for him AND happens by my all time favourite band! I was really surprised to hear about this anyway.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D05SqIDnOBg

Hate bass player Sławomir "Mortifer" Archangielskij has tragically died when on tour.

http://moltenmagazine.com/2013/04/hate-bas...r-dies-on-tour/

Slawek

I actually enjoy Powerslam quite a bit whenever I pick it up but seeing as a lot of you guys don't, I figured some of you might get a kick out of this which happened today:

My pet hate on facebook is the kind of girl (always fat and unattractive) who posts attention seeking shite statuses. It usually goes like this.

Girl 1:

Girl 2: Wats up hun?

Girl 1: Dnt wanna tlk about it

Girl 2: PM me if u need me hun

AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! Drives me to distraction

Must say I do enjoy people who post funny pictures though.

Given previous UKFFers were being criticised a while back for calling current WWE stars Jon Moxley, Bryan Danielson and Claudio Castagnoli I guess you meant to call him Zeb Colter?

But more relevantly that's pretty cool! My biggest wrestling facebook achievement was getting a reply from Tyler Reks regarding a meme of him going about.

So Vitus were absolutely quality. 10/10 performance. And David Chandler was wearing an E C F'IN W shirt too! A couple of guys at the front started chantig "Fuck him up Sandman, fuck him up!" at him and he replied saying "Y'know, I'm a Paul Heyman guy!" Awesome.

I'm seeing Vitus tonight. Cannot wait!

I've never caught a full episode but I've flicked over to it a couple of times. It's not for the casual WWE fan for sure but I enjoyed it as a bit of harmless fun and enjoyed the novelty of seeing such a show dedicated to wrestling on the telly. And one of the girls on it is rather nice which is a plus. Patrick Lennon is an irritating wee prick though, I'll give you fellas that.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beasts_of_Satan

Here's another black metal muder case which I never really hear about. From Italy this time.

Stallagh are certainly interesting. I love eerie stuff like that.

A notable omission from that list is the story of one of the members of Carpe Noctem. He murdered his girlfriend, decapitated her, dressed her up in sexy boots and placed the corpse in several sexy poses, uploaded the images to the internet and then got in his car and killed himself by driving head on into and on-coming truck. Mental stuff but it's never really talked about for some reason. I guess because the band were never big or significant.

http://ohinternet.com/Matthias_Schoormann

To add a couple more, Kaitlyn is below X Pac (lol), one of the Usos is at the bottom and the black woman next to Swagger is one of the Funkadactyls.

I thought this was a pro wrestling forum not the House of Commons.

Okay this guy is clearly talking utter mince but this line is superb.

Never been able to stand the guy in any shape or form. His music is utter shit and whole zany gimmick is irritating. He holds the dubious honour of being one of the only bands I've walked out on live.

#ThingsBetterThanJohnCena is trending on twitter right now.

Black Magician are fantastic. Excellent new doom band. Pretty annoyed there are THREE dates in London though for Carcass' reformation. 3 dates for the one city and not a single Scotland show. I know there's Damnation but that's still a trek.

The BBC News app on my iphone is the worst at that for me. I'll go for what I assume is going to be a quick dump and end up reading the days news for Scotland, England, Wales, NI and Word. I suppose it's my generation's equivalent to the old "going for a shit with the Sunday Times".

Loving the Venom shirt there Richie!

My pick would be Dirty Eddie but in his absence ShortOrderCook makes a decent replacement. Out of the list posted, he'd be the guy I find myself agreeing with the most.

I realise a lot of this forum has a bizarre hard-on for Cena but why the hell wasn't Punk nominated? Easily the best promo guy in the business. For Cena to have 4 nominations while Punk has none is almost reverse Fin Martin-esque.

Hahaha Smokey C. He was in the IWAS MS KOTDM 2004 and got totally murdered by Ryan Boz and a couple of barbed wire boards. I remember it because CM Punk was doing commentary and took the constant piss out of ol' Smokey in amusing fashion. Had no idea he was still around.

Great reading as always Richie lad!