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I really like Rayo to beat Celta and over 2.5 goals tonight, 18/5 with William Hill. I had Cadiz to do the same last week at 11/1, it was going well and they went up early, then got a super harsh red at the half hour mark, Celta were still only able to come back and get a draw, at home!

The Matrix directly above Hard Boiled? I know your game, Trolling Stone, and I'm not falling for it.

Like Joe, Roode and some others who should have been on the big shows immediately, Nakamura came up from NXT stale and with big defeats under his belt already. I hated that era of NXT. Instead of getting exciting new talent to freshen up Raw and SD, it was just like getting a draft pick from the third brand, who's probably just lost at the TakeOver before. It was stupid.

2025.

GodZZZilla: King of the Alberts is a gimp who's been proven to have trouble putting away big butterflies clean. I can't believe they're wasting Kong in trying to carry him again.

Only wake me if Cloverfield turns up for a proper showdown.

I've no idea! From looking around the only word on a UK release at all is that it's coming to Sky Cinema on the 23rd. Would be criminal not to release it on the big screen.

I know this is on me for not paying attention, but I just started looking out for Silent Night screenings this weekend and realised it's not coming out here 😟. FUCK.

Got a good seat in 112. Again I'd have been happy anywhere not on the floor or restricted view. Was so much easier than last year. There was only 200 people ahead of me when I got put in the queue!

Saints and Sinners (only played the first one) was ace and deserves to be mentioned with the Telltale games. Surprisingly interactive level design that sometimes gave me Dishonored/Prey vibes and gives you freedom to approach things in varied ways. Plus all the immersive, fun physics stuff you'd want out of a VR game. It even keeps a bit of the Telltale soul in there with all the choices you can make. Would love to play it (and Blood and Truth!) again one day with a better solution than those Move controllers. Am I fuck buying a PSVR2 any time soon though!

There was a Sudden Death remake released in 2020, swapping out hockey and JCVD for basketball and Michael Jai White! Looks shit. Will watch.

Because I'm dying they have to get it spot on, right? Heavenly real white Maltesers, as many kilos as they can legally give me. Let's see how many teeth I can get to fall out before I go. Although let's be real, it will pale in comparison to the amount that I should have had fall out over the last 13 years if they didn't cruelly take them away. Whoever made that call and the one to bring out paedo dark chocolate ones recently are the ones who should really be facing the chair.

What's the most expensive and time consuming dish to make? Having that too and immediately flushing it/throwing it on the floor when served would make for a worthy final burn of my career.

8 hours ago, air_raid said:

Have you seen the Sheamus match from the house show during the League of Nations era? If not, it’s on YouTube.

Or here https://ukff.com/topic/142250-house-showtv-tapings-random-happenings/?do=findComment&comment=3531376

 

I hadn't, thanks. I hated "you look stupid" era Sheamus though. He's one of my faves now. Would love to see him get that big showcase match and payday on a major show. He deserves it.

Gunther and Sheamus are the only two Brock matches left that I'd actually want to see. They'd bang, but I'd still be too worried for Gunther to get properly hyped for a match with Lesnar. They have a monster on their hands who hasn't been established as inferior to Brock (like everyone else) yet, why fuck with him and go that route again? Getting that program was instadeath for Braun and Joe's momentum.

Just googled. Holy shit, he did get a Wagon Wheel in there! Elite mentality.

Teardown is out on consoles now and looks to be Hulk/Red Faction: Guerrilla levels of therapeutic. It's included with the higher tier(s) on PS+. Fuck buildings!

It seems to have better battery life too. The main reason I'd been holding off was waiting for a revised battery model. Though after seeing numerous even more expensive Deck-likes having comparable times, I wasn't sure how realistic my hopes were, between that and Valve being adamant that there was nothing new on the way I'd have definitely caved in the near future.

Was it absolute chaos getting a regular SD at launch like it was for other consoles recently? I'm definitely down for the OLED when it becomes easily available.

5 hours ago, Mr_Danger said:

If it’s any consolation, Spurs being shit cost me £256. Null and void it I say and replay the game.

4 hours ago, SuperBacon said:

Just the 30 quid "loss" for me, as had Sonny and Maddison to have 2 shots on target. Now in a row with Bet365 who are supposed to null and void and return the stake if a player is subbed before HT. I will get my £4 back! Shysters. 

Rookies. I think it speaks volumes how much faith I have in this side that I cashed out at about the 85 minute mark. I think I was still short a corner or two at this point and it looked like Chelsea were going to sit back (and concede an equaliser obv).

It wasn't so long ago Newcastle were being relegated under Rafa's watch. Now they're here, and Rafa's in the relegation zone with Celta Vigo, with a bottom three finish in China inbetween. It really makes you think.

Anthony Taylor has been demoted to the Championship for making a bad call against a team. I can't... just... what?

Count on him getting Chelsea/City next weekend. The PGMOL are sick in the head.

If we have as strong a UKFF presence at Wembley next year as we did this, we should use our collective voices to protest this constructively. With a "Nature Boydy" chant!

Rollerdrome is coming to Xbox on the 28th, and it's on Game Pass! Please try it. Very few games have as satisfying a rythm when you get in the zone as this. My favourite game last year.

40 minutes ago, Mr_Danger said:

I think I’m gonna pick up Alan Wake 2 before Spider-Man 2.  Need to play through the first one but hearing that there’s a better sequence than the Ashtray Maze from Control has nailed it for me. How big is Alan Wake baring in mind I’ll have it set to pussyo mode as I do all horror games.

It'll be comfortably single digits of hours in easy mode. A good way to run through the story without getting bogged down by the maybe dated a little combat (but I do like how much it stands out).

I can't imagine finding it actually scary, it's way too campy in tone. 2 is definitely going to get me though!

It looks incredible. I won't get around to it for a while as I've barely made a dent in Spider-Man 2 and I want to do the Alan Wake DLC in Control first. If you're saying there's a better sequence than the Ashtray Maze in Control, colour me even more excited!

I love Remedy.

I loved the first one, a really pleasant surprise. I thought it was just going to be a Scorpion themed side story based on the name. Instead it's an excellent retelling of the MK1 tournament.

I'm pretty meh on the others. King Kano ruled, though!