Bellenda Carlisle

5 minutes ago, SuperBacon said:

Also, they watch Die Hard in Friends, then don't freak out when McClane turns up and dates Rachel.

So, who played McClane in the Die Hard they watched?

Some similar actor like how Stallone is Terminator in the Last Action Hero I imagine. Maybe it's also Stallone.

27 minutes ago, Devon Malcolm said:

Ahh, sorry about that! I think it's because Stevie B had posted the trailer a while back that I got confused.

That was also not me. I'm going to watch it since you're so damn insistent on associating me with it. I'll wait til tomorrow though, nov 30th is the last night I can get away with pretending Christmas isn't here

18 hours ago, Devon Malcolm said:

Fatman (pirate)

Think it was @Bellenda Carlisle who praised this a while back 

I ain't even seen it Gladders, wasn't me like Shaggy,  I am one of the Goggins lovers here so I might check it out although I'm not feeling at all festive. 

I also loved young Hitchcock and Scully, I really like the young Scully actor from a superhero show he's great in,  looking forward to seeing him lead the new Jack Reacher show.

I still like Brooklyn 99 but think it's certainly had lots of the same problems as most shows that last forever. I thought Pimento gave it a much needed shot in the arm when he first turned up. 

I do wish Jake and Amy would have split up cos I just think it would be funnier.

1 hour ago, Astro Hollywood said:

Les off Corrie did a reality show about ten years ago where minor celebrities pretended to be homeless, to see what it was like on the streets. He left partway through, spending all the money he'd got begging on booze

Still came across better than Hardeep Singh

Looks like the pythons are ready brother.

That's Christmas sorted 

Terminator 1 2 (long gap) 5 3 4

Can a mod close this thread til December 1st please 

7 minutes ago, Onyx2 said:

Did Travolta think he was making an Oscar-worthy piece? A Daniel Day Lewis-style performance? Tax write-off? Completely bananas.

I'll tell you why he did the film but I'm warning you, the answer is the blackest comedy of 2020

I watched a double bill of right fun stinkers last night;

Unhinged with Russel Crowe as an angry fat bastard in a car.

The Fanatic with John Travolta as an obsessive fan with a learning disability.

If you only like films that you think are good then there's no point watching these, but if like me you sometimes enjoy stuff for other reasons like it's so stupid or preposterous that you can't believe it then they're both a fun watch.

Russel Crowe is so fat in Unhinged it's unbelievable.

The Fanatic was hilarious, what a weird stupid film. John Travolta is so ridiculous here it's on another level, he plays a guy with an extremely unspecified developmental disability and he definitely went full R word in the exact way Tropic Thunder warned us about. I really can't get over his performance and how stupid the film was at all. He also looks like this in it and the film was literally directed by the singer of Limp Bizkit

The Devil All The Time 

I didn't know anything about this when I started watching it, not even who was in it, I assumed the whole film would be about Bill Skargard's character so I was surprised when the story kept totally shifting for the first 45 minutes. 

It's like some kind of 50s/60s dark, religious backwoods version of Pulp Fiction with its interconnecting storylines and shit. I thought it was really cool and even though it had so much stuff going on it ended up being pretty tight, it is quite bleak though.

Also I hate Jason Clarke's face

Imani Coppola - Legend of a Cowgirl

I used to love this on the box: music you control in the 90s.  

32 minutes ago, Magnum Milano said:

And once appeared on a Wrestlemania.

I don't know who that lady is but I've seen Final destination and she's going to die soon.

4 minutes ago, FelatioLips said:

Or maybe it's because Quality Street chocolate tastes garbage and this masks the taste, 

What is up with this? I haven't eaten anything like this for ages cos all my old relatives are dead but someone bought me a box of Quality Street last week to say thanks for something, it was a lovely gesture that i appreciated but I thought he bought a dodgy bag that had been in the sun or something cos they tasted like shit.

Does anyone check anyone's profiles anyway? what's even there? I think once I went to someone's profile on purpose, every one of the hundreds of other times I did it it was by accident

On 10/19/2020 at 6:40 PM, Devon Malcolm said:

Yesss.

 

 I just watched this and thought it was so funny, I'm not the biggest traditional stand up fan though so I tend to like the subversive stuff.

It's free on YouTube as well 

I really like AJ with his mysterious associate, the visual of them together is great.

I bet AJ is glad they're not on the road at the moment, I imagine trying to not get spotted in airports and stuff would be a right ballache if you were travelling everywhere with a 7 foot black guy.

On 10/10/2020 at 12:09 PM, Devon Malcolm said:

The Drone (nefarious)

From the makers of Zombeavers! That film was really funny and so is this. Also the least likely place you'd expect to see an homage to The Exorcist III.

This was great, I love a tight, cheap B movie with a fun premise; Child's Play but Chucky is a drone is a pretty easy comparison to draw.

It's quite tongue in cheek but plays it just straight faced enough that you can kind of play along that it's a proper horror film for the most part but the climax is ridiculous.

It took me a while to find and download, no idea if it's streaming anywhere.

I still prefer Dr Jones, the upvote was for the second part ofthe post

Doctor Jones was much better.

I found out recently that the Santana/Rob Thomas song Smooth was ranked the second most successful song of all time (whatever that means) by Billboard. And now it's stuck in my head.

10 minutes ago, Keith Houchen said:

Yeah but #TaylorIsFree was trending worldwide so it’s not all doom and gloom. 

I wish Britney was free 

28 minutes ago, johnnyboy said:

 

Any specific episodes you could point a brother to?

Not the sort of thing you remember when you hate watch 2 seasons of something in 18 hours I'm afraid 

23 hours ago, LaGoosh said:

JR once compared Vince to Michael Jackson in that he doesn't really know how to be a normal person so he's created a world for himself that he has complete control over and can hide from reality. 

I wish i was successful enough to do this.