Paid Members wandshogun09 Posted September 23, 2025 Paid Members Posted September 23, 2025 (edited) OK, seems like this is a thing thatās not going away then. Itās gonna keep coming up and the event, if it happens, is still nearly a year away, so I thought we might as well have a thread to keep any discussion, developments, speculation and rumours in here. Danaās had his big pink face buried deep in Trumpās flabby orange arse for ages now and the UFC PPVs have increasingly felt like right wing Trump rallies over the last couple of years so we were always on course for something like this. Dana and Trump doing their cringey little walkouts to āAmerican Bad Assā by Kid Rock, like theyāre a pro wrestling tag team, has become a semi-regular thing now on the PPVs whether we like it or not. Think the relationship started back when Zuffa and the Fertittas first bought the UFC back in 2001 and Trump was one of their early supporters when not many places wanted them. Danaās developed a loyalty to him since then, which I can understand, but itās obviously taken on a whole new life of its own since Trump became president. Theyāre more and more in bed with Trump now and them forcing their politics onto us through UFC programming has been a major turn off for some. I find it grubby and off putting myself. At a time when cards already seem less stacked than ever, a lot of divisions seem weaker than ever and the fun seems to be being stripped out of the sport year on year, their product often feeling like itās basically one big MAGA parade makes watching this shit more of a chore than it ever has been for me. But here we are. In July, Trump announced plans for āa UFC fight on the grounds of the White Houseā, which would serve as one of many events being held to commemorate the 250th anniversary of America next year. Originally it was thought that the UFC card would take place actually on July 4th but itās since been changed and is now being targeted for some time in June 2026. Of course, as soon as talk of this card started up, you had fighters falling over themselves to lick some red, white and blue arse and campaigning to get on there. Even though weāre still nearly a year out. Get used to that. Itās all weāre gonna hear now. This jokerās suddenly wanting to fight. After just retiring to avoid the Aspinall fight, all of a sudden heās mega patriotic and must fight at the White House. Danaās already shot him down, obviously still pissed off with how Jones gave them the runaround with the Aspinall ducking before skulking off into retirement. āJon apologised for what happened with the Tom Aspinall fight. But I need people I can count on for this fight. I know who they are, I know who they are not. My thing with Jon Jones is, bad things always happen. He wonāt be on the White House card. I canāt risk putting him in big positions, in a big spot, and have something go wrong. Especially the White House card.ā - Dana White Canāt stand Dana but heās absolutely spot on here. Fuck Jon Jones. About time he got slapped down and sent the message that he canāt just act like a colossal bellend and still get everything his own way all the time. Where it gets funny though, is Dana then naming Conor McGregor as the reliable safe pair of hands to trust this card with⦠āPeople talk lots of smack about Conor McGregorā¦I know more than everybody else knows about every fighter thatās ever fought in the UFC. Publicly guys like to talk a mean game, and then behind the scenes itās a whole other ball game on what they wanna really do and who they wanna really fight. Conor McGregor has always been that guy. Somebody can fall out two hours before the fight and you know what heāll say? āLet me know who Iām fightingā. He doesnāt care. He doesnāt care who youāre bringing in, you could bring in the nastiest person thatās a bad matchup for him. He does not care. Heās always been that guy, people can say what they want about Conor, thatās a fact.ā - Dana White Imagine talking like this about McGregor in 2025? The McGregor heās talking about there, thatās 2015 McGregor. A whole decade ago. He hasnāt been that guy in years. This prick is now 37 years old, hasnāt fought since 2021, hasnāt won since 2020, and has spent the last few years either injured, assaulting old men, assaulting women, coked off his tits and/or drunk and heās fresh off being found liable for rape. And heās still seen as more dependable than Jon Jones by UFC management. Thatās how badly Jones has tarnished his reputation. A washed up junkie rapist is still seen more reliable. The rapist was on FOX News apparently confirming heāll be on the White House card and named Michael Chandler as his likely opponent. No doubt Chandler, pathetic little beg that he is, was kicking his little stunted legs with glee at that announcement. Iām not convinced it ever happens though and Iām not sure why Chandler should believe it either. Theyāve been āscheduledā to fight for about three years now FFS. Coached a whole season of TUF together and were actually signed to fight in June 2024 before McGregor pulled out with a hurty pinky toe a couple of weeks out. But according to Dana heās āthat guyā and he ādoesnāt careā. He always shows up - that guy that hasnāt shown up in four years. Heāll fight anyone - as long as itās an old man minding his own business in a pub, some skinny DJ in Italy or a woman on his boat.