Ambulance Chaser

Jesus Christ.

 

I don't know what to even say, that was a pathetic show, fucking Stephanie McMahon makes me feel ill when she is on my TV, what is she, what is her role, her character, she's fucking helping Seth one week, then putting him in matches and situations that clearly are meant to hurt him, she's being shown at charity events cuddling up to kids one minute then being a cunt heel on Raw. Just give me consistency, or ideally get the twat of a woman off my screen.

 

It's 2015 and I'm watching Kane wrestle in a suit, amble around the ring with his gimpy hips, he moves 60% slower than the rest of the roster I swear to god. The Dudley's and Kane in a featured match on the flagship show, these cunts peaked in 98/99.

 

Summer Rae's acting makes me want to vomit. Just think back to when Rusev was unstoppable, unbeatable and a true monster, now look at him, he's like Robert in Everybody loves Raymond the dopey down on his luck mess.

 

JBL.

 

Where is Cesaro??

 

I give up.

 

 

 

 

Tetsuya Naito in his new mask

 

He's brilliant. Some of the little things he does as a heel crack me up, at the G1 finals he lost and was selling but still went over to the timekeeper, snatched his cap and put it back on to walk to the dressing room.

People just seem to accept the fact that Neidhart will smoke crack several times a day and walk out of autograph signings because he thinks a plane is going to crash into the venue.

 

 

Terrible Raw.

 

I am so sick of The Authority flip flopping between heel and face, it is actually nauseating. I can't stand Stephanie on my screen anymore, not in a good heel getting heat kind of way either, she is just shocking.

 

And Summer Rae's acting makes my 6 year old nephew's display in the School play look like De Niro in Taxi Driver.

 

Sting can't be arsed.