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    Nostalgia Nonce

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  1. ""Look at Mario! His eyes are magnets! Ha ha ha ha ha!!!" It's laugh-a-minute around here.
  2. Young Sherlock Holmes (possibly with a Pyramid of Fear). The boy has discovered Sherlock Holmes, and he loves things to do with Egypt, so what better than to mess his head up with stained glass knights and kidnapped girls being scalded to death with boiling wax? I will go to my grave insisting that this was a missed opportunity for a brilliant series of films.
  3. I never have, and I'm not sure whether I ever would. I am genuinely intrigued by them, and wonder what they'd say to me if I went, but I also know people (mostly workmates) that have been to them, and what they've recounted has been the most obvious carny cold-reading shit, and often taking advantage their past griefs.
  4. Edge returning at the 2020 Rumble. That audience reaction is incredible. New Day did a grand job of making the audience think that they were going to insert themselves into a match, and then hit them with the Hardyz. Brilliant.
  5. I watched Carry On Don't Lose Your Head today, as I'd recently learned that Jacqueline "Servalan" Pearce makes a small appearance in it. The lack of short black hair (and bodies at her feet) were probably why she'd gone unrecognised before now. I don't know why, but this isn't one I've watched very many times before, maybe only once or twice, and really I should because it's Ffing marvellous (two Fs). It looks lovely, like a proper film that had a proper budget. There's big sets, location shooting, and a lot of extras in period dress. I suspect a lot of it was borrowed/leftover from another production, similar to how they made Carry On Cleo. There's quite a few of the core cast missing. There's no Hattie, no Kenneth Connor, no Bernard Bresslaw, no Babs, and none of the semi-regulars (Terry Scott, Patsy Rowlands, Bernard Cribbins etc.), but those that are there are in fine form. Jim Dale in particular is great in not having the manic clumsiness of his Doctor roles.
  6. Fortunately, I'm so cool and so massively respected that nobody would ever been talking shit about me on another forum.
  7. His firing was also due to him having a massive ego. He regularly clashed with the producers because he wasn't getting top billing.
  8. The nightclub I used to work at went through a stage where they'd bring in soap stars as an attraction. A lot of them took themselves very seriously and were utterly humourless (cough.... Koss Remp ..... cough), but Savidant was an absolute star. Considering that he's naturally quite softly spoken, he had no reservations about putting on the Fred Elliot voice and announcing "I say, I'm not a fat bastard, I'm a fat cunt!", and then cosying up the naked lady painted to look like a can of red stripe.
  9. Nice to see you haven't spent the last decade stewing on something that you now admit didn't happen. I feel this is a learning experience for us all.
  10. Today I learned that Penelope Keith had a small role in Carry On Doctor, but her scene didn't make the final cut.
  11. Jack Endino. He sounds like Harrison Ford being played at 33rpm.
  12. Being a fan of low-budget, straight to video horror/sci-fi, it's always reassuring that they'll shoehorn some unnecessary shagging or a shower scene into it, or the female character who only owns one outfit in that post-apocalyptic world will find the need to undress as if she's getting changed (unless, of course, she owns seven identical outfits, a la Seth Brundell). In the early days of the Amazon Firestick, we found a channel that showed the absolute shittest of the shit, and there was some witchcrafty, vampirey thing (possibly, the plot was unclear), and all I can really remember is the back of the cave constantly crumbling and revealing the chickenwire underneath, and a completely unnecessary and unprompted threeway between a bunch of witches/vampires/visiting goth girls. In slow motion, obviously, 'cos they've got to fill that run time. Raving maniacs was pretty much the same, but with only two girls. "We're trapped, we're surrounded by mutilated corpses, and it's only a matter of time before he kills us. Wanna make out?"
  13. Last time I went camping (with my own regular tent) the site had some of these "premium" bell tents with pretty much the same set up of air bed, fairy lights, rugs, and the people in them constantly moaned because the door was only held shut with duffels, so the wind would just rip through it. The heaters were pretty ineffective too because of how high they are in the centre. Meat Loaf used to drink his own piss, and believed COVID was a hoax, and now he's dead, having spent his final years with a load of health problems. Fuck yes. The "community" is massively cult like, and I'm not entirely convinced that a lot of the influential figures aren't just out on the grift and will spout any old bollocks, that they don't believe themselves, just so long as the donations and Patreon subscriptions keep coming in.
  14. He's still here, he's still a cunt. The communal outdoor space/garden is a fucking tip where he'll happily leave broken glass and bits of metal from his DIY tinkerings. His house stinks, so we get a waft whenever he opens his front door. He's recently acquired a knackered old chimenea, and has made a metal tube to sit on top, so the smoke comes out directly by our window. Last year he filled the garden with plastic sacks full of soil and grew a shit load of tomatoes. He lost interest though just as they were getting big, so they just sat on the vine and rotted, until he eventually threw the remains over the wall into the road at the back. I'm not a naturally aggressive person, but I could happily kick him in the face, even when he's doing his snivelling "I'm a victim of everything" routine. Recently - due to our postman being a lazy cunt who won't separate mail for the two addresses - we found out that he's appealing a guilty verdict (courtesy of a dirty great stamp on the back of the envelope advertising its contents), and I'm trying to find out what for, as it might provide a way of getting rid of the prick.
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