Ambulance Chaser

So Cody is the new World Champ, great move I reckon. He brings a certain WWE style effort to main events that I appreciate in amongst all the flying and diving, it's a nice comedown after for example on this event the Tornado Tag Title match that was 110mph. Still waiting on Cody having an absolutely blow away match, but he is always in that good to very good range, I rate him, and to be honest just wanted the belt off Daniels.

Otherwise a few decent matches, Scurll was great again, them Bullet Club umbrella's are selling like hot cakes and the Villain gimmick is going to make him a ton of cash I fancy.

Looks like we are getting a Jay Brisco vs Bully Ray feud, which I am bang up for. They will knock seven shades out of each other.

Yeah on second viewing I make you right actually.

Fucking ridiculous video. I think topped off when Sydal fucking celebrates when they close the sequence, like "YES, WILL WE FUCKING PULLED IT OFF" like a gymnast or high board diver that knows they have a 9 from the judges in the bag.

Ospreay is the worst Wrestler alive, cunt should carry a pommel horse round with him.

I think he has been dabbling In investments and shares etc for a while, it's one of the reasons he is close to JBL, common interest.

1 hour ago, BrodyGraham said:

I've seen Ohno in the flesh, of which there is, admittedly, quite a lot and trust me, you wouldn't feel quite so brave in person. He looks like a fucking Viking and puts his stuff in VERY convincingly. Although he's obviously not in the same shape as McIntyre, he's in there with him as one of the 3 most physically intimidating wrestlers I've seen at shows.

Ohno literally isn't intimidating. At all. He looks like a recurring Jeremy Kyle guest.

And SJ55, we will just have to agree to disagree, I have seen both Owens and Ohno in good nick, and I have seen them both as horrible slobs To me it's simply not caring enough to sort it out, if it takes more effort to look good than a Cesaro who it comes more natural to then you put more fucking effort in than Cesaro.

He was off pursuing other stuff I think at the time, was it Baseball he was into? And wouldn't give full commitment to ROH.

Well I enjoyed that Black/Ohno match very much. Black is my guy, not to be fucked with.

Still can't get over the state of Ohno though, like why NOT give yourself the best possible chance of a decent shot in WWE, I don't understand it, the logic. Massive pet hate is fat fuckers that get off on the fact they are fat, like revel in it as though it's some sort of badge of honour. No, you are lazy and unhealthy and eat too much cake you fat sod. Just sort it fucking out, I mean Wrestling in Basketball tops ffs.

Seems Russo has filed a protection order against Cornette. The bloke has seriously gone off the deep end since the Conrad/Prichard podcast on him. I'm worried/excited about what he might do, not worked out which yet.

MLW at it again, JJ Dillon got a show now. What a network it is to be fair.

Did you see the heat that Drifter got!!!! He is fast rising in my list of favourite performers in Wrestling. 

"Helloooo i'm Elias Samson"

I'm gutted Takahashi lost. Team time bomb✊

Naito vs Tanahashi best match for me personally. Cracking stuff.

New podcast on MLW....Prime Time with Hacksaw Jim Duggan and SEAN FUCKING MOONEY. 

I absolutely love the idea of a flash win for Black in the first match to capture the belt from Roode - a Roode who has become somewhat complacent due to his utter dominance (once he gets done with Roddy that will be Naka, Ohno, Itami and Roddy all knocked off). Black hits the black mass and pins him, Roode goes back to the drawing board to restrategize. The intrigue of "was it a fluke, can Black do it again is he THAT good. Will Roode last longer or maybe even win the belt back". I said in a previous post, this shit does happen, you get a guy that is on another level even compared to other world class talent, sometimes you hold your hands up and go damn that guy is too good.

This Swoggle/Spud feud is hilariously good. But does anyone else have an irrational dislike for Swoggle, I feel like I SHOULD like him in a "awwwww" sort of way, but I don't, he has a hateable face that resembles a potato. I find myself wanting spud to bounce him all over the arena.

I never know What to think of Lorcan, part of me just looks and thinks "mate, you are getting brain damage. calm down for fuck sake". Love his music aswel WHOA OH OH OHHHHHHHH

1 hour ago, BomberPat said:

 they've got Jimmy Jacobs under contract,

 

Genuinely didn't know that. What on earth does he do?

That's not a bad idea, stick him in a powerhouse/flyer tag team with say Apollo Crews, he could be the 123 kid to Crews Bob Holly.

Edit: Fucking forget it. Imagine the charisma on that tag team. Good god.

14 minutes ago, LaGoosh said:

 sharing a cappachino with his ugly little shit dog

 

Short clip of Bobby Roode and Mark Andrews visiting a Manchester Bomb victim. Like stuff like this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pef8dAZp-9g

On Rollins.....Someone put forth a great shout for me on some website or another, I'd like to see Rollins drop a level and go for the IC Title, saying the way he wrestles as a babyface is more suited to that belt and I can absolutely see his point. I can't put my finger on it exactly but I said in a previous post it never looks like he's fighting and I find it hard to take him at world title level as a face. Add in the fact that I'm guessing him and Miz hasn't been overdone that I can recall, Miz will likely draw something new out of him character wise and I'm positive they will have good matches. As a heel it was slightly different, I never thought he was out of place for some reason, whether it was the fact that he was rubbing shoulders with such established people and being backed up by Hunter and Steph made it feel big time I don't know.

So yeah, Rollins for a run at the IC Title. And a new fucking dog.

It really is, and it still rings true. I am shit scared of Minoru Suzuki, I know what Wrestling is, but I'd cross the road if he approached, similar with Lesnar, again with Lashley. All badass bastards. Rollins I imagine having one of them dogs you put in a handbag.

Personally I don't look at Joe like that, I see him as a Mark Hunt type, somebody who aint ripped, but would certainly rip your head off. In my mind, if you asked me who can legitimately take on Brock on this roster, the first answer without thinking about it would be Joe. He is thick, a whole load of beef on that man.

Is Sasha the most Uncool cool person in Wrestling. She dances like my Gran.

I was dreading the end of this Neville/Aries feud as what the holy hell do they do next, there are those 2 and then everyone else way down here.

I was really distracted by the Blonde at ringside, looked like she walked in off the set of Eyes Wide Shut.

Rich Swann is a right shithouse that can bollocks, I can't believe I'm saying it after those video packages in the cruiserweight classic but now, him and his fucking "fun" can do one.

Drifter stole the show for me, I'm bang up for an album being released.