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I really hate the Hollywood spin cycle. Can't we have some new movies? None of those 3 above interest me in the slightest, indeed they just make me sad.

Although most of their porn involves shitting into each other's mouths or cartoon baby foxes wanking their nippled tit-cocks, so it seems a bit strange.

That's the bit of their culture I like.

I just wished cinemas near me would show films like Rambo and Moon. Odeon are a fucking disgrace.

EDIT: Sun, did you really enjoy Tale Of Two Sisters? I thought it was confused, pretentious wank. Having seen Ringu, the missus and I went on a rampage through similar Japanese horror. It went:

Ringu - wow! Scary pale girl with black hair!

Dark Water - amazing film, reminded me a bit of Ringu with the scary girl with black hair

The Grudge - erm, another scary black haired girl, idea getting a bit boring now

Tale Of Two Sisters - more scary little girls and this one makes as much sense as a Shymalan movie.

I just felt the same trope was carted out in a whole run of Jap horror films that gradually diluted the formula.

I stand by my statement. Besides, Oldboy is the film-nerd pick of choice, which is why it's more perplexing. LOTR is totally mainstream.

 

It's doubly ridiculous when people get all uppity about Hollywood doing a remake and "ruining" it. It's not horrible, it's a *** movie, but it's way too flawed to be anything more. Take out the hallway hammer fight and you'd immediately lose half of the geek love.

Agreed. Once you get past geeking out at a guy killing people WID A HAMMER, there wasn't that much else to distinguish it from the masses of similar violent Korean films. It was alright, and I enjoyed it, but I was very surprised at the love shown to it online. It's certainly not in the league of Takeshi Kitano.

I've seen Con-Air and disagree it's the best action film ever. There's loads better and to name one, Die Hard.

 

Please, Die Hard is nowhere near bombastic enough. The high point of that movie is the Vigo the Carpathian cameo.

He's right. Die Hard is better than Con Air. Technically speaking Predator is better than both of them, but in the sub-genre of action-with-comedy blockbuster movie, Die Hard is king.

Good list that!

Inland Empire I want to see.

Deadwood is of course the fucking business.

13th Warrior I really like, though apparently it's been severely cut from a longer, much more epic version, which I hope they oneday release.

Fist Of The North Star I've never seen, but it sounds like a top Jap porno.

Not a huge loss really, as he was struggling a lot in this series and not really contributing.

Bell's average in county this season is good, so in all honesty he'll probably be more of an asset than a struggling Pietersen.

I've emptied my bullocks to just the thought of that many times.

I've got a very bad feeling about today. If we don't get at least two wickets in the morning, I think we're fucked.

This is why I never listen to you about anything

The comments on that video are tremendous. "You deaf black cunt".

In what possible way is Mary-Louise Parker unconventional or uncommercial? She's been a prominent actress for 20 years and regarded for all that time as a great beauty.

If you didn't touch yourself at night, I might restrain myself, but sadly...

Yes.

And they've thrown the match away!!!! Unbelievable.

First ball is always difficult. I think our chances of getting 500 just evaporated though.

Make that 6. It's the traditional middle order batting collapse that signals our usual abandonment of any intent on winning a test.

Ouch! He won't be using that hand for a while.

Like, literally the post above you Keeno.

I moved from the Jaguar to a PS and immediately bought Tekken 2 and Gran Turismo for it. Talk about the promised land.

I've said this before, but anyone with a name like Onions should get in an England team by default.

Ugh.

He's as English as Pietersen.

Hick was the finest English batsman of his era, and woefully underused. For many years after they gave up on him, he continued to thump half- and whole centuries against world class bowlers in the county game whilst England struggled internationally.

To be fair, JLM, a lot of those titles had identical or better versions on other platforms. And if you've never played the CD-ROM Highlander game on the Jaguar, you've not lived.

I wish. The cool kids had Neo Geos and then import SNESes. I had a Game Gear.