Kookoocachu

 

Congratulations Matrix, good to hear everything is OK.

 

I was just browsing through the early days of this topic from way back in 2008 while I'm stuck at work, and there is some great stuff from back then.

One highlight was Mab asking Kookoocachu if she could post some side-on photos a month or two after she gave birth.

I remember that. It wasn't even a joke.

 

 

Nope, no joke. 

Kookookayak doesn't really have the same ring to it, does it?

Lately I've been pushing myself to do new things and surprise/impress myself. I have always wanted to go kayaking but have always been scared for a reason I never figured out.

Sunday was stunning, perfect for getting out there! 

 

 

I went with my friend who runs kayaking courses, and we went all around the cliffs and caves in Freshwater Bay. Pretty impressive if I do say so myself! Especially considering this time last year my body was starting to shut down and I would eventually end up in a wheelchair for weeks.

Question: are you wearing gold trousers or no trousers?

 

No trousers. They get in the way of my lounging. 

So I'm shit and haven't updated on my weight loss in forever. 

 

 

Total loss now 9st 4lb, almost as much as I weigh now. 

We're still no closer Everyone who sees him agrees he doesn't suit X or Y. 

 

More of his character came out last night, in the form of piss all over my bed. Still wants to kill everything. Clingy, but not like Maggie was who couldn't stop licking and loving me. He's a little piglet too!

 

Also, he would be called Max (regardless of Carmageddon) but I'm saving that for when I have a dog.

 

He still doesn't have a name and I'm stuck! Au has come out with some belters but none suit him   He's very feisty! 

 

Names?

We had ours last night. You can't beat lemon and sugar imo, but I tried Nutella and raspberry coulis and it worked.

So Randy Savage Haunting a Florida Promotion is a thing

 

http://uproxx.com/prowrestling/2015/02/the-ghost-of-macho-man-randy-savage-is-allegedly-haunting-a-florida-wrestling-promotion/

 

So Koko B Ware to sort?

 

This needs to become a thing. "Randy Savage's ghost on/in things"

Roswell news. I was excited until I saw that we will have to wait til may

 

http://metro.co.uk/2015/02/10/new-photos-from-roswell-crash-are-smoking-gun-that-prove-aliens-exist-5056574/?ito=facebook

Can't really give much advice on the online dating front because my experience of it has been awful. Although saying that, a few have moved into being Facebook friends and even though the majority of them have all got partners now we've become good mates in a Facebook sort of way. 

 

As for the floods of messages to women it's such a huge myth. The majority of messages I got weren't the kind of people I would want to associate myself with, and that's the politest way I can put it. I wouldn't be surprised if they had been on Jeremy Kyle at some point. I remember one evening Millard and I were chatting about my experiences and to give him an example of the kind of messages I was getting I sent a screen cap of one, and the sender resembled Timmy from South Park. He then called me a heartless bitch for taking the piss out of a person in a wheelchair and they need loving too. Truth is I couldn't give a damn about that, it was the fact that he tlkd lyk dis and called me things such as bb and told me how he was going to show me a good time in a not very nice way. 

 

It did produce some amazing date stories though. Like the born again christian who told me about his snipped penis 20mins after meeting him whilst I was eating a burger. He also left his wife just a month prior, lived with a gay priest and regularly spent weeks here and there living with the monks at the abbey to clear his conscience. I came away with valuable information though because he told me which of the Island's churches were basically massive swinging groups.   

Echoing what everyone else has said, get moving on. Put it in the experience folder and be grateful that there were no commitments before she decided to do this.

Sharing some very sad news. My beloved cat Miika passed away last night. Some of you may remember when she had her kittens and I live posted updates. 

 

When I moved out she had to stay with my parents, last night they found her on her side by the back door as her daughter cat was wailing a horrid meow. My mum picked her up, she let out a little purr and then she slipped away. Conclusion is that she had a fit/something neurological as on inspection she was perfect in every way.

Today I took her to the pet crematorium and as she lay in the little chapel of rest she looked so beautiful and peaceful. Just as if she was sleeping. I'm so broken, but I'm trying to take comfort in the fact that she was at home when it happened, she wasn't 'sick' and it's highly unlikely that she suffered as it would've been so quick. 

 

Bye bye Miika-moo <3

 

 

 

Getting pretty bored of all the Air Asia conspiracy crap doing the rounds on Facebook. Leading the way of course is Gareth (Icke) on the shares dumping bandwagon. 

 

I knew Gareth Icke had been singing songs at his Dad's events for a while. Is he an active conspiracy advocate now too? 

 

 

I wouldn't say he's active, just talks about it when he can and shares this kind of bull on facebook along with his never ending opinions. 

Why does your cat have a tank?

 

Why shouldn't she?

 

Well I finally had one on Saturday and it left me with conflicting feelings of both violation and enjoyment. 

 

I'll start with how excited I was the night before that I would at last sample what so many say is some kind of orgasmic experience. While I was not expecting anything amazing, I was looking forward to seeing and tasting what this sensation is all about. A little nervous though as I never usually venture beyond my Big mac or double cheeseburger, and when I have in the past I have been so very very disappointed. 

