King Coconut

4 hours ago, Rule One said:

I can't remember who brought it up but did anyone do the double Multiple-Taps?

YES! We were 9 mates renting 3 flats in the same building and we spent most of our time with the all tanks cheat on Micro Machines destroying friendships. Now and again we'd also have a BYO Telly session, link up all of our PSXs and destroy friendships in Doom. Great days.

Is there no mention of it in your contract?

53 minutes ago, chokeout said:

Prey is the third best Predator film. Good lead, theres a dog in it and some great action. 4 fanny faced aliens out of 5.

What's your second?

Ipad? Coaster. 

6 minutes ago, Greg Foley said:

wondering if anyone knows anything about what Alex Shane is up to these days, and whether anything came of any of the #metoo allegations against him?

Might be better off asking in this thread. 

1 hour ago, BomberPat said:

The other extreme, though, is an old colleague's husband who wouldn't go to the gate until his name had specifically been called. 

Why would you shithouse a whole plane? Especially one that you're about to board and are delaying. Much like @air_raid I'm that prick that says "Take your time, John".

33 minutes ago, ReturnOfTheMack said:

#TIT

#TrussWillAlwaysTriumph

1 hour ago, SuperBacon said:

I can't think of anything worse than smoking and being stoned outside

Are you mental? In nature is the ultimate place to be when blockup.

2 hours ago, RalphyV2 said:

I wish i had any form of self esteem or confidence to do more gardening, but sadly i don't 

What the heck? Are the marigolds going to goad you for watering them wrong? Gardening is the ultimate hobby for the perennially timid. 

It hit 38 in my garden today. Even my Greek tortoises didn't show their faces. My skin is at least 3 tooth-whiteness grades browner and I bloody loves it. 

If you head for Mill Lane / St. Mary Street you'll find plenty. The best is subjective innit.

3 hours ago, Tommy! said:

If it's still there tiny rebel had/have a pub not far from the castle.

It's even closer to the stadium.

17 minutes ago, SuperBacon said:

I'm worried about tomorrow as if it hits 36c I can't be wrapping myself up in a duvet as I'll surely overheat

You'll be fine if you do fuck all. Remember, your body is at 37c when it's ticking over nicely, probably closer to 40 when you've got the Chinese virus. You're hotter than the weather.

Edit: Obviously, I'm no doctor and take no responsibility for your potential demise.

Some will die. Some will get brown. 

4 hours ago, Uncle Zeb said:

Surely it's available to buy in countries where 35°C is considered moderate?

The average temperature in the Sahara is 30. I don't know how the wifi is.

I'd managed to eradicate this cunt from my life for nigh on 20 years by simply emigrating. Well, he's found me and I'm tired of running. Dog dirt.

1 hour ago, King Mal the Glorious said:

you don't even really hear them in rock bars around here nowadays.

Hun rock clubs still play Walk now and again. 

40 minutes ago, Merzbow said:

Probably, so many metal fans have sadly never grew past bands like them.

Thank god there are gatekeepers around to remind them that their musical taste is wrong. 

5 hours ago, simonworden said:

Going to echo this Ankers stuff is ace.

Yep. I was recently on a stag and after the Bose and JBL nonces had run out of battery I whipped out my Anker speaker and impressed everybody with it's sound. Cheap as chips too.

32 minutes ago, BigJag said:

I like the look of the Gardenia kit.

I've got a massive garden and also have hoses daisy-chained about the place and I've found that Gardenia's accessories are the most reliable. I've tried to save a few pennies many, many times but all other brands I've used have disappointed me with leaks.

47 minutes ago, WyattSheepMask said:

I want to say that Beastie Boys released a Live DVD along the same lines

You very much did say it.

Queen Coconut is insisting we get one of them Japanese robot toilets that practically does the shit for you. I love that woman dearly. I'll update you with a report when it's installed. 

12 hours ago, Keith Houchen said:

Wait, there are others who call him that? This is most welcome news!

Or maybe I dreamed it. You plague my dreams.

2 hours ago, Keith Houchen said:

It’s Tony Sniff, it’s my ball and if you all don’t shut up I’m going home 

This is retcon in action! It's not your ball, it's a ball you found amusing and championed.