King Coconut

43 minutes ago, RedRooster said:

has anyone heard from @Keith Houchen

He's been having fun celebrating his anniversary. We'll never get rid of him.

I found this one in the wild. 

17 hours ago, Gus Mears said:

the bread isn't German

My point was more that it was the wrong bread for a fry-up. It's clearly German though.

It's not that I don't like it, just that there have been many better examples of the fry up in this thread.

The toast looks German, which is never good. The tomatoes are practically raw. There's no bacon and there's cheese in your "hash browns". It might have been a nice breakfast but it's barely acceptable, if at all, as a full English.

I also don't know where those likes are coming from. Shocking effort.

We need to arrange a meet up for those who still have luscious, thick locks of hair too. We could do it close to the slaphead meet-up and finish the day with a tug of war or arm wrestling.

7 hours ago, Wretch said:

A solid 8/10

Have you had a fry-up before?

So what is it?

3 hours ago, RedRooster said:

quite a lot to do to do.

15 hours ago, Carbomb said:

giving me a chance to decompress

Are you a submariner?

Has someone rubbed faeces into those chips?

When it comes crashing down and it hurts inside indeed.

TIL that I really don't want to see sports pundits in their kecks. It's like seeing my mum whipping them out.

6 hours ago, air_raid said:

I can't wait to try - Falafel

I found them absolutely rank. They taste just like falafel but I don't need that in a crisp 

I'd find it hard to make kwesh that costs more than 50p a portion. Although I do keep chickens who shit kwesh ore, so I'm maybe not the target audience.

What a smashing blouse!

Did the eggs get dropped on the floor?

None of those supergroups have Sharon off of EastEnders in the ensemble.

5 hours ago, SuperBacon said:

Can you stop polluting threads with this nonsense you lactose free motherfucker!!!

You should see him in the music threads.

They've been doing them for a while here and this hasn't been an issue at all. 

If you get Nick Cotton you know Houchen's a wanker.

Poach-up...

3 hours ago, Fatty Facesitter said:

You could easily have posted this in the song of the day thread

It belongs on the musicals thread, away from any sensitive ears 

There's a Black Cock Inn in Caerphilly. That refers to a chicken though, so that's ok.

15 minutes ago, Devon Malcolm said:

The only thing wrong with yours is just the single bacon rasher.

Then take a look at the sausages.