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There was something great on Raw every week in 2003, I'd forgot about this gem until i stumbled upon it earlier.

From MSG Shawn Michaels and Kevin Nash team up for the first time in 7 years to take on Ric Flair and Randy Orton - http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x25o8v_ra...s-kevin-n_sport

Amazing.

Max Payne. It was fucking quality, plenty of action,explosion's, and it actually kind of resembled the game that it was based on (fuck you Resident Evil!). Mila Kunis was in it as well, tremendous.

Despite a disgusting lack of 2000/01 Cat footage i've still managed to unearth our Ernest carrying some Japanese guy to an entertaining match http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ikud1l3tql0...=1&index=37 The Greatest was over like a Land Rover there

I wish there was a Cat-Bo school in Scotland http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uWLKRD2LzzU...feature=related

1:46 seconds of why Ernest is The Greatest

Ernest's Turnertron http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BV6Zz7_-9vk...=1&index=77

I fucking desperately need this shoot http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FIXVedz46Rw...feature=related

You don't believe that Bitch?

The Cat vs Reno

Somebody call my mama!!!

Reading Piper's book at the moment, great stuff. Just up to the point where he talks about wrestling a bear, unbeknownst to him before he went out some cunt slapped a big slab of honey on his arse so the bear keeps trying to get his head up his trunks, buy the book it's much funnier there, im shit with words.

Is there any reason why Randy Savage only worked the last few minutes of the six man tag at TNA Turning Point 2004?

Because he's old.

Assassin's Creed 1 is awful. The sequel is apparently much better.

 

Chaps, I need some advice myself. Resident Evil 5 is going for

Both of Big Sexy's shoots are a must watch, and the Outsiders one is steaksauce as well. Those paedo's over at RF or Highspots better get their fucking act together soon and pay JBL a shitload of money to do one.

Ninja Terminator. Always Ninja Terminator.

 

We watch a shit film from CEX every Sunday. We've watched lots and lots and lots of them. Sometimes a mid-week screening, sometimes double features. It's a bit of an institution. After all of this, and after watching a varied selection of Godfrey Ho's other output, Ninja Terminator remains head and shoulders above the rest as a the benchmark by which all hilariously shit movies should be judged. It is gut-wrenchingly funny. You don't even have to make smart arse remarks to find the humour in it, it is just a constant barrage of pure comedy. The Garfield phone, the robot, Tiger Chan's wig, Jaguar Wong's cigarette trick, Tiger Chan's USELESS henchman, Jaguar Wong getting into fights with every single person he meets, the fact that it's clearly a couple of films pasted together and linked only using the aforementioned Garfield phone. It's absolutely perfect and one of my favourite films of all time.

 

We have of course watched Hercules in New York at one of these mini-events as well, and it was almost unwatchably bad. The notorious bear scene is hilarious, Arnold's accent is funny and you could probably play a drinking game for the number of times Arnie takes his shirt off for no reason at all, but aside from that it's quite dull at times. Oh, and Hercules' little offensive Jewish stereotype manager character is fucking hateful. Difficult to watch his scenes, or at least it is for me. I did enjoy the sounds of passing traffic during the Mount Olympus scenes though.

 

If you're a fellow shit film buff I'd recommend "Daydream Believer" with Martin Kemp. He falls in love with a woman who acts like a horse when she's stressed. There's also a scene where Martin Grooms a horse and the woman watches and does horse mannerisms and simulates an orgasm. The film is not intended to be a comedy.

 

Last Sunday we watched "Primal Species". Terrorists hijack a truck trying to steal ten tonnes of Uranium. Little do they know that they've actually stolen ten tonnes of DINOSAURS! Yup, that was the premise. It had the guy who played Imhotep from The Mummy in it also. It was very bad. 1997 too, so the dinosaurs didn't need to look quite so bad. It also appeared to be missing about 30 minutes' worth of exposition, because there's a point where they all end up on a boat with all the dinosaurs and you have no Earthly idea how or why this situation has arisen. Bizarre.

