TheBurningRed

He will no doubt “rap” and perform his cringe material. Slap some fans. The usual shit. 

I believe he’s doing one in Bristol. Having read the stories of ones he’s done in America in years previous, it’s going to be awful. 

Yeah he’s a wanker. He ripped off a load of fans by selling signed boards, match darts and flights and never shipping them out. Just kept the money. Reputation for having a strop and not shaking hands or marking after games he’s lost on the super league circuit. Probably the most hated player on the tour.

31 minutes ago, SuperBacon said:

Perhaps, but at the time the building of that huge one next to the stadium was the biggest thing to ever happen to our small area there.

With the whiff of Mogden next door to provide a lovely smell to the atmosphere. 

28 minutes ago, d-d-d-dAz said:

The big Prime bottle on the mat can fuck off though.

17 hours ago, The Gaffer said:

Bam Margera's been sober for months by all accounts and is back on the board.

Lovely to see. 

He posted on Instagram yesterday that he tore his MCL skating. You cursed him. 

2 hours ago, waters44 said:

I’m going to pick this up I think. Does anyone know - can you download other users created wrestlers? I remember you could ten years ago so I would just download the old ECW guys that others have created. Just wondering if that’s still a thing in these 2K games 

If you’re a sad cunt like me, you can download a hundred CAWs and create different promotions for universe mode. Some of them are really good from the ring gear, facially and move sets. Some talented and patient people out there.

I downloaded a bunch of AEW and NJPW wrestlers. As well as some old school hard cases like Stan Hansen, Bruiser Brody, Terry Gordy and Steve Williams. All spot on as well. 

He should’ve got himself in better shape just to be able to put his socks on. An issue he documented about being so fucked he couldn’t bend. Not to have a match that will likely be embarrassing. Was he last match in TNA? I know he appeared in the Rumble and did the Socko vs Cobra crap with Santino after TNA. But that wasn’t a proper match. 

You forgot Mr Socko wrapped in barbed wire. 

A friend of mine flew to Jamaica today. Whenever I see or hear the word Jamaica I immediately think of Michael Scott’s diary entry from his vacation there “Tan almost everywhere. Jan almost everywhere”. Probably my favourite quote from the whole series tbh. 

I hope he’ll still be getting that fuck money in heaven. 

Never forget the time the poor fucker had to awkwardly pretend he hadn’t just got ignored by Hogan. 

Ice Cubes son has the worst and most brain dead opinions on wrestling anyway. One of worst on twitter. Even before the whole AEW shit came up. 

I always enjoyed watching an Ole Anderson shoot interview after his retirement when he went from professional wrestler to full time grump. 

1 hour ago, Loki said:

Speaking of...

Every year like clockwork he rises from the dead, this time with bloody Holland in tow.

They got announced at a night club in Kingston for Banquet Records. Got a second night due to overwhelming popular demand. Rod is still a draw. 

Sounds targeted. 

Read that as Zat Knight at first. Wondered what he was doing in the wrestling biz. 

46 minutes ago, SuperBacon said:

Listen you need to calm down, otherwise me, Burning Red and the Kurupt FM lot will have to come find you.

I’d suggest bringing Hounslow born and MMA fighter/Brock Lesnar knocker outer Alistair Overeem with us. But why do that when we can bring Phil Collins, Jay Sean and Patsy Kensit along for the scrap. 

Could you not have tried to take out Anthony Cotton?

Was just at my parents and said to my dad “the actor who played Fred Elliot died”. He shouted through to my mum (a big Corrie fan) “Sal, John Sergeant is dead”

Did have to double check that one before making the correction. 

All that’s missing from the clip is the barmaids terrified reaction. 

Yeah he was permanently pissed by all accounts. He used to live in Hounslow in his younger days so my grandad and his friends used to see him smashed in most of the pubs around there and Brentford. 

I’d just posted in the croaking it thread but my dads mate nearly ran over a drunk Charles Hawtrey back in the eighties. 

34 minutes ago, gmoney said:

John Savident definitely one for "I thought they were dead already" file.

My dad nearly ran him over many years ago when he walked into the street without looking. My dad also nearly ran over Noel Edmunds, who was arguing with his current girlfriend and not looking where he was going. If I remember any other celebs my dad nearly killed in his car, I'll post them here. 

My dads mate nearly ran over Charles Hawtrey in the mid eighties when he stumbled in the road pissed. 

Here’s Fred shouting at a baby and a budgie