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-Shannon Moore defeated TJ Perkins.

 

Impact!

-Beer Money defeated the Motor City Machine Guns to retain the World Tag Team Titles when Alex Shelley accidentally kicked Chris Sabin.

 

-We get a Mr. Anderson promo in the ring. Anderson runs down his rise to the title before he is interrupted by Matt Morgan. Morgan claims they have a mutual respect for each other but he still wants the TNA Title and believes 2011 will be his year. After Morgan leaves, Eric Bischoff comes out and trash talks Anderson. He makes Anderson vs Hardy for Against All Odds. Hardy appears on the big screen but before saying much is attacked by Rob Van Dam. Anderson runs to the back but is attacked by Fortune. Anderson and RVD vs The Hardys is then announced for later tonight.

 

-The Pope comes to the ring for a promo of his own. He makes fun of Samoa Joe and his family by showing videos of some pigs having sex and giving birth. Eventually Joe runs to the ring and scares Pope off. Joe vows to get his hands on the Pope in the near future.

 

-Jeff Jarrett comes out for his celebration with his entourage. Jarrett trash talks Angle and then calls out Karen Angle. Unfortunately, Kurt came to the ring instead and takes out Jarrett's entourage. Before Jarrett and Angle go at it, Karen Angle appears and starts talking trash allowing Jarrett to get away.

 

-Angelina Love and Winter defeated Tara and Madison Rayne when Winter beat Tara. Madison tried to use her loaded glove but Mickie James came out and ran her off allowing for the finish.

 

-Mr. Anderson comes back out to redo his promo. He talks about chewing gum in TNA when he couldn't in WWE. He said he wasn't allowed to suck on a lollipop but he can chew gum.

 

-Matt Morgan defeated Abyss with the Carbon Footprint. After the match Abyss, Ric Flair and Rob Terry beat down Morgan.

 

-The Hardys defeated Mr. Anderson and Rob Van Dam. Anderson came out bleeding from the head. The referee went down during the match allowing Beer Money to interfere. Matt hit the Twist of Hate followed by the Swanton from Jeff for the win. After the match, the rest of Fortune come down and beat on Anderson and RVD.

 

Xplosion

-Kazarian defeated Brian Kendrick with the Inverted Piledriver.

 

-Rob Terry defeated Jay Lethal with a Full Nelson Slam.

 

 

Sounds great.

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-The Pope comes to the ring for a promo of his own. He makes fun of Samoa Joe and his family by showing videos of some pigs having sex and giving birth. Eventually Joe runs to the ring and scares Pope off. Joe vows to get his hands on the Pope in the near future.

 

TNA following WWE's example and "encouraging" Joe to lose weight, perhaps?

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-The Pope comes to the ring for a promo of his own. He makes fun of Samoa Joe and his family by showing videos of some pigs having sex and giving birth. Eventually Joe runs to the ring and scares Pope off. Joe vows to get his hands on the Pope in the near future.

 

TNA following WWE's example and "encouraging" Joe to lose weight, perhaps?

 

As long as it isn't blown off with Joe beating Pope inside 30 seconds I'll be happy. It's a pretty weird angle actually, Pope shouldn't be heel, and I doubt Joe will be very good in a sympathetic babyface role. It should be fun though, at least comedy-wise, fat jokes are right up there with gay jokes and "your mum" jokes in terms of being consistently funny.

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Looks like a potential MCMG split is on the cards which sucks!

 

They teased the split ages ago, maybe they forgot and are just teasing it again

 

One thing that baffles me; TNA are trying to make Jeff a heel, they've almost done it (house show reports claim he is still cheered), they bring in Matt to also be a heel... on the first impact they're together, why would you bloody reunite the Hardy Boys? That's a face pop explosion. Oh well, guess we'll have to see it to see how it comes across on TV.

