neil

SickWoy is alright but he's very rarely funny.

AKA I had a disagreement with him some while back and I'm still bitter about it

Looks like neil did go snowboarding. Come in and talk about stuff that isn't wrestling right now!

I did. Great night on the slopes.

A few weeks ago Woyzeck was talking about doing one for the Oscars.

 

I

suggest that a) you are better looking and b) don't look like a wrestling fan.

 

I never did either of these things.

Pretty sure you did champ. Otherwise you wouldn't have posted such a mean comment would you? People in glass houses and all that.

You look like you post on a wrestling forum.

TWICE IN ONE DAY - SUPER SPECIAL MODERATOR CHALLENGE

Dear John Galt,

Your cutting remark about Rosegarden Funeral's photo suggest that a) you are better looking and b) don't look like a wrestling fan. Consequently you have 72 hours to prove it.

You must post a photo of yourself, including your face and body (which will obviously be in great shape), holding up a sign that says "UKFF's Spunky Hunky".

If you fail to complete this by 5pm Friday you will be banned. If you complete it, then you get nothing, being good looking is enough of a prize.

Thanks,

neil

Shit. The only thing we can do to reclaim the credibility of these awards is to have Doug Williams win everything.

Better luck next time.

MODERATOR CHALLENGE

Dear Trevor,

For your cutting remark against Shane O'Mac Version 2's "badass" photo, it is clear that you consider yourself, infact, more "badass". Consequently you now have 72 hours to prove it.

You must post a photo of yourself in a vest/sleeveless t-shirt, in a "badass" pose. You also need to hold a sign up that says "I ROBS DRUG DEALERS YO".

If you fail to complete this by 1pm Friday you will be banned. If you complete it you will be rewarded with the ability to make any poster on this forum have the custom title "Trevor's Bitch".

Good luck,

neil

Bring back spinning Hall.

I've lost a lot of weight since then. In a rank, I'd say I'm in second place. Behind purplemonkeydishwasher OBV.

Are there forums populated by 99% women where the blokes get this much attention for a photo, d'you think?

Happens everytime I post my photo bro

There was no pausing. Once it started there was no stopping. An explosion of words.

Also cum.

"Can I buy that t-shirt off of you....I mean literally off of you"

"Can I buy you a drink? I promise I won't roofie it...unless you want me to? Do you want me to?"

I like the idea of "do my damdest to chat you up". I just picture something really odd and creepy.

"HELLO....WHAT SHAMPOO DO YOU USE? IT SMELLS REALLY GOOD"

When ever an account that's been quiet for years suddenly goes on a mong spree, I always assume it's someone's 2nd account. Who wakes up one morning and thinks "hmm, haven't posted on the UKFF in 3 years, think I'll pop on now and be a massive bender".

It's not Family Guy PMSL.

On a completely unrelated note, any BritWres experts know who was behind the PWA company based in Hull?

Find out tonight in chat whether I stay in and watch RAW or go snowboarding!

What a fucking draw.

My aim is to put all of the films on this list that I haven't seen before on my LoveFilm list and work through them. 'Kelly's Heroes', for some reason, is one I've never gotten round to seeing so that's 1 out of 2 so far. Glad In Bruges got a few votes, not one that would make my top 10 but a great and very re-watchable film

 

 

Same here, except replace "lovefilm" with "stuff to download". I have also not seen Kelly's Heroes, and also really like In Bruges even though I didn't nominate it.

 

This should be a good list!

Thinking of doing this too. My movie watching over the last 5 years has been absolutely dismal. To the point where Woyzeck asked me in chat what my movie of the year was and I literally had no answer.

Paid Members had the chance to permanently ban ajmcstyles and didn't.

Well, it's been evident that people's votes doesn't come into place for Chest when formalizing the nominations list, so maybe that's why.

What?

I'd say off-topic in 2011 has been the best it's been in the 6 or so years I've been posting here.

 

So much for the slow demise of the UKFF then!

The forums business is cyclical.

I wondered who'd be the one to try and 'embrace' their nomination for a negative award by trying really hard to win it.

I saw it coming a mile away.

The bonds that have formed have made me believe in society. My heart that was cold has become warm again. Amazing.

I've come to enjoy Gladstone's mix of smart and funny posts. Runners up for me are Frankie, Chest and Loki.

Number 4 all the way. Just a brilliant, on topic, post.

That hurts

Yeah, I could see darts dying out at the grass roots if BDO sold to Hearn. It'd be a terrible idea. You think Hearn gives two shits about county darts and superleagues? It'd be terrible for the game at the low levels. In all fairness that's what the BDO, and their fantastically loyal blazer clad volunteers, do very well. Darts for all from pub league to county. It's the professional aspect that needs sorting out.

Aye. The only way Hearn would be interested is if he could then take over the pubs and turn them into flats*

*Orient fan