Kookoocachu

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On 12/18/2017 at 8:31 AM, Kaz Hayashi said:

@Kookoocachu that dog is adorable. Does she have protruding bottom teeth underneath that face fur by any chance?

 

Nope, she's champion pedigree so no hilariously cute underbite!

It was Lilou’s 1st birthday yesterday! 

11 hours ago, Nostalgia Nonce said:

!!!

It's so perfect I could cry with happiness  

The confused taxidermy would also like a hat, please  

This is a positive thing Slapnut, but remember to play it cool for a while. Don't go too deep too quick. 

7 minutes ago, NoUseforaUsername said:

Has a girl ever responded derisively when any of ye have asked them out?

I've genuinely never had the balls to do this.

I'd be too scared to in case they would mock me or call me ugly.

I think you should give it a go.

I feel like we need to see a picture here so we can give an informed opinion of the situation. 

Where's the pic of Ralphy with a bun in his mouth lol

Yes! There is a better pic somewhere.

16 minutes ago, Carbomb said:

It's funny how we all change as the years go by. Probably for the "Then & Now" thread, but I remember when you were a cyber-punk-goth with loads of piercings and brightly-dyed hair. Obviously you can't rock that look now that you're a councillor and working for The Man, man.

I still have my septum piercing, but a lot of girls have it now so it's not so out of the ordinary. I never wear it down though so I'm not quite sure why I still have it. I have to have regular MRIs so even if I still had loads of piercings it's a faff to get them all out and back in when your fingers don't work so most likely couldn't be bothered anyway. I've changed in so many ways, for the better I'd like to think. I do try and hide my tattoos if I can when I've got my councillor hat on but luckily because of finances I don't have many! 

Posing with a fresh fringe a few weeks ago.

That is obnoxiously big and I'm sorry.

Last night I dreamt that @Au asked if one of his shirt was at my house. I found the shirt and told him I thought it was shit, which is silly. It was quite a nice shirt. 

We don't really have much toilet graffiti here, or much graffiti at all really.

But I do remember seeing the word "CHEESE" carved into a windowsill of Red Jet 4 (foot passenger boat). 

Read to fast. Happens when I'm hungry.

Just now, Sergio Mendacious said:

Were you not in contact with him during the time he was living there? I'm picturing him sending long texts from your empty room, curtains flapping in the breeze after you'd launched yourself of the window to avoid him.

No no, the ignoring him came a few months after I kicked him out. Generally speaking, you have to be a pretty special person if I read more than 2 lines into a long text. I'm not a bitch or anything, I'm just very lazy.

6 hours ago, Kaz Hayashi said:

Bloody hell... 8 months?

I can kind of understand until next payday etc, but 8 months mate? Jesus. It’s amazing how people take advantage isn’t it.

It's amazing how stupid you can be when you have no self worth. But he's the one now obsessing over me so boo hoo  

I had an ex live with me for about 8 months after he broke up with me. That was down to me being a doormat and feeling sorry for him (!?) more than anything though before finally telling him to fuck off. That was a weird one actually, I cut it all completely after a while and then he would message me about once a month these really long texts about how he hoped I was well and that he missed me etc. He had a girlfriend at the time too and I never even replied to any of them. These days we're on talking terms, he's on Instagram stalking terms though if you get what I mean.

Chomeo's new song "Juice". Funktastic. 

Does this work?

Sounds like your friend needs to put his big girl pants on and get over it tbh. 

I want to know more from Dave.

Does anyone have any "Twilight Zone" stories? As in loads of really totally bizarre shit happening at the same time. 

That's creepy  

Completely agree with @Nexus I especially loved all the nods to films throughout the series right from the first episode. I'll come back to this when I've remembered how to post spoilers. 

You're overreacting. If she get's funny over a girl you drunkenly tried to kiss years ago then she isn't mature enough for a real relationship. You guys have only been together 6 months, you shouldn't be having any of these issues at all.