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    GTAV

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    I was massively late in playing GTA4. Wasn't that impressed with it to be honest. However, I started playing "Gay Tony" and that is a million times better already (only a bit into it as well). The missions are more varied, there's more fun to it, and actually doing the crazy stuff like stealing military helicopters/base jumping/danceoffs/etc. I can't believe that NONE of that was in GTA4.

    Standup Comedy

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    Just watched Carpet Remnant World. Really very good indeed, but not as good as his last one or 90s Comedian. I liked it very much, though, especially the bit where he talked about the Muslims.

    I've got this on my Christmas list. Hoping someone buys it.

     

    Dreading someone in my family is going to do the usual "didn't know who that was so got you this James Corden DVD instead, hope thats alright" thing.

    UKFF Porn and General Filth Discussion

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    She's stunningly beautiful, and not adverse to taking it up the arse. Indeed, willies seem to spend more time up there than her mimsy.

    I find Jada Stevens to be that way. Often times she slips it straight into her shitpipe, and the pussy doesn't even get a hint of the cock.

     

    It's probably because she's worked with Wicked and they pretty much insist that if you want to work with them that any other hardcore content you shoot has to be condom only as well. You can't really blame them for being so protective but it's lost them a lot of fans.

    The condom thing is pretty interesting really. It doesn't really make a difference to the shoot when you think about it. I guess it's entirely the fact that condoms are horrible things, we all know it, and seeing them in porn breaks that whole fantasy aspect of it.

    The THIRD UKFF Celebrity Twatlist: WINNER REVEALED!

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    "Well hello to you dear browser. Now I have your attention it would be rude if I didn't tell you a little about my literary feast. So, here is the thing: is it just me or does anyone else find that adulthood offers no refuge from the unexpected horrors, peculiar lack of physical coordination and sometimes unexplained nudity, that accompanied childhood and adolescence?

    Urgh, I hate this woman. Painfully unfunny, "OOOOO I LOVE CHOCOLATE ME" lolololololol.

     

    I also hate the whole use of language in the above quote. I find so many tossers are like that on british tv these days. Word salad. Just using words for the sake of blabbing on about something. Watch any TV show presented by some trendy looking cunt and see how they throw out about 3 times as many words as it would take to just say it.

    UKFF Porn and General Filth Discussion

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    There are loads of these massage sites around these days but Nuru Massage is about the best I've seen.

    Yeah, I'm a fan of most of their stuff. Not so keen when it's just the birds sliding around on the fellas nob for 15 mins, but aside from that it's normally pretty good.

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