King Coconut

Rod Stewart's Maggie May is a terrible sex offender and possibly a paedo.

23 minutes ago, Kfogg1991 said:

I've seen so many people over Twitter and Facebook make a pretty good point by saying does no one think it's funny/weird that this Virus has mutated and we have another strain of covid 2 weeks after they roll out the vaccine?

Why is that a good point? Are these people all virologists? 

Mr Bronson has ruled out a brexit extension into 2021. We can assume we'll get an extension then, right? 

10 hours ago, SuperBacon said:

We're about to see just how strong that "Little Islander" spirit really is. 

 

Well tonight thank god it's you instead of me. 

Pending presents (no way I'm breaking up a Screwball Scramble marathon for you pencil-necked geeks) I'm in. 

He seems to have mistaken Africa for Ethiopia. Where nothing ever grows? Rain forest. No rain or river flows? Rainy season on the savannahs? The Nile? The fucking Nile, no less. Do they know it's Christmas? Christians in Africa? Fucking millions of them. 

Need we continue? 

1 minute ago, Ralphy said:

A friend with whom i went to school with

I was so uplifted by 'whom' being correctly used that the second 'with' really knocked me for six. 

6 minutes ago, Keith Houchen said:

The economy is obviously more important to the government.  

Don't be so cynical, Houch. The facts changed. What you gonna do? 

Bronson said "when the facts change you have to change your approach" so on top of everything else, he doesn't know what a fact is. 

You really don't want to dig deep into those lyrics. 

Fucks sake. Thatcher, eh? What a cunt. 

2 hours ago, neil said:

I'm a fan of Kunt, but this is to his back catalogue what Roger Mellie is to Viz - just a bunch of rude words with absolutely no humour.

It's a protest song, innit. Bob Dylan never made me laugh. 

1 minute ago, RancidPunx said:

The man is 56 so there is that to consider . 

You say that like we're against it. There's been nothing but love for Russell Grow so far. 

1. This falls apart without Jason Donovan. 

2. You can clearly see that some of those African kids are miming. 

Why is this thread still a thing? Surely we should be starting a new thread for every film by now. Death to context! 

1 hour ago, Keith Houchen said:

Real McCoy

Wasn't it called The Real McCoy?

27 minutes ago, RedRooster said:

But it's not just that though, it's the idea/implication that women are at the wrestling/watching because they want to have sex with its stars. It's obviously different, but I think it's clearly part of the problem. Do you ever watch anything simply because a lead star is attractive? 

My ex-wife used to watch as religiously as me and came to shows simply because she wanted to fuck Edge. 

In that first story I genuinely expected a Samways cameo. His gran told him not to look, but it was too late. He could already smell it... 

Loved the 3rd episode of Shockwave. Shooter Stevens needs a shot at Aldis. 

I'm actually really looking forward to visiting family and friends in the UK, hence my above morbid attitude to Johnstone's Christmas ceasefire. 

We can dance and dry hump, all night. 

It'll probably be March before we've buried the Christmas dead. 

There are areas in Germany that don't use letters in their house numbering. So houses 2a and 2b would be 2-1 and 2-2. There's some sick fuckers out there. 

On 12/13/2018 at 5:25 PM, PunkStep said:

Feliz Navidad is spectacular. My kids even love it and have been singing it daily.

Freiheit's Keeping The Dream Alive is an orchestral epic Christmas song. For years I thought it was Paul McCartney.

 

I heard the German version of this for the first time this morning. It's a thing of beauty. 

In fairness, Lenny Henry is a bigger 80s icon than all of those except maybe Vivien, who is a character.