King Coconut

6 minutes ago, scratchdj said:

Pies that don’t have a base or a crust. Just putting a puff pastry lid on a bowl of meat and gravy isn’t a pie.

You're poking the dog there. The repercussions of that statement could tear this forum a new one.

3 hours ago, Tamura said:

Oh we used to dream of living in a cupboard! Would've been a palace to us. We used to live in an old water tank on a rubbish tip. We got woken up every morning by having a load of rotting fish dumped all over us!

Luxury!

22 minutes ago, SuperBacon said:

Fuck sake. 

I'd normally upvote it but I can't bring myself to do it.

I've been playing Mini Metro for donkey's. Perfect pick up and play fayre. 

5 minutes ago, The King Of Swing said:

Quickly forgotten that they were the cunts that paved the way for that cunt Johnson. 

You have to remember that the electorate also played its part. I'm perfectly willing to enjoy the sight of one tory cunt taking another down.

I imagine this Hauser guy is a right cunt and is probably in the knickers of half of his violinists but I love the sound of his Air on the G String.

3 minutes ago, Wideload90 said:

The front bench are a pack of cunts. 

Inadvertently! 

Especially Brexitannia.

I absolutely loved Blackford's promo. I was on the edge of my seat thinking "don't do it, blacko!"

Easily the best one-chord song in this thread.

Let's see if we can give Houch an aneurysm. 

Michael Barrymore needs to go up there. He was a real household name and then that guy died of bumming in his pool.

51 minutes ago, PowerButchi said:

Unless they are 00s F1 drivers. Then they say "For sure" 

Obviously.

You watched it??!

What the Germans are saying at the start of sentences is 'also', which is like 'well' or 'right' in English.

1 hour ago, Kookoocachu said:

Dr Google tells me that there have been cases of liver damage linked to having covid.

He ain't your friend. 

1 hour ago, Vamp said:

Isn't it considered good practice for PMs to send troops off somewhere to create a wave of patriotism and improve their approval ratings? 

Not if said action triggers a world war. Although, now I've typed those words, I'm already doubting myself. Thank god we sent those war-mongering fuckers back to where they came from when we had the chance, eh?

We'll soon be deep into "10 parties, 20 parties, what's the difference?" territory.

On 1/19/2022 at 6:43 PM, King Coconut said:

My learned friends, what's the best metal album of the last 10 years?

Thanks for all your answers, you lovely bastards.

15 minutes ago, Keith Houchen said:

Hopefully now, in honour of him, the joke will get dropped. 

And in honour of you, may it not get hurt.

2 hours ago, Mr_Danger said:

the kids are fucking shit at Fortnite

Enjoy it while it lasts. They'll soon be absolutely destroying you.

People who complain about their Apple devices behaving quirkily.

26 minutes ago, jazzygeofferz said:

Sounds like it'd be fun if you had a bunch of mates who could all hop online for a game after you've been down the pub. 

I bought it recently and that was my very first thought. 

2 hours ago, BomberPat said:

I've been playing Dirt 5 recently, which I just this moment learned grew out of the Colin McRae franchise, though you'd never know it.

Up until Dirt 4 the game was still purely rally based, then the Dirt Rally series took over the role. 

6 minutes ago, jazzygeofferz said:

Le Mans is a great circuit and whenever I'm on a racing game that has the circuit I'll usually end up lapping either that or Monaco if that's available. 

You are clearly a very broken human being. I know these tracks like the back of my hand because of the practice involved but fuck driving them for fun!

My learned friends, what's the best metal album of the last 10 years?