Chest Rockwell

I got an electric mincer. So obviously I made three and a half kilos of sausages...

I don't find time to make them as often as I'd like to (this is the first time this year) so this new device is really going to speed up the workflow and hopefully mean I get to make them more often.

22 minutes ago, Keith Houchen said:

And I think if Johnson did it deliberately, he’d have had multiple media crews filming it. 

You reckon? I think he's like Hogan, he's always working when he steps out of his house.

Yeah, first thing I thought as soon as I saw it. Of course he did. 

42 minutes ago, Devon Malcolm said:

Apparently he's a big wrestling fan, which should immediately disqualify anybody from standing for any kind of political position.

If only someone told Bournemouth that rule 

I know we all love Seinfeld the show but let's be honest.. His stand up has never been that great, he can't act, he's not really done anything particularly good since Seinfeld, and that went downhill after Larry left. Why should anyone really care what he thinks?

I'm not proud of it or anything, but for the first time ever I just couldn't be arsed to vote today. Fed up with the whole thing. I think a lot of people are going to be in the same boat. And a shit turnout definitely doesn't favour Labour.

Not a fan of Kimmel but Gosling is great and that was one hell of a promo bit. Credit where it's due; great stuff!

44 minutes ago, westlondonmist said:

7 hours ago, Tim Healys Chutney Spoon said:

2 I can think of - Ready to Go and Drop Dead Gorgeous

I would have thought generally they would only be on stage for 10-25 minutes each, so you probably don't need many really. I

I assumed it was some kind of whatever the opposite of a super group is, and they'd all be on stage together performing each others' songs

1 hour ago, SuperBacon said:

.) Ban vapes. Only nonces vape. Smoke a proper fag like a real human or give up, you watermelon huffing losers.

Single use vapes need to be banned yesterday. So fucking wasteful. I don't have particularly strong views on vaping otherwise.

The tweet is an accurate and direct quote. The additional context doesn't help, as he doesn't present any actual alternative proposal that satisfies his platitudes about 'treating everyone with respect' because he is a spineless wimp.

Fucking hell. So depressing.

On 4/25/2024 at 6:12 PM, Keith Houchen said:

 

Aren't they an Irish group? What's the deal with all the union jacks?

1 hour ago, Keith Houchen said:

“People who aren’t economically adding to the country” and the increasing conversation around assisted dying all a bit eugenics sounding. 

I know it's not the point of your post but the idea of them co opting this and twisting the narrative around it is yet another thing that really gets me angry...

Brother Ali has a new album out. I'm enjoying it so far; first listen now... (There's a track with aesop rock on it @SuperBacon )

My local MP. So proud ... 😥

His real name is even better!

26 minutes ago, CharlesTuckerTheThird said:

I should point out that coffee has been more popular than tea in the UK since the end of WW2.....

If you're going to start fact checking that video you're going to be here a while....

38 minutes ago, cobra_gordo said:

They always crumble when asked "Can you give an example" too

I loved how that one guy treated 'can you give me an example' like it was a trick question. Brilliant.

Those two pics is now the closest I've got to wanting to create a twitter account to be able to see replies..

Love that top hat guy is dressed as a stage magician.

15 hours ago, Scratch said:

I played drums in a garage band circa 1999. We were called Albino Al Pacino. I couldn’t tell you why.

Ooh. That's just reminded me of one band with my mates we had that went by the name of Fidel Catastrophe. 

4 hours ago, Hannibal Scorch said:

I am not sure why this came into my head after clicking the link? 

Yeah I'm not sure why either as if you listened to the same song as I did I'm sure you'd agree that no part of it could be described as rapping.

Glad to hear your manager is being so supportive @gmoney . I fucking hate management too and hate my current job because of the management and strategy aspects. I got landed in it in a recent restructure against my wishes. Need to find a new job tbh.

I was just going to lock the thread without clicking it but I'm glad I didn't as that is really hilariously terrible. 

He really looks like his head kept growing until it pushed through his hairline rather than the hair on top having fallen out.

Khali was shit but also he was amazing and you can't judge him on the same standards as a real wrestler.

Jinder Mahal is just a boring rubbish normal wrestler so clearly a hundred times worse than he ever was.