King Coconut

I'd love to see Regal critiqueing the dinner-mashers off of Strictly. 

1. Salad.

2. Poached egg.

3. Tomatoes???????!!!

4. Artisan bread.

5. Beans in a ramekin.

6. A solitary rasher. 

I'll give you the sausages, but sausages do not a fry-up make.

If Russia invades my back garden I'm going to do that too, but facial will take on an extra meaning.

4 hours ago, stewdogg said:

Maybe I'm overthinking it, it is entertainment after all.

It's worse than that mate, it's wrestling.

6 hours ago, HarmonicGenerator said:

indecisiveness 

Indecision.

Fucks sake, it's not coming home again, is it? I'm not sure I could take that. 

7 hours ago, johnnyboy said:

Adrian St. Brown

Is that Adrian Street or Saint Brown?

1 hour ago, Keith Houchen said:

fuck The Clash

25 minutes ago, Keith Houchen said:

About all 11 being left wing, yes. 2 of them aren’t left wing. 

Yeah, but the 44 seats in parliament thing. That sort of renders it entirely bollocks.

4 hours ago, Keith Houchen said:

Most were left wing but didn’t hold many seats. The one party who held 44 seats aren’t left wing. 

So that tweet was absolute bollocks?

1 hour ago, Keith Houchen said:

If NATO enforce a no fly zone over Ukraine and it inevitably leads to a nuclear war, I’ll back it if it prevents this. 

If only they could've got there before Springsteen did his musical.

Let's get this party started! Otto Wanz and "Battle Royal" with Young, Strong and Healthy.

11 minutes ago, Hannibal Scorch said:

Beyond Burgers by far.

This is the answer.

Every time I hear Peter Cetera singing "I am a man who will fight for your honour" I imagine he's singing to a judge. 

7 hours ago, ReturnOfTheMack said:

Do you like the egg raw?

46 minutes ago, Keith Houchen said:

good guys v bad guys rhetoric

I think it's safe to say that, in this particular invasion, the Russians are the baddies.

29 minutes ago, jazzygeofferz said:

It's more regular visibility.

All black is actually low visibility, but nobody here is going to judge you.

Plate wanker, is it?

They're only a stadium band because numpties who don't like them will pay 80 quid to see them at the Etihad.

I absolutely love a chatty front man. I can listen to their music at home, alone and crying if I want. I've paid 80 quid for Jon Bon Jovi to tell me that he gets up every day and after a cup of coffee he takes a long, hard look at himself in the mirror. Sometime what he sees, he doesn't like. Sometimes what he sees is himself, and the disappointment just sits in him, and eats at him little by little. Day by day. Sometimes what he sees makes him lay down, take the cards that life deals him and pretend it's all over. But not him! Guitar solo.

10 minutes ago, jazzygeofferz said:

I'm on there at my Mum's

Barely visible there.

41 minutes ago, Shy Dad said:

Was a great experience leading a team to produce it too. 

That's what it's all about at the end of the day, isn't it? Win, lose or draw you're learning an absolute fuckload.

80s metal is also top notch, but I can understand people hating a decade if they only know the TOTP version of the decade.

Are you trying to tell me that the GM position is a work?? Will it never end?

13 hours ago, Carbomb said:

As it's also St. David's Day today, I had one savoury - cheese and onion.

Aaah, a nod to the bygone era of the Rhondda cheese mines.