The day arrived and we made a special trip to the drive through in Ryde for the event. Newport restaurant would've been packed and we didn't really want to get out of the warm womb like safety of the Discovery anyway. With every mile my excitement grew. Within the hour I would be able to discuss The McRib having sampled it for myself, no longer would I feel left out. A sudden pang of panic hit the both of us as we drew nearer. What if they had sold out? What will we do? We assured ourselves that it was just paranoia and drove on. 

On arrival there was no queue which was a nice surprise. There was however one cunt in front of us in a 106 who decided to get out of his car to pull his trousers up and in doing so dropped his phone on the floor. A mixture of a snigger and fed up sigh seemed appropriate. 

After picking up our precious cargo we made our way down to the spot where all McDonalds drive throughs must be eaten: The seafront. The weather made the experience extra cosy, and we congratulated ourselves for making the right decision to stay in the dry and comfort. Watching the hovercraft go out I was passed my meal, fighting temptation to look in the McRib box as I always eat my chips first. Chips and bottom of the bag stragglers done, I picked up it's box and in a fashion that I can only describe and Link opening a treasure chest, revealed what I had been waiting for. 

The second I saw the large piece of 'meat' my heart started pounding. I worried over how it would fit in my bun but with a lick of my lips the worry was forgotten. I grabbed it with both hands marvelling at it's juiciness and tried to fit my mouth around it as best I could. It was quite a struggle, such a large thing sliding all over the place through my hands and mouth. I wasn't sure about it as it was so intimidating, but I succumbed to it's sauce as it made it's way from my lips to my chin and figured I was enjoying it. It's sweetness filled my mouth but I could barely contain the sauce. Before I knew it, it was over. 

I wasn't sure of what had just happened to me, or if I really had enjoyed it. 

 

Then we went home and fixed my cat's tank.

Getting pretty bored of all the Air Asia conspiracy crap doing the rounds on Facebook. Leading the way of course is Gareth (Icke) on the shares dumping bandwagon. 

Is there a name for new porn with an historical theme, so everyone is in say 1950's or 1960's or Victorian getup. Searching for terms like vintage brings up genuinely old grot, and using the word period went far worse.

 

Old, but this might interest you.

Depends who's ass it is I guess.

Because I try and stay on good terms with everyone, I still see quite a few of my exes out and about.

 

Well, not so much "see", as "watch".

 

This is where living on a small island sucks ass.

Ok. Here's one. Discussing exes. How much is too much? My girlfriend doesn't seem to have built a bridge over a previous relationship that didn't work out and there have been times I've had to tell her to stop discussing it as I find it rude. What's the best way to help them get over it? I helped her take some Gothy books to the charity shop for a start (she had a Goth phase around the time of it all and stopped for the sake of bad memories) and am encouraging her to look forward not back. But I think there's other ways to help and I'm not sure what.

 

Does anyone get where I'm coming from?

Well, you need to get over it too to a point. 

When you have asked her to stop talking about it, how have you said it? And have you really explained how it's making you feel? 

 

We all feel a little bit dented when it comes to our partners exes, but most of the time it's a matter of being mature about it and sucking it up. If I'm being really honest I think you should be grateful that she feels she can talk about her ex with you, if she completely shut down and never spoke of any exes that would be a huge red light for me as they obviously still feel very uncomfortable about the relationship/s. 

If this relationship caused a lot of heartache then it will take her years to fully get over it, in some cases people never do but these are lessons for us. She's still feeling the effects and is still processing it all. Maybe you should sit and listen to her properly and go over that relationship with her so she can feel a kind of closure and move on. She could be petrified of the same thing happening to your relationship.

 

On the other hand, if it's all they talk about all day every I can see why it would get annoying. But try thinking of why they're saying it instead of what they're actually talking about. 

Please don't take this the wrong way but it sounds like you both need help and that you are as dependant on her as she is on you. I don't know what more I can say than I did before but your relationship is going to become toxic unless the issues are addressed on both sides. You need to get tough. 

Depends what the argument is and if it's a healthy relationship Ron. Simples. 

If it's a healthy relationship then no matter what the argument is you will work it out, no one "wins" no one "loses". 

She needs some sort of therapy and your support through it if you are willing to. It may take a very long time to get the right kind of therapy but it's important to get the ball rolling now because even if she doesn't realise it the damage is still on going and I only know that through my own experience. It goes further than just counselling, people like that need intensive specialist therapy.

 

I take it you're shit scared of bringing things like this up with her, and you have every right to be, but she will thank you for it.

Ron, it sounds like there's a lot of stress somewhere and that's how it's coming out. Is she or could she be under stress? She may also be depressed and snapping is how she's dealing with her own feelings.

 

That being said have you spoken to her about this? Calmly I mean. Also have you ever just said "OK then" and 'walked away' from the argument? What happened?

 

My own personal experience with situations a little similar to that have a lot of listening and understanding involved. I wouldn't explode and shout, accuse people of lying etc and nor would they. Instead I'll calmly explain how I'm feeling towards the situation and why, they listen and give their side until we've talked it through and we're on the same page. 

If however neither side is willing to listen and try to understand then there's a bigger problem.