Paid Members martyngnr Posted February 23, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted February 23, 2011 Was sent this at work today......incredibly childish but a few absolute beauties in there....  http://www.lovetheraces.com/features/funny-horse-names/  CHIT Hot, OilBeefHooked and Arfur Foulkesaycke are among a catalogue of hilarious racehorse names which were banned by the sport's censors, it has been revealed. The never-before-seen list features a string of names which if passed to compete would have been a race commentator's worst nightmare.  Luckily they all fell at the first hurdle, meaning the horses, riders and pundits were saved the embarrassment of the weird, wonderful and sometimes shocking monikers.  Others which never made it past the post include Choke the Chicken, Curl One Off and Hugh G Dildeaux.  Norfolk Enchants, Pee Nesenvy and Spank The Monkey also pulled up lame as did Ivanna Threesome, Jack Schitt and Anita B Jaynow.  A spokesman for lovetheraces.com, which carried out the study of racehorse names past and present, said: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members FLips Posted February 23, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted February 23, 2011 How did Big Tits slip through the net?. That's mad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Lion_of_the_Midlands Posted February 23, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted February 23, 2011 Cute Ass was also the name that got through a couple of years ago. The name My Face is also banned and a couple of years ago somebody wanted top call their horse Chalfonts, but Wheatherbys would not allow that either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members gmoney Posted February 23, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted February 23, 2011 Don't forget Alf Ramsey's Porn Dungeon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Your Fight Site Posted February 23, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted February 23, 2011 This is amazing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rhyswynne Posted February 23, 2011 Share Posted February 23, 2011 Nice to see Bill DeMott making that list. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveJames Posted February 24, 2011 Share Posted February 24, 2011 Or the classic from The Day Today: Two Headed Sex Beast. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
insert_name_here Posted February 24, 2011 Share Posted February 24, 2011 there's some cracking ones there that i really wish had made it passed the censors Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Your Fight Site Posted February 24, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted February 24, 2011 Wait. Hugh Janus is banned, but what about the classic "Hugh Jass"? Â Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matbro1984 Posted February 24, 2011 Share Posted February 24, 2011 Hugh G Dildeaux: The French looking surname is absolutely inspired. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barrington Posted February 24, 2011 Share Posted February 24, 2011 ohowie dicter is my favourite and a depolling is in order, my names got to be changed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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