King Coconut

43 minutes ago, gmoney said:

Are you going to post that on every page, King? 

If that's what it takes.

That's the first thing I thought too. F1 has become sports entertainment.

Real shithousers picket the shithousing union. 

1 hour ago, Chest Rockwell said:

sister Eileen was pretty fucking useless

She went way beyond useless. I'm glad that lady lost her daughter though. That's what the big fella would've wanted.

12 minutes ago, The King Of Swing said:

a damp squid

The worst bastard kind.

I was there on that magical night in Berlin in 2005 when Batista forgot his extra pair of socks.

22 minutes ago, RancidPunx said:

And people wonder if there is a systemic racism issue in the UK….

 

What's the UK got to do with this?

About fucking time.

I don't think learning in a manual necessarily costs more time and money. Some really manly people have a mechanical sympathy and twig immediately. 

There was probably also some noncing to be had. I mean, it's still wrestling.

5 minutes ago, LCJ said:

Chris Benoit killed his wife and his child. I’d say the thread title belongs to him.

Yep. This thread should really be called 'Apart from Benoit'.

I got a plunge router for Christmas and have been routing the fuck out of anything I can find. Life is good.

Can you imagine if Bowler had this sort of money behind him? 

1 hour ago, Keith Houchen said:

nonce. Instantly I thought

Changing RAM is as simple as changing a SNES cartridge and the graphics card is the same plus one screw. 

5 hours ago, Loki said:

Aren't we all bellends, in the end?

In the cold light of day I do regret my first ever thread on this forum actually confirming that I'm a bellend.

A thread in which we can discuss the many, many ways in which @neil has been an absolute bellend over the years. I remember the time he banned Guy Bifkin, who's been an absolute gem of a poster since they invented the internet. What a bellend.

Sorry, didn't realise we get the same word. Fix your quote too!

Well, obviously...

2 minutes ago, 69MeDon said:

It's probably somewhere in Germany, I would assume.

Bingo! But in all seriousness, you don't need Excel to see how animated the thread became when Kooks came in for a vent in comparison to Chili. I haven't had time to devote to the thread until now but was following with interest and that seemed a bit off. 

What the fuck do you know about my 'place'?

6 minutes ago, Chili said:

Today was worse, mum and fella went to his mams to see more of his family. I didn't feel comfortable, then had a daft anxiety attack, went back to bed. Still here. I don't know why I hate myself so much and deliberately seem to want to sabotage any glimmer of upbeat mood or positivity. I can post this and talk about it, yet I'll absolutely convince myself staying here in bed till I go home tomorrow is the best plan. Which is just basically every day I have now. This should be have been at least two days off to just shut my brain. Instead I go back home to my awful empty house share in Manchester where I have as it stands, no future plans for anything. 

Have none of the people who pledged their time in this thread reached out to you? 

Everybody loved everything. I'll never go traditional again.