Lol we had this same conversation months and months ago. There is nothing better than being fried and watching a really shit film. I've still never seen Daydream Believer but have heard really bad things so im definitely looking for it. That Primal Species sounds cracking as well. I really need to take a trip to CEX soon and stock up on my shit films. I dunno if you have Sky but there's a channel called Zone Horror that may as well just be named The Shit film Zone, the other week there was a film on called Sabretooth that had Sawyer from Lost in it, and honestly the CGI tiger is one of the most laughable uses of techmology i've ever seen, I'm sure the film was made this decade as well which just makes it even more inexcusable. Yeah it'll probably be Ninja Terminator it always is, easily the best

Had a few joints last night at a mates house and watched Street Fighter. I dont care what anyone else says this film is a masterpiece, the comedic timing of everyone involved is simply stunning. How Andrew Bryniarski was overlooked at the Oscar's i will never know, his heartwarming portrayal of Zangief the lovable Russian is simply majestic and in a day and age where films just get by on fancy CGI and explosions we may never see this type of performance again. QUICK CHANGE THE CHANNEL! indeed. ******

Tonight i'll be having a few mates round for a smoke and a drink so something funny will need to go on after Pro Evo. I'm thinking it'll be a tossup between Hercules in New York, Wrestlemaniac, Ninja Terminator, or Scarecrow Gone Wild.

The Wire. Started watching for the first time last night. I have to admit that after the first half an hour I was getting a little bored with it, but then things started clicking together and I could see where they were going with it. Ended up watching three episodes in a row (an hour long each? Unusual for a TV series, they're usually about 45mins). The dialogue is great and some of the character chemistry is working well (McNulty, Daniels & Greggs in particular). I'll certainly stick with it for now and hope it keeps me hooked.

 

Can anyone else recommend any other TV series I may have missed out on. The one's I'm watching or have caught up with are:

 

Lost

24

Dexter

Chuck

 

I did not enjoy Flashforward in the slightest. It started well but quickly went down hill.

Ever tried The Shield?

Well it says 3 and a 1/2 hours so it should be. but after last months abortion of a showing i wouldn't bank on it. They better fix the mongofied picture as well.

Friday at 10

How do the WWE release guys when they are under contract? Do you they have a periodic review in the contracts so they can cut them at a certain periods notice?

They can just release you immediately no warning whatsoever, Im just going by what Kevin Nash says though so take it with a pinch of salt,He's probably just playing politics to hold young guys back.

Is there any UK based sites i could get the Ric Flair shoot from? Last time i ordered through highspots i got slapped with a customs charge. Cheers

I feel stupid now for posting in the PL thread, but i've put a tenner on Barca to win 3-1 tonight at 16/1. Easy money.

You take that back pat. The tv series was fucking awesome

Ha, I bought the Robocop trilogy recently and felt the need to justify myself for exactly that reason. The trilogy cost me

Picked up Robocop trilogy in HMV for only

Die Hard 4.0 on Blu Ray. It got shit reviews because it wasn't a thought provoking film set in a bleak dystopian universe about 2 gay Bosnian cowboys eating pudding, But it's fucking amazing, its John Mc'claine's return to action involving lots of guns, over the top stunts, and some groingrabbingly huge explosions. So far its the easily nicest looking Blu Ray i've watched (ive only had the player a month or so) and every explosion looks amazing 9/10. If you didn't enjoy Die Hard 4.0 then you have no testicles.

What was the date of the Chet Lemon/Black Snow episode of Impact? There replaying old Impacts every day on Bravo 2 and i hope i havent missed it. there currently just after Turning Point 08 with the funeral of Christian etc cheers in advance.

Street fighter 2 the animated movie

 

Funny thing is i have the comic adaptation of this film but i have never seen the actual film.

get it mate its tremendous dont let the live action film put you off i got the dvd for

what hapenned to jinsei shinzaki/hakushi is he still working?

Robocop the tv series

The wire season 2

Street fighter 2 the animated movie

Clerks 2

All epic in their own different ways.