King Coconut

I just had a massive shit. 

You can't really blame girl ghosters. There's a lot of men out there who think that sending a dick pic means they're owed at least a blowie.

1 hour ago, Devon Malcolm said:

Just got the booster, another Pfizer. Going to the chippy when I get home because there's no McDonald's near Levenshulme's Jain community centre.

I had a McDonald's after mine and had 2 days of fever to show for it so I'm starting to seriously doubt some of the advice that's been given in this thread. 

I've never come across this opinion that Let it Be is sub-par and I'm baffled by it. It's 35 minutes long and includes Two of Us, Across The Universe, Let it Be, I've Got a Feeling, The Long and Winding Road and Get Back. 

I enjoyed Black Flag and have just bought this on the promise of men in skirts.

It also gave us this...

14 minutes ago, Keith Houchen said:

Let It Be is not a great album. Still better than anything by Queen, but it’s not a great album. 

Listen, so-called "Keith", you're essentially saying that the Beatles weren't a great band, which is clearly nonsense.

And Queen had 3 greatest hits albums. How many does Tori Amos have?

7 hours ago, Gay as FOOK said:

Go Let It Out couldn't be more of a Beatles song. 

It definitely could, because it's not, and they recorded a few. 

3 hours ago, Keith Houchen said:

I thought it was about Let It Be?

You shouldn't ever be allowed to share your musical opinion. You should have one of those sex-pest electric shockers that kicks in whenever you think about music.

Apollo deserved it in the original cut too, and Balboa was also at fault. That's why he ran with the logs on his shoulders in Siberia. You can't win, Rocky!!? Fuck you Adrian, he can win with bells on if he runs away from the KGB in the snow.

We handcuffed Gavin Bennett to the goalposts in form 2.

33 minutes ago, David said:

but it will definitely have been a factor

You've already got hold of the post mortem, I see.

Use by 16th Nov??

3 minutes ago, Devon Malcolm said:

owning over one-fifth of the film industry and taking 40%*

*two-fifths

I've been gently awoken by the new album from The Darkness this morning. What a musical journey! "Speed of the Nite Time" in particular could be dropped into any 80s montage and improve it. I've never brushed my teeth so well.

Whether "Superhero" or "Comic Book", I think we can all agree that it's nice to have a wide variety of kids films to choose from in the run up to the festive season.

I've been banged up with it since Sunday night. Feeling a bit better today though, which I also put down to being double-jabbed. I hate to think how lesser men would deal with it.

Your pissing problems sound like a real nasty medical issue. Your woe is me attitude when sick is not unusual at all though. I'm fucking absolutely, literally dying right now, as it happens.

5 hours ago, simonworden said:

Most will let me use a foreign number but not HSBC nope!

I had to leave the "world's local bank" when I left the UK too because they were absolutely incapable of any form of overseas transfer that didn't take an age and cost an arm and a leg.

Red Notice starring The Dwayne off of wrestling. Bag of shite. Switched it off at 33:20. 

2 minutes ago, Keith Houchen said:

AEW will from their Owen Hart T Shirts

10 minutes ago, kieranjennings said:

I would say in WWE's defence, look at how they handled Roman Reign's illness, look at how they put Bryan Danielson's & Samoa Joe's health before his willingness to wrestle (which got them a lot of pelters at the time too). 

This is your defence against the rape, racism, sexism, homophobia, etc? You might as well rest your case.

Nice backtracking before before the shitstorm hit.

1 hour ago, Teedy Kay said:

I'll catch myself rolling imaginary fags from time to time

This has blown my mind! I do this too but never made the connection because I only roll the roach end.