King Coconut

Tenby until high school, then we could afford Majorca. I loved every single minute of Tenby and go back there as often as possible but Majorca was an amazing experience for a young man. The ladies there take their blouses off to sunbathe.

1 minute ago, patiirc said:

She's offered. Up to Mathew to take her up on it. 

What she's essentially done is dare him to take her up on it. He's looking for a long and happy relationship with this girl so it has nothing to do with getting bent out of shape. It's about long-term trust, which is also up to partners to "share if they want to, not because it's demanded". She's demanding it.

2 minutes ago, patiirc said:

She's been open here, take her up on the offer. 

She hasn't been open. Open would've been showing him immediately. What she's done is shift the onus back to him, which is exactly what you would expect from somebody who has something to hide.

3 hours ago, Keith Houchen said:

It has absolutely nothing to do with Brexit though. Not a thing. 

In this instance it probably has more to do with the fact that the UK is riddled with the delta-variant and the UK government has an extremely slack arse when it comes to doing anything about it. In fact, its main priority seems to be facilitating holibobs for the riddled.

I often wonder why we're so intent on destroying our own shit as a nation. 

I think appearances are also often deceptive. I managed my one and only stage dive at a Cannibal Corpse gig in 96 and I'll be forever grateful to the lovely chaps who caught me.

Fuck's sake gang, take it to a fetish thread.

I've got one but I call it a cellar and I don't live in it and it's not my mum's.

1 hour ago, air_raid said:

Where does this bollocks come from and why is it always churned out? I’m the biggest dork you’ll ever find and I’ve been with mrs raid for 2 1/2 years.

You'll find that the kids that churn it out are just yearning for that day.

Very definitely British for the time being then. 

Has Neil's banhammer fucked @Guy Bifkin off? 

Everyone on my estate had at least one VHS of his in the living room too.

It's hard to feel sorry for someone whose audience gets rowdy after a joke like that. 

There was also the one where he opened his curtains in the morning and saw a little dew on the grass and shouted, Oh, fook off back to Israel!

Yeah, it's foolish to assume he wouldn't sell the tickets. Last time I was in the UK I saw a pub in Tonypandy sell out a Chubby Brown fucking tribute.

Even if it were lyrically bollocks, the history of popular music would be hugely different if we discounted songs for not understanding their meaning. Scorch does music wrong.

11 minutes ago, Mr_Danger said:

Genuinely sickening to see those last few punches and the groan from Ty. 

I have to disagree. We've already seen him get up for more and anyone that comes at you like Red Shirt does is going to need those extra few digs in order to realise that they've really lost and go home.

I wouldn't move back to the UK right now for love nor money but, fuck me Frankie, that's a platter from the heavens! 

I'd like to mention at this point in the proceedings that, what with musical taste being a very subjective thing and everything, you are all cunts.

4K is definitely a reason to do it. Easy upgrade if your telly can handle it.

9 hours ago, SaitoRyo said:

As a UK citizen living in the EU with an EU national wife and two half-EU national kids

Chalk me down as another ex-pat in the EU who's had nothing but problems. Thanks a lot homeland, you dick. 

That's quite remarkable. It actually says at one point that her party is only a few points ahead of her party.

Fuck's sake Jazzy.

She's been fleeced by her daughter there. Now where is my bit of halibut style. 

Renovating and representing.