King Coconut

Houchen's post about the death of that English football man cheered me right up. He didn't even think about pointing out where all the fans would be traveling from for the funeral.

Can you still get Burton's Potato Puffs?

2 hours ago, air_raid said:

For a little more, will he substitute the peas for curry sauce? Man must know.

If he doesn't it's not a proper chippy.

8 hours ago, BomberPat said:

Rodney Trotter/Gary Sparrow

Nobody in the world thinks Sparrow when they see Rodney.

1 hour ago, Vamp said:

Bond cooking a quiche.

A what now?

Yep. A legit counter-offensive if you ask me.

Do it!

I started off learning 3 or 4 chords. If you can play D, G, C and A you'll already be able to play along with hundreds of songs or just jam away on your todd. Once you're comfortable switching between those chords you can start adding chords depending on whatever songs you're interested in learning.

Was there fuck all there?

There's an absolutely killer live version of this too but that ain't this thread.

If you have enough cardboard lying round you can just cover the whole bed, weeds and all, with cardboard and cover that with compost. The cardboard will kill the current weeds, suppress any new growth and decompose by Spring.

If you're looking to grow garlic or onions it would also be the perfect time to get those in the ground for best results with next year's crop.

Autumn is the perfect time to prepare a bed!

4 hours ago, Chest Rockwell said:

It is really easy. I get not knowing how to do it, but if you know how to do it you definitely would be able to do it. It's not a technically difficult thing to do that requires any particular level of co-ordination. 

Edit: per what Johnny said below - that's to put the spare wheel on. Actually changing the tyre is impossible to do yourself at home. 

And the only two tools you need for the job are normally provided free in the boot.

57 minutes ago, Loki said:

"Split off into teams, and try and build a bridge using only your pencils and the human concept of despair"

The moment the territorial army guy has been dreaming of.

4 minutes ago, Loki said:

Never successfully fried one, or never tried?    Have you made a fried breakfast but not included eggs?  Have you ever boiled an egg?  Scrambled?

 

Dude, this is the ukff and this is a thread about stuff you can't do properly. You should consider us all lucky that frying eggs and swimming are the peak so far.

Behold the dawn of a new era!

I used to live above a wonderful 24h Spar in Cardiff. Halcyon days. Apart from the puking and the fighting, obviously.

This is beautiful.

https://www.msn.com/en-gb/entertainment/music/desert-island-discs-listeners-in-tears-over-adrian-edmondson-s-emotional-rik-mayall-memory/ar-AA1h6QAp?ocid=socialshare&cvid=fa735f2040724a699f1a84b608d26c16&ei=19&fbclid=IwAR3MX-KTUygo9FrWCZmFDG5FTi5Rrc-XlEpJs335qcmg11V8xPftsmZYHis

3 hours ago, SuperBacon said:

I don't go on any other forums. The Keff is the only love of my life.

Do forums even still exist?

Relax by Frankie Goes to Hollywood came on today and I couldn't help thinking that would be my song if I had Loki's problem. Just put it on repeat until they're done and then slap on The End by The Beatles. Job done.

Beautiful spelling of sauce there.

You plonkers.

See if you can cum together.