King Coconut

27 minutes ago, WyattSheepMask said:

 

If the blatant gimmick infringement doesn't tempt @Loki back, nothing ever will.

The Italian argument holds no water because that's how you say it in Italian and we're talking about English. That would require us to pronounce Volkswagen follksvargun, but we don't because we're not Bosch. Producers should be telling these people that they'll be needing one more take with the correct English please.

13 minutes ago, CAREBEAR LUVVA said:

Unless you're planning to bump into the Bottom Inspectors from Viz, does it matter if there's a bit of smearing? It's not like anyone's going to know.

I remember watching some Italian guy on Eurotrash who claimed to have fucked an unbelievable amount of women. When asked what his number 1 tip was he said to always have a clean downstairs. You're the opposite of that guy.

I'm pooing in the dark while reading this! What are the chances? 

8 minutes ago, Steve Justice said:

Timberland clothing typically have the zips on the other side. I look like Arsene Wenger when I'm trying to zip up my Timberland jacket. 

You sure you're not wearing it backwards?

On the strength of the reaction in this thread I watched my first ever episode and I can't believe that nobody warned me that the crowd sing along to Jericho's entrance tune. I also can't believe nobody mentioned Haku. 

1 hour ago, Egg Shen said:

Guess that just highlights the strengh of Slipknot as a brand. 

Or the strength of masks.

Women's hoodies. 

Yep, you can stop it by not buying women's clothes. 

The horse manipulation doesn't. 

I always turn to my angle grinder in times of need.

I'm off to a barbecue right now. Those weather-moaning fannies are obviously slack-jawed.

Edit - Look out, the fannies are already trying to shut us down.

7 hours ago, Keith Houchen said:

Or just get up and turn the lights on when it gets dark. 

Get back to the grandads' thread, grandad.

It's definitely been a more interesting weekend up until now because of the format changes.

1 hour ago, Suplex Sinner said:

the current Covid situation is ridiculous as well as the UK is the only country from which they are enforcing 14 day quarantines and even more tests before they will let you out into the wild. 

That's the opposite of ridiculous, if you ask me. You lot are riddled with it. 

I had lots of sex on drugs during my younger years but we just called it sex.

She went on to win it!

You should go for that Southgate Makes Me Whole Again tune.

34 minutes ago, DiscoPistol said:

HR couldn't work out how Vlookups worked

That'll explain why the Chinese prick #N/A at my last place could afford a yacht. 

Sweet blessings Funker

3 hours ago, Devon Malcolm said:

Putting food on the tray to put in the oven, putting the timer on, sitting down, going to give it a turn when the timer goes off, finding I haven't put it in the fucking oven in the first place.

Most of mine are oven related, it seems.

This never happens. You need outside assistance. Setting the timer is the bottom of everybody's list in this situation.

Free O.J!

Crazy that a convicted rapist (Bill Cosby Rapist) can be released on a technicality.

Is the first rule of badge club don't call them badges? 

Rage Against the Machine's Flaming Monk was a good one.