Duke

For Fuck's Sake TNA

 

This makes perfect sense though doesn't it? If you have TWO former WWE talents disgruntled with the treatment from their former employers, who happen to be a real life couple, then it's natural the braintrust should decide to put them on TV together if possible so they can cry about it. Anything to try and tear WWE down rather than accent what they have, that's always the way, is it not? Together, the whole is greater than the sum of its parts. Or maybe that should be hole in the case of this pair.

 

Which is all fine, but she's completely mental.

JOHN MORRISON-WWE UPDATE

By Dave Scherer on 2011-11-23 10:09:57

As we mentioned on the hot news hotline yesterday, John Morrison is scheduled to finish up with WWE at the 11/28 Raw.

 

We have heard that TNA is definitely interested in bringing him in, with some sources saying that they would like to pair him up with Melina. There is also talk of making him be a star in the X Division and having him work a program with Austin Aries.

 

If/when he goes to TNA, he will have to use a new ring name as WWE owns the "John Morrison" moniker.

For Fuck's Sake TNA

I'm a special fan of how both he and duane (and others on here who have done it in the past) keep saying "BUT WE DON'T BELIEVE IN LIZARDS". It really offends them.

So moon landing, real?

Out of everyone in the world, I am the best at coming up with finishes.

And also add me to the 'sit down whilst peeing' crew. Much less chance of splash-back and I get to play Solitaire at the same time

 

On the subject of splash back, does anyone else put a landing pad down before they take a big dump? I have to put a few sheets of bog roll down to take the edge of the impact; otherwise I nearly always get a wet arse.

That made me have to stop reading the thread for a bit, sent me into hysterics.

A LANDING PAD.

Went to the gym for the first time in about a year today. Threw up after 10 minutes. Depressing.

I can top that, went to the gym about 6 months ago now for the first ever time, ended up collapsing the same night and was written off work as I was dizzy and weak for about a week afterwards.

Jesus christ. I'm a fat fucker and I have no problems at the gym. Sort yourselves out!

Went to the gym for the first time in about a year today. Threw up after 10 minutes. Depressing.

Don't worry about the being pretentious thing though. I get called pretentious a lot, and I'm not, I'm just really fucking clever.

I'm might sound a dick here, and its not intended, but there is world of difference between an intelligent man and a pretentious man. Also for what it is worth an intelligent man is to be respected, a pretentious man is not. I'm not saying you are or are not either, I don't really know you, I just thought I'd share.I may have missed a joke here, which isn't unlikely as I'm sadly not an intelligent man.

Sound pretty Bipolar to me mate. Real talk. Get some proper help.

Edit: That may seem obvious, but it's the only thing that matters.

Don't worry about the being pretentious thing though. I get called pretentious a lot, and I'm not, I'm just really fucking clever.

Mark Henry showed me nothing as World champion on SmackDown Friday night. Christian carried the entire show

If this is yet another UKFF Sex Offender I'm leaving the forum forever.

 

No, no it isn't.

Was it illegal?

Wanking into a pair of my mums soiled knickers.

Fucking hell. We have a winner.

'erm, oo, erm, we've got five and it's really unpratical to look for six'

Probably my first year of university. My group of hall mates telling me they were looking for a house without me in it. After talking to them individually it turns out they thought I was a little bit weird. S that was nice

 

We did that to a guy at uni and for the next two years he resented us for it. And rightly so, its a shitty thing to do.

 

Being one of the nicer guys in the group I did apologise to him and actuallly got on alright with him. He was weird though.

I'm not claiming I'm not weird, just to be clear. I have a very specific sense of humour sometimes, and the people that like it love it. These people did not.

But yeah, I totally resented those guys. Still do really. Completely fucked me up through uni.

Probably my first year of university. My group of hall mates telling me they were looking for a house without me in it. After talking to them individually it turns out they thought I was a little bit weird. S that was nice

I was out on a second date with this girl, the first date having gone really well. We went to see a film. After twenty minutes, she went to the toilet. She never came back. The film? "how to lose friends and alienate people". After 5 minutes or so I realised that she wasn't coming back and left myself. Leaving the cinema was an incredibly embarrassing experience

Even though Ronnie explained to me, I'm still having a hard time with this Family Guy PMSL business. Is he the old shit FG PMSL now or the new FG PMSL that's pretending to be good?

He's both. He made a new account so he could pretend to be new and get in with the cool kids. Neil caught him and renamed his new account to family guy pmsl. As I recall, at the time he decided he didn't want to be a paid member anymore.

Just been to the science museum and seen the listening post exhibit, which takes snippets of text from chat rooms and shows them on a board. The words Nash and Barlow showed up. Big brother is watching, ukff.

 

How engrossing is that, I was entranced when I saw it for some unknown reason

It's fucking amazing is what it is. Seeing all those comments from all over like that. Great stuff

Just been to the science museum and seen the listening post exhibit, which takes snippets of text from chat rooms and shows them on a board. The words Nash and Barlow showed up. Big brother is watching, ukff.

He played the Frank honest truth game.

I was there man. I was there.

In all seriousness yeah, chat was ace last night. Especially when we all started prepping for the f4w invasion. Sadly yet didn't bring any of their top stars. Hopefully we'll get dave and lance storm. Thatd be aces.

Well. I now feel ostracised, cheers Ian.

I think people might be misreading the point of the ban. Note how using it to troll other members results in a larger ban?

He's thrown a kettle over a pub, what have you done?

I like you chordtype.

whoever agentgig is, please stop. you dont need to hound him on another board.

If I sign, do I have to put my real name?

ha! Nicely done