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This is embarrassing..... 

34 minutes ago, The Cutting Edge said:

What do you's reckon will happen with the FTW title? Taz mentioned something about it being for "tough guys" or similar? D

Do they make have no rules without calling it hardcore which dates it?

I think it'll become something soon not sure what but needs to be different so it's not just another title.

I'd have no issue with it being a tap out/knockout title only. Aew are clearly willing to work with other promotions so they won't be shy of bodies to flesh out the division. I want full mma build though, press conference, weigh in, the works.... 

37 minutes ago, PowerButchi said:

The Alley Fight. 

 

Wrestling really does not get much better than this. 

 

 

 

 

An absolute masterclass in how you work to the gimmick of the match. It's an alley fight, so you dress in civvies and kick seven shades out of each other. 

Simple. 

Beautiful. 

I'm not going to die on this hill or anything, but that dana brooke match was actually a pretty decent little TV sprint..... 

47 minutes ago, Chili said:

A Mustard Packet throwing contest has never been so oddly frustrating yet utterly compelling.

They went a little too haha with the hangman bit, but hangman joining the dark order and then the inevitable break away is going to be a great way to fill the time before he takes l his rightful place at the top of the mountain...... 

Credit where it's due, setting up an account and waiting 15 years to defend a sex pest is the kind of storyline that lost chikara 90% of their fan base....... 

2 minutes ago, DEF said:

The Jimmy Jab Games II - season 7 ep 4 is truly awful but in general I agree B99 is incredibly consistent.

S7 is only a fiver on Amazon Prime right now if like me you're fed up of waiting for Netflix.

Will it go on netflix with the network change?? 

I love B99, and I think it's the fact that unlike other American sitcoms, the characters have actually evolved rather than become a one note caricature (everything chuck Lorre is involved in) and it truly is an ensemble piece. 

The racism discussion between Terry and holt and the box are gold standard television in any genre....... 

Well, that was a thing that happened....... 

I hated cheese with a passion up until about 5 years ago, now I fucking love it..... 

Just now, LaGoosh said:

Brandi and Anna Jay had a match, it was surprisingly ok.

On dark? Then Anna Jay attacked her on her cooking show? Then they had the dog collar match where they got involved......... Then nothing. 

Why didn't brandi jump anna Jay when she slid the chair in? 

Why wasn't she out there with the nightmares when the butcher and blade had allie? 

I'll give aew credit, they've done a good job, intentionally or not, of retconning mistakes. But I honestly think the run sheet says "Brandi, 5 minutes, whatever....." 

Was their any payoff to the brandi/allie thing? A blow off match on dark, A promo, a tweet? 

Was there any payoff to brandi/Anna Jay, they were out for the same match last week 

The biggest problem with Brandi is Brandi, she gets bored halfway through a story and just moves on. And Cody's too doe eyed to tell her no. 

Mania 38, cena vs orton in the finals of a tournament, both gunning for #17, ric flair is wheeled down like Linda mcmahon, pulls out his catheter, blades, 2 low blows, blades again, struts, drops dead, cena and orton finish the match over his dead body....... 

I'd pop.... 

I like the switches, if the road to wrestlemania is what we all think it is, nice that they've taken the scenic route.

Also 2 months of seamus and drew knocking each others cunts in is alright by me. 

7 hours ago, Uncle Zeb said:

With the caveat that Piers Morgan is and always will be an arse-grade cockwomble, it's fun to set that aside a moment and enjoy his live evisceration of Matty Boy this morning:

 

Caveat included: Morgan is a cunt

That was one of the most beautiful 90 second destructions I have ever seen. All facts as well. Fuck me sideways. 

What's blacks visa status? Obviously he should stand by his wife and leave, but if wwe can fuck up his immigration status, might be best to keep the head down. 

If he's got legal status through his marriage though, he should shit on vinces desk as he quits. 

Talk about Katie you British bastards........ 

45 minutes ago, AVM said:

He's definitely towards the top of the 'best wrestlers not to win a world title' list. Him, Owen and Bulldog jump out to me. 

I ask the question I ask every time this is mentioned, all things being equal, when do you put the belt on them..... 

Rikushi

17 minutes ago, RedRooster said:

I imagine what we'll get based on last night's angle will be Cody/Brandi vs. Shaq/Jade Cargill, keeping Shaq's time in the ring to a minimum. 

Yeah, good idea, let brandi carry the match........ 

On the cody win, could you do a rumble situation where the champion gets "injured" so the match is for the belt, cody is already an entrant. cody goes wire to wire, 60 minutes, blood, the works. Sets up a straight off the bat feud as well....... 

I'm not a fan of worked title vacating but it's a spitball idea.... 

They got omega/page and bucks/FTR the wrong way around, page/omega was a cool tournament final where the backstory didn't exist (countering someone's moves isn't a backstory, it's watching a tape) and bucks/FTR was the chapter closer except they forgot to write the chapter.... 

I was sitting in a bar in new york when this episode aired, apparently the regulars liked to watch jeopardy, and more than one welled up at this. 

A workhorse till the end. 

Rest easy..... 

"if I don't win, I don't know what I've got other than this glass of whisky" 

Hangman you beautiful pure bastard..... 

3 hours ago, Hannibal Scorch said:

Don’t be a dick

To be fair, she had a million outlets to release the info, picking patreon after the subs come in has a whiff of carny off it........ She mentions unsubscription, but not refunds......