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The fuck has Richie done wrong?

I'm in the middle of watching the Raw top 100 moments set and it's the first time I've seen the musical chairs segment from Eugene's guest GM spot. What a brilliant segment!

SEScoops and a few other sites are reporting that Jerry Lawler has been hospitalized:

Breaking news coming out of Baltimore, Maryland

The last few months of 2013 was a massive confidence booster for me in terms of finding out I can realistically achieve my goals. For the past few years I've been weighing about 9.5 stone at 5'8" and no matter what I did, I struggled to put on mass. I was diagnosed with diabetes in August and was down to a whopping 7 stone 13 at the time which was absolutely mental. Afterwards, I hit the gym hard and ate as often as I could, and I managed to get up to 10 stone 10 which is where I am at the moment.

While I love a good kebab every so often, I have the benefit of being a healthy eater so I don't get massive cravings or anything. My downfall at the moment is breakfast which I struggle with. At the moment I'm eating 3 boiled eggs at 7:30am on the way to work, then I won't eat again until about 10:30-11am where I'll get some mackerel and a mass gainer shake. I know if I could drag my arse out of bed 15 minutes earlier and get some toast down myself I'd feel much better for it and notice the results.

I want to get up to 12 stone within the next few months which I think is quite realistic considering the amount I put on just a few months ago.

A light also fell over during a CM Punk interview on the same episode. Absolute anarchy!

I'm seeing prison.

Tell the truth, is that because Mark Henry did it?

I superkick light switches far too often. I'll be sorry when I can no longer switch on the light because I've kicked the switch off the wall.

I honestly won't believe that's true until he shows up on TV. Dixie must be parodying herself on this one.

Along those lines, my aunty regular tags me in ridiculous "share if you know someone who needs a cure for diabetes" photos. Yes, I'd love a cure, but I'd assume people already know that.

Anyone ordered of the TNA website recently?

I doubt it.

An absolutely lovely video of

I can't remember Joe ever getting taken out by heels and then returning during Prichard's tenure. I was thinking Magnus as he was taken out by the Aces and Eights, but I can't remember what he did when he returned.

Biggest stars at WMXXX:

 

John Cena

Spanky

Rene Dupree

Randy Orton

Batista

Christopher Nowinski

Brock Lesnar

Shane Helms

Matt Hardy

Shelton Benjamin

Randy Orton

This is fantastic. Somebody actually thought the likes of Shane Helms and Chris Nowinski would be the biggest stars now, let alone still around.

In that respect, the lack of big names will probably affect your take on it. However, it's still a pretty great lineup in terms of current form. Plus, I suspect Sting will end up over here if he sticks around anyway.

It might sell more tickets, but it's not like he's going to put on a much better show. He clearly can't be arsed these days, and unless he's cutting a promo or wearing a nice suit and sunglasses he really isn't much to write home about.

That's definitely NOT a B card. You have Roode, Bad Influence, Aries, Angle, Joe and Ray who are by far the best TNA have to offer. It's not likely Hardy will be over if this year's tour was anything to go by, and if Sting comes over he'll just walk to the ring calmly then wrestle in his t-shirt, you won't miss much.

He's wrong and he sounds like a right drongo, but I'm more surprised that people still feel the need to post shit like that as if Cena hate is a new thing.

I'm more offended that he felt the need to put Daniel Bryan's real name in brackets as if nobody would know who he is otherwise.

How exactly is he the most adult character in WWE? He's pre-teen personified. He dresses like a 7 year-old and makes awful, childish jokes on a regular basis. He's cool when he's recovering from injuries in no time and starring in video packages of him working out like a beast, but that's the extent of it really.

Been making my way through Seinfeld for the past few weeks and it's incredible how well that show has aged. You could debut it today and none of the characters or storylines would seem outdated. Plus, Elaine .

I think Curb Your Enthusiasm is next on my list, followed by Eastbound & Down and Parks & Recreation.

Cena is great. He has excellent matches, connects with the audience when he needs to, and is the hardest working man in wrestling. But if you genuinely can't see why people would want to boo him sometimes then you're fucking barmy.

During Chris Sabin's feud with Jerry Lynn over the X-Division title, he came to the ring wearing a diaper to illustrate how old Lynn was.

Fucking hell

Not necessarily, because Truth could have just kept getting back into the ring before the 10 count.

That main event was absolutely brilliant. Raw really needs more moments like that right now.

I just watched AJ Lee's pipebomb~ for the first time. Why the fuck is it getting so much praise?