King Coconut

As far as I can recall the commobores went on to become nintendicks. 

Can you confirm, @Loki?

The safest ever wrestling workplace is like the safest ever Chinese mine.

I've rewatched The Life of Brian more than any of the others, so it has to be that. Honourable mentions to Spinal Tap, Team America and Airplane.

Looks like I need to watch Raising Arizona.

2 minutes ago, Lion_of_the_Midlands said:

Google translate brother. No Latin at the comprehensive I attended. 

Nor mine. Just badly attempting the Monty Python joke.

1 hour ago, Lion_of_the_Midlands said:

That's the motto of this place isn't it. Just in Latin.

Populus loquitur completum testiculis

To the people they completed said bollock?

Strange that you should say that because I tapped out of his last 3 missions early but I love his geoguessr stuff. Maybe I'm the twat.

Doctors without borders are definitely operating in Gaza at the moment.

I've been a right knob and done the chilli chopping eye-rub. Send help.

So is it general consensus that Maverick is better than the original? I said this to my brother and father as we left the cinema and they were having none of it.

I've had the police called on me for taking a stand in German queues and have had to stop trying to impose our correct ways on these people. In Houch's scenario I'd have just removed her items from the conveyor belt. These people are scum and need to be treated as such.

They have those here but they imaginatively call them wieners in a croissant.

Crammed with bangers and a stellar performance from everyone here. Extra points for commissioner Foley on the congos.

33 minutes ago, RedRooster said:

Talking of not enjoying something...am I the only person on this board who didn't like Powerwash Simulator?

Not any more you're not. It not only didn't soothe me, it actively vexed me. Our resident washers are obviously not well.

Powerwash simulator is on Ps plus. Here's hoping the boys from the keff haven't been bullshitting.

The video isn't available in my location. Is it grot?

I say Mike Tyson changed how he fucked women after taking on board the criticism.

Mike Tyson changed how he fucked women after taking on board the criticism.

57 minutes ago, TheScarlettChad said:

Can I have the lottery numbers too? You seem to know more than you're letting on.

If only the lottery had the form that Philip does.

Come off it. Even his Stans know it's only a matter of time.

This week I've learned that bacon's friends with coppers and onyx loves Jamie Oliver. I don't know who to trust anymore.

The fact he says "probably" means nobody has ever told him this which, in turn, says it all.

Jesus wept. When you think this place can't sink any lower.

3 hours ago, Merzbow said:

The only good motor racing films are about unrealistic drifting in Japan.

And the cannonball run.

16 minutes ago, Frankie Crisp said:

I’m still adamant that poached eggs are better than fried eggs

In the egg code you're perfectly correct but we're talking about fry-ups here and a poachie on a fry-up can get to fuck.

The egg code being of course poachie, fried, scrambled, boiled.

Real chicken is also beautiful out of an air fryer. In fact, I'm having it tonight with some poncey potatoes.