neil

I might have to make one of you tits a chat mod so you can boot people out. Chat is the most ruthless arena for forum gladiators.

I don't see anything wrong with the above post. If I'd been to 18 WM's I'd probably post the same.

I'm dying here. Absolutely brilliant.

Butch and neil, you should be ashamed of yourselves.

Sorry brosef. I was watching Game of Thrones. Sounds like you needed a firm mod hand in there.

" Extra accounts take up space on the server"

 

There must be literally thousands of unused UKFF accounts by now, perhaps a cleanout of them would help with the occasional errors we get on here? Just a thought. Also, has Moo not made anyone else a full Admin yet?

I purged a bunch of accounts a while ago.

And, no.

Mrs Loki makes scotch eggs that are absolutely incredible. She puts a bit of chilli in them so they've got a bit of kick too. You don't need to deep fry scotch eggs, just oven bake them.

 

I have a feeling this thread is going to go the same way as all food threads around here, degenerate into talk of chip shop tucker before the inevitable series of fish puns.

I want a Carbomb food post.

Chemtrails are the best. Nothing identifies an idiot better than a belief in chemtrails.

YEAH BUT WHY DO THEY ALWAYS CROSS THE SAME POINTS IN THE SKY EH MATE??

Yes

All Top threads must now go through an application process. The form has been handed out to paid members.

<neil> StraightEdgeHero: whats a good way to refer to a ladies breasts?

<Gladstone> What are you thoughts on pillows, Sam?

<Gladstone> Heh.

<SUPERPOWERBUTCHI> Are they lovely?

<StraightEdgeHero> What are you on about Neil I aint got a clue what you mean by lovely pillows

James Deen: The Tom Cruise of porn:

Adored by young women for his clean-cut image, this male porn star has been named as the likely lead actor in Bret Easton Ellis's forthcoming film. But can an adult entertainer ever make a successful transition to Hollywood?

http://www.guardian.co.uk/film/2012/mar/08...d?newsfeed=true

I hate James Deen. He is the spitting image of a guy that my ex left me for. Everytime he pops up in a porno I end up having an angry tear-filled wank

Fucking yes!

Thinking of forming a dogs gang on this forum.

This thread is going to alter a lot of my perceptions on posters.

^ neil likes her because she doesn't like the blacks.

Haha. I seem to remember there being some discussion about that on freeones actually.

I mainly like her stuff on soapymassage

Kortney Kane is my current favourite pornstar. She's replaced Rachel Roxxx.

Thanks for letting us know Chilli

Gotta have enough money to live on though? I feel like most porn starlets get back in the biz when the funds run out, rather than their LOVE OF THE SPORT.

Plus they make a packet off Jenna Jameson's old sites which they bought out

What is she upto these days? I haven't heard a peep about her since Tito allegedly hit her. I remember her looking absolutely dreadful around that time. Her face and body had morphed into Houstons

I wonder about the split between people paying for sites like brazzers etc versus those paying for camgirls. Having seen some of the cash some guys/losers drop on camgirls, I really wonder if they are more disposed to spend that money on "their" girl versus spending it at a straight up porn site.

I'm banned as well. Strange one that. I havent been in since Raw was on.

This is why you can't have nice things:

Ian banned ukffguest!*@* from #theukff on Monday, February 27, 2012 10:44:34 PM

Resolved now.

So it's not a Goodnight Sweetheart reboot?

I find myself preparing to fellate Funereal Garden for a great post, and then stopping and wondering if he used to be Crazyshady or something.

Flaming June levels of pretension

I do find the whole "I'll go into chat and pretend to be someone else" thing to be fascinating.

And I run the UKFF NEWS Twitter too. It's busy being TripleA.

Cool.

@Bazihnio cause you know how much of a wet flannel neil is when it comes to things like this and posters he likes.

Say farewell to TripleA on the UKFF people.