Ā All negativity aside, you know theyāre gonna stack this card up as much as a card can be stacked up in 2026. And as stomach turning as all the Trump bollock slurping is from the UFC and Dana these days, Iād be lying if I said I wasnāt gonna watch the fights. Itās definitely not one Iām gonna stay up to watch live though. Iām absolutely gonna need to watch this on the Sunday with the luxury of having the fast forward button at my disposal so I can skip through all the star spangled spreading of bum cheeks for Trump and pals. Trying to think what could potentially be on this card. The rumours have naturally already started and I did find the timing of this quite interesting⦠But there was also a quote from her very recently talking about a potential return to MMA and saying⦠āNever say never but I aināt fighting at the fucking White Houseā. - Ronda Rousey IĀ honestly never entertained the possibility of Ronda fighting again. Even when people were throwing her name around to fight at UFC 300 last year. I just thought that ship had long sailed. Between her doing the WWE thing, getting older, becoming a mum etc. Not to mention the way she left MMA, I just never thought it was likely to happen and not even worth entertaining. But I donāt know. Iāve never seen her show interest in a return like she has been lately. And at 38 years old, the window of opportunity is closing. If sheās ever gonna fight again, itās getting to that point where itās now or never. I never thought Iād say it but Iām actually starting to think she might fight again. Not that I expect her to get the belt back or anything but god knows the womenās game needs something right now. Like her or not, sheās the biggest star in the history of womenās MMA. Her returning would be the kind of big moment the UFC has been badly lacking over the last few years. Whether she ends up on this White House card though, I guess everyoneās got a price but her comments make it seem unlikely. They just released these images of what the show is being planned to look like⦠Interesting. No idea how many fans theyāll be able to get in there. Apparently thereāll be so many there in the actual crowd and then huge screens just outside where thousands more fans can watch. Like a roided up, stars and stripes version of Henman Hill at Wimbledon. For what itās worth, I was watching yesterdayās Morning Kombat with Luke Thomas and Brian Campbell earlier. Thatās whatās triggered me starting this thread actually. They did this thing where they both had to put together a main card for this White House show. The big condition was that neither could use a fighter for their card that the other one picked for theirs. This is what they came up with⦠If weāre throwing logic out the window and just going full on fantasy booking, I think itās a clear win there for Campbell isnāt it? Problem is, weāre not getting Jones vs Aspinall because Jones fannied out of it. Lukeās shout of Makhachev vs Topuria is the best actual fight on both cards combined for me there. But a Russian vs a Georgian at the White House? I donāt know. Actually, Luke having Rousey vs Holm 2 headline over Makhachev vs Topuria is a war crime. Bloke should be ashamed of himself for that. It was a cool little discussion though and, to be fair, they were both limited by the others choices.Ā Anyway, Iāll wrap this up for now. No doubt weāll have plenty to discuss in here between now and next June. Does Jones end up fighting? Does McGregor stay out of trouble and actually show up? Does Rousey return? Dare I say it, with it all being TKO owned, do they give Brock a call? Man, what a collection of undesirables there eh? This is where weāre at now though. The UFC have done such a terrible job of creating and building new stars that weāre relying on nostalgia act arseholes to prop these events up.Ā Edited December 19, 2025 by wandshogun09 Quote
jimufctna24 Posted September 23, 2025 Posted September 23, 2025 I would also add Covington to the list of undesirables in the last paragraph. Even though he's pretty irrelevant nowadays compared to earlier in the decade, I can see the UFC shoehorning him onto this card for obvious reasons. Quote
Paid Members wandshogun09 Posted September 23, 2025 Author Paid Members Posted September 23, 2025 Ergh. Youāre probably right. Wouldnāt be surprised if both Covington and Strickland are on this. Gonna be a gathering of all the biggest cunts on the roster in one event.Ā Quote
TibBo Posted September 24, 2025 Posted September 24, 2025 I, for one, welcome our new alien overlords... Quote
Paid Members Carbomb Posted September 24, 2025 Paid Members Posted September 24, 2025 I'll say this for Rousey - she's walked back her bollocks about Sandy Hook and apologised for it. In terms of actual politics, she's said she's a Bernie Sanders supporter, so I don't imagine she'd be doing it for the MAGA factor. Quote
Paid Members wandshogun09 Posted September 24, 2025 Author Paid Members Posted September 24, 2025 Yeah if sheās coming back, and I still think itās a big if, it seems like it wonāt be on this card. Sheās specifically saying āfuck the White House cardā pretty much. No doubt the security will be off the charts for this. Obviously with it being the White House that goes without saying but even more for this show because, as bad as it sounds, an event like this is gonna be a prime target for someone to get Charlie Kirked.Ā Quote
Paid Members wandshogun09 Posted September 24, 2025 Author Paid Members Posted September 24, 2025 Hereās that Morning Kombat bit I was on about with Luke Thomas and Brian Campbell discussing this card if you wanna kill 20 minutes.Ā Ā Quote
theringmaster Posted September 26, 2025 Posted September 26, 2025 Ronda has said she would never get medically cleared, she has got major concussion issues. To the point she has said that even a wwe return is beyond possibility.Ā Quote
Paid Members wandshogun09 Posted December 19, 2025 Author Paid Members Posted December 19, 2025 This has actually surprised me. Was sure this helmet would be one of the most vocal to be begging to get on this card. Quote
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