Ambulance Chaser

In at respect?? They were serious workers in Japan and the first thing WWE did was put them in Doctors jackets and use about 45 different play on words for the word bollocks. They are a joke.

Some brilliant things on this weeks show, the Black/Dream segment was compelling, this is officially my favourite thing in WWE now. Black...in doing very little does so much. He has slightly changed his mannerisms towards Dream, nothing you would overtly notice but he just looks that LITTLE bit frustrated and finally looking up in Dream's direction whilst sitting in the ring but after Dream had left the stage was great.

Also, a cracking McIntyre sit down interview, in which by being allowed to actually be himself and tell the true story of how he got back to WWE came across as the most likeable chap going, imagine that. He was sincere, honest and explained the struggle he went through, then Cien's manager interrupted and subtly got under Drew's skin, she is fantastic. I'm buzzing for Drew/Cien.

Aside from that Regal was good again in what he did and Cole's faction looked pathetic, getting fucked up by bloody Sanity for 80% of the match.

The only way I see Shield vs Club is Styles, Balor and a debuting Omega. Any other incarnation is a joke to me. Gallows/Anderson are, along with Nakamura the stand out example of how fucked WWE is, no idea what to do with people at all.

Oh great Kane is back.

Jesus it's one notch above Kalisto in terms of an anti climax that, the bloody mayor of Knoxville, does this mean we are seeing Reigns vs Kane matches for about 3 months. Kill me.

Could this not have been SOMEBODY else, they have every bastard talent under some contract or another, be it legends or whatever. Val Venis, The one that isn't injured from the Revival, Vader. ANYBODY BUT KANE

God that is tremendous, cheers for that. Fascinated by this, should be a series on the Network.

They have a shelf titled "Kendo Sticks" haha, like it's The Range or Wilko's or something. I need to see more, love how they have all the magazines in pristine condition.

Reminded me of Mrs. Doubtfire with the face mask on. Proper shit.

http://www.prowrestlingsheet.com/cornette-penis-flash-prichard/#.Wdz_W7pFyP8H

haha, he's got the trackies and shocked face t-shirt on aswel 

And yes, I just typed "jim cornette dick out" in to google to find that. Fucking kill me now.

Cornette got his cock out at Prichard's live show the other day in Detroit. Sick old man.

Absolutely dire show. Smackdown is such a fucking mess.

That main event, Boy THAT main event, I could literally go on forever and I can't be arsed i'm nackered.

Don't be silly.

I clearly mean the way he just brazenly interrupts his guests mid sentence and tells the same story he told the week before, then does his Jim Crockett Sr. impression. He should just sack guests off and tell his stories if that's what he wants to do the old fucker.

JR took his levels of self indulgence to new heights this week, with the co-author of his book and the guy that writes the Blood Red Dollar Green stories, I listen to Ross less and less as time passes, just insufferable.

Elsewhere, Killing The Town had a good episode I thought, Rosemary's first proper interview since the "Sexy" Star incident, she comes across as a lovely lady and 110% believable in her version of events to me. Aside from that though it's a nice little journey through her training and early matches, how she came up with the demon gimmick etc.

This Black/Velveteen Dream feud has potential to be my favourite thing in WWE, it's not saying much but still.....

I love this dynamic, Dream just slapping the apron shouting "SAY MY NAAAAME" trying to earn Black's acknowledgement, meanwhile Black stoically stares straight ahead with a look in his eyes that says "I'm kicking your head off son". Really impressed with this.

Enzo being a horrible human being whilst wearing the Susan G in conjunction with Ultimate Warrior shirt and cancer wristbands, absolutely astonishing quality control yet again. Just fucking stop doing it, they have the hook with Enzo that people actually do think he is a bit of a cunt due to backstage stories and WWE exploiting it, so just go with it, leave people wondering "is he REALLY that much of a knob"? Instead I'm sat thinking well I can't boo THIS guy. Having him not wear it does not mean he wants Women to get breast cancer, let him do something behind the scenes, it's bizarre to me.

This WWE/Warrior wankfest is still the biggest joke I have ever seen, lauding such an abhorrent and deplorable piece of shit and creating an award for him.

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Braun and Rollins have good chemistry, the first time I thought to myself that Strowman has a future here was against Seth too.

He's tremendous. I also liked the match with Ambrose, he allows the babyface just the right amount of fire before stomping him. I was thinking the other day when I couldn't be arsed to do anything at work, which Wrestlers would I pay to see, Braun is right up there, all the reports I read about people seeing him live are that he is so fast for his size, I need to see this combo of strength, size and speed in person.

"Don't start with ME Denver" hahaha.

Also, when Braun slammed Rollins and Booker said "braun don't want Bread, he don't want salad. He just wants meat" WHAT!? seriously what the fuck. 

Jarrett has some meetings about it next week.

Yeah Cole is really small, he looks like a child. I'm not excited at all by this ROH group. I have always quite liked Fish, his matches are logical and his run with the ROH TV Title was decent but the other 2 can bollocks for me, I think Cole has SOME charisma but something does not connect for me personally with him, I can't even adequately describe it other than I look at him and think he is playing Wrestler.

In other news Lars Sullivan wrecked someone this week, what a brute.

Well that Destruction Tour was a mixed bag eh. Best match of the 3 shows for me was Omega/Juice, what a fucking Wrestling match, the real life come storyline of Omega's knee injury and Juice at first being hesitant to attack it, then eventually just thinking sod it I want this belt and going after the leg. The finish of the match, the suplex from apron to outside, bloody brutal.

King of Pro Wrestling is shaping up to be fantastic, EVIL aint winning but boy have they built him up well, they have got over his STO finisher as a match ender. Naito/Ishii for the briefcase, Ospreay/Kushida for the Junior title.

Booker T is the worst Wrestling commentator I have ever heard.

I just posted in the NXT Thread about the MCMG and it reminded me, Death Before Dishonor is Tonight. ROH has absolutely zero buzz at present and to be honest it's a bit wank but the main event actually intrigues me, Cody defending the world title against Minoru Suzuki in his first Stateside appearance in forever. Might be worth finding a link Tomorrow or something, is the show worth 50 dollars though, is it fuck.

I'm not sure they have the mental capacity mate, he had a vest, cap and farmers tan. She had an oversized Wrestling shirt on and an uneven fringe. Proper trailer park like.

They are challenging for the ROH Tag Titles Tonight at Death Before Dishonor.

Johnny Impact is so laughably bad at promo's and anything talking related, I actually find it hard to watch.

Also, a mention for the proper hick couple on the front row this week with a "SHERA IS MY HERO" sign    Fucking Mahabali Shera!!!!

Good lord Black has some aura around him doesn't he. My attention can be flagging a little but as soon as I hear that music I'm in, right back in.

Lawler's is one of my regular weekly listens. He had he Doctor on who worked on him with his heart attack the other week, I found it fascinating. He also did about 3 shows on the Kaufman deal in Memphis.

I could listen to Lawler read the phonebook to be honest though.