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Jeff could be going to jail before the next PPV, so they are getting all his shit in (title loss, Hardys reunion etc) before potentially enjoys his porridge. If Jeff ends up doing bird, then there will be no PPV Hardys reunion will there? The whole "save it for PPV" argument is redundant as far as TNA goes. Nothing ever gets them out of there low buyrates. The numbers are so far down, its smart for them to at least try and create a compelling television product to gain more viewers. The PPV business for TNA is so low, its much better to consentrate on gaining a television audience so that they actually know there's a PPV available to buy.

 

There's a lot of good shit on that show. Usually enjoy Double J, Eric Bischoff is normally awesome, and Matt Morgan beats Abyss clean to firmly establish that fat boy is just a replacement for AJ and not in there plans to make him anything but some fat fucker in a mask.

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I'd like to see a Hardys vs. Gen Me squash. Also, it'd be complete car-crash, but I'd mark like fuck if they brought back the Steiners to face the Hardys.

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Here's the next set of spoilers...

 

 

quote post='2284531' date='Jan 11 2011, 14:56']Dark Match

Angelina Love defeated Divina Fly with the Botox Injection

 

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-Kurt Angle cuts an in-ring promo about Karen Jarrett. He said he brought her into TNA and all he could think about now was how Karen ended up with Jarrett. Kurt says they can settle this the easy way or the hard way. Jeff Jarrett and his entourage come to the ring but Angle takes them out before they can get in. Eventually Eric Bischoff and Ric Flair come out with police officers who escort Kurt out of the ring.

 

 

-Mickie James defeated Sarita, Velvet Sky and Madison Rayne in a 4-Way Match. After interference from Tara, Madison Rayne tried to use her loaded glove but Mickie got out of the way and ended up picking up the win.

 

 

-Matt Morgan defeated Rob Terry with a Carbon Footprint in a very quick match after Ric Flair trash talked Morgan. After the match, Terry, Flair and Abyss tried attacking Morgan. Morgan fended them off for awhile but ended up on the receiving end of the Double Chokeslam.

 

 

-We get a backstage segment with Kazarian and AJ Styles. After they talk for a bit, Little Red grabs AJ and tells him to get ready because in 2 weeks "they are coming" to take out Immortal.

 

 

-Kazarian defeated Jay Lethal

 

 

-Jeff Jarrett and Karen Jarrett come out for a promo. They talk for a bit about Kurt until Kurt sneaks in the ring and takes out Jarrett. Karen distracts Angle allowing Jarrett to low blow Kurt. Jarrett continues the beat down on Kurt.

 

-Jeff Hardy defeated Tommy Dreamer with a Twist of Fate

 

-AJ Styles approaches Ric Flair backstage and tells him about how "they" are coming. Flair blows AJ off and gives him a smirnoff. Kurt Angle appears with a baseball bat and attacks AJ. He chokes Flair with the bat and demands a match against Jeff Jarrett.

 

-Beer Money defeated Mr. Anderson and Rob Van Dam after interference from Jeff Hardy and Matt Hardy led to the finish.

 

-Brian Kendrick is backstage showing Bully Ray relaxation techniques. While Kendrick was showing Ray one of the techniques, Ray shoved Kendrick into some lockers.

 

-In the ring, Devon calls out Ray telling him to pick on him. As Ray makes his way to the ring, he is attacked from behind by Brian Kendrick and rolled into the ring. Devon beats on Ray for a few minutes until Devon is pulled away by security. Ray hits a low blow on Devon. He takes care of security and then beats on the head of Devon with a chain.

 

-Kurt Angle comes to the ring looking for a fight. Jeff Jarrett, Gunner and Murphy come out to take care of him but are taken out by Angle. Angle successfully beats down Jarrett, Gunner and Murphy until the rest of Immortal come to the ring to beat on Angle. Abyss comes down as well but is attacked from behind by Little Red. As Immortal is distracted, Kurt Angle uses this as an opportunity to clear all the heels from the ring.

 

Xplosion

-Ink Inc defeated Generation Me following the Mooregasm/Samoan Drop Combo on Max Buck

 

-Rob Terry defeated Eric Young with a Full Nelson Slam. After the match Terry tried to attack EY but Orlando Jordan came out and ran Terry off.

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