The Clint

I heard the greatest pub bullshit lie ever on Saturday.

 

 

So I was having a fag in my doorway the other morning, bollock naked, and a little red breasted robin flew up and perched on the end of my dick. It let me gave it a little stroke and it flew away.

 

It's brilliant pub lie material. It's pointless, doesn't mean anything, and he's insistent it happened.

Even if it's a lie I say fair play to the bloke because that's a cracking little tale to make up on the spot just for the hell of it.  

Is the nephew from Owen's side of the family or Martha's ?

WWE have lifted Jerry Lawler's suspension.  That didn't take them long. Looks like he'll probably return for the LIVE Draft.

I actually thought Eraser was decent. But I thought that End of Days was a chore to sit through.

I wanna see them get cracking with Raw 2006. I enjoyed the DX V Vince & Shane stuff. Plus Psycho Mickie was decent too.

I've always had time for heel Jericho. But babyface Jericho always got on my fucking nerves.

I also noticed on Raw this week that they're calling it just the WWE Championship again. They've stopped calling it the WWE World Heavyweight Championship all of a sudden. I assume that's because the WHC is coming back out of retirement soon.

Pretty dull episode again this week.  You knew right from the start that Cena V Styles is obviously booked for Battleground so it just made those matches with a chance to be added into that triple threat match pointless.  Also why have the Raw and Smackdown Draft props on the stage if no fucker is going to use them during a segment?

As I've said I'm looking forward to the Draft taking place on 19th July as it will shake the shows up for sure.  I'm hoping that Raw and Smackdown get a new look with new theme music too while they're at it.

Just noticed that the Shameless box set has been added to Sky.  I might give it a bash as I've never watched an episode. Although my mates did say it became quite shit towards the end.

Reigns is definitely the new Cena with all that "you can't wrestle" shit.  Even if they turn Reigns I think the crowd reaction to him will always be 50/50 now.

Just came across this with Sasha. It must be from an Instagram post.  Looks like an intro to a porn scene.

https://zippy.gfycat.com/ApprehensiveRapidIvorygull.webm

Switched over to Midsomer Murders and noticed Rik Mayall (yeah) then Rik Mayall gets bumped off within 10 minutes (boo) switches off Midsomer Murders.

I don't like Midsomer Murders but I would've sat through it just because Rik was in it.  That Nettles always comes across like a right surly twat.

Makes me laugh on twitter when I see people moaning about the extra PPVs already with  "there's no way I'm gonna be watching a PPV every 2 weeks"

Well no fucker is forcing you to watch them.  Miserable bastards.

For those people that assume Ken Anderson could be brought back in.   I reckon there's more chance of seeing Johnny Depp and Amber Heard on Mr & Mrs.

It will happen Battleground takes place on 24th July. They'll just come up with some bullshit to explain his absence.

They've definitely planted the seed for a Shane/Jericho feud. I can see that being booked as one of the big SummerSlam matches.

 

It looks like Kym Marsh is going to be the next celebrity to have a sex vid on the net. Some guy is trying to sell footage of Kym sucking cock along with 'bonus' pictures of her nude for £30,000.

 

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Do you think the fury comes from the fact they're only asking for £30k?

 

If her vid doesn't get leaked over the next few days it was probably just Hear'Say.

Remember when Kurt had that short stint as the Smackdown GM? Maybe that's what they're after. I would be very surprised if Kurt had another match inside a WWE ring again.  As for Bill I think it looks very likely that he's going to have one more match at next year's WrestleMania.

Forbes is reporting that WWE have reached out to  Goldberg, Kurt Angle, Carlito, Melina and John Morrison for a return to the company.

It looks like Kym Marsh is going to be the next celebrity to have a sex vid on the net.  Some guy is trying to sell footage of Kym sucking cock along with 'bonus' pictures of her nude for £30,000.  

http://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/kym-marsh-sex-tape-fury-8228898

Also Gotham's Robin Lord Taylor plays Coombs son.  As I said I thought it was a decent watch even if the ending was quite predictable.

Sky have MITB scheduled to run 4 hours. When they change their listing it usually means WWE have informed them.  So it'll be a 5am finish on Monday morning as it's still scheduled for an 8e start in the US.

Would You Rather it's well worth a look.  It's about an aristocrat that invites people over to his mansion to compete in a game to earn themselves some cash. But they didn't realize what kind of game they were getting into.  The wealthy aristocrat is really one sadistic fucker. 

Look out for former pornstar Sasha Grey as one of the participants in the game.

Meltzer did say that WWE haven't confirmed nor denied the rumours about Raw and Smackdown having their own PPV every month. When we get closer to the draft things will become more clearer about extra PPVs etc.

According to some of the newz sites WWE are planning to make the Big 4 PPVs run 4 hours after the brand split as this will be the only time Raw and Smackdown merge on PPV.  Starting with SummerSlam as it's been announced that it will run 4hrs long again.