TheBurningRed

4 hours ago, Devon Malcolm said:

TIL that Edge has blocked me on Twitter. I have never mentioned him in any tweet ever nor tagged him.

You ever liked a tweet that’s talking shit about him? Because some people are so thin skinned they go through the likes and retweets and block everyone. 

I have a soft spot The Mighty Ducks trilogy. Started going to Slough Ice Rink as I thought maybe I could give ice hockey a try eventually and become an enforcer like the bash brothers. I was terrible, even after being able to skate in the middle without holding on to the sides. 

Green Street 3 has an MMA fighting league. Can you be sold on that @SuperBacon? It stars Jim Carver from The Bill as a bloke called Pistol Pete. 

The Sandlot was probably my favourite as a kid. A teacher put it on for us during our breaks one day when it had been pissing down and I became obsessed. Borrowed it off him before getting my own copy and watching it to death. Haven’t watched it for years now. I did see a sequel which was predictably shit. 

Get on the Air Bud films mate. The best sports films ever made. True stories too. 

36 minutes ago, Pork Pie said:

It's O'Sullivan vs Trump in the final tomorrow. Should be a good one.

If anyone can beat Ronnie it’s Trump. Hard to see on this form though. 
 

9 minutes ago, Hugh Thesz said:

I've read a few articles but none of them have stated where it will be placed or and consequences of a foul involving said ball.  Can a player pot by cannoning a red or colour off this new ball?

I’ve been wondering the same. Perhaps a drop ball might be be the answer. Comes out of a shoot hanging above the table. 

He’s left school so doubt it. Who needs GCSEs and A Levels when you’ve earned £220,000 just in prize money in two and a bit weeks throwing three bits of metal and plastic at a wall. 

No it’s a bollocks rumour that started on Twitter (by the terminally online Rovert) because she didn’t have a ring on one time or some shit. Kevin Nash talked about it on his podcast a few months ago. Saw the rumours on Twitter and got in touch with Triple H to find out. 

Harry’s spelling of Charlotte was hilarious. 

11 minutes ago, Mr_Danger said:

Everyone knows Tom Hardy said that whilst smoking a fag.

I thought it was Tommy Shelby. He’s got a whole book of quotes and wise sayings apparently. 

He is going to smash the pro tour this year. He’ll make the Matchplay, Grand Prix everything. What a player. 

104 average as well I think on his way to a win and semi final place. 

https://www.instagram.com/p/C2Q7FdMJkmq/?igsh=cXR6ajFnd3MycHdt
 

Been confirmed now by New Japan. 

Glad Paul finally went. I do like how uneasy Andrew is with his new role and his distrust of Harry. But I think he’s going to get himself played. You could see how much his behaviour had changed at breakfast and after Paul went. I wonder if anyone else has clocked on though. 

I discovered during the past two episodes they have a contestant called Mollie. I’ve clearly not paid attention or it’s like The Apprentice when a bunch get voted out and you finally learn the name of someone who’s been hovering around. 

The snooker is going to Saudi in March for the first time but with a new ball. Mad idea. But I could see Ronnie getting a 167 break tbf. 

1 hour ago, IANdrewDiceClay said:

Did he have a bedazzled piss bag on his hip as well? Maybe a little feather boa wrapped around it.

Unfortunately not haha. 

It was the “lots of goals were scored and it was a one-all draw” was the Partridge moment for me. 

Definitely a ‘Best of the Beatles’ kinda guy. Also, looked at his twitter and John Cena randomly follows him. We can’t have big match John being a big horrible Tory.  

Thought I’d share the two most random people I’ve seen at funerals. I went down to Portsmouth for my friends. He had told me he had a mate called Chris who was a bouncer and wrestler. Never knew who it was though. Turned out to be Brit Wres “star” Flatliner. He made sure he was the star of the wake. Had more jewellery on than Bobby George and had the Hogan durag. 

Took my Nan to a funeral in the Brentford area for someone she used to work for. It was a burial. Imagine my surprise when standing oppposite me with the rest of the mourners was Julian Clary. I thought I was hallucinating. 

My girlfriend showed me a tiktok account that had wreaths of packs of fags, bottles/tins of special brew, carlsberg etc. They were well done, but I found them to be hilariously tacky. 

My mums cousins funeral two years ago had one of the most bizarre things said by the priest. He said my cousin would live on in infinity “but not infinity like the infinity wars the avengers fought haha” before carrying on as normal. No reaction from anyone. Except me looking at a couple of people mouthing “what the fuck”. She didn’t even know what the marvel films were. She was a piss head in her early 60s. It wasn’t relevant and not even around the time it had come out. 

Did anyone watch the New Years special of Taskmaster? I need Kojey Radical in the full series. He was great. 

Glad to see Lauby finally get on the tour. Annoyed by Killington. Darren Webster just missed out. If he didn’t play yesterday, he would’ve more than likely got a card. Madness. 

Darius Labanuskas not getting a card actually means he has more of a chance of qualifying for the worlds via the Nordic and Balctic tour. 

Intetesting to see who will join the WDF this year as quite a few of the top ten got tour cards. Max Hopp could rebuild a career there. 

There’s one woman who’s name I forget, who’s really defensive of Paul. And I think they contemplated murdering her which would be stupid on his part. When he said the way everyone looked at him when he came in for breakfast and not Meg and she went “oh bless you”. Just reminds of Hannah being blind to Wilf last series.