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Kookoocachu

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  1. I have a plan....It involves me and a handpicked band of sexy ladies locked in a woolworths I have the keys to and high presure jet wash kitIts a secret :)

    why woolworths when it can be a sex shop?duh.
    Cos Rob is said and enjoys working at Woolies, whereas I fucking hate it.Rob also wouldn't get any action if it was a sex shop. Why would an attractive female choose Rob's 2 inch manhood when she could use one of the sex toys. The sex toys also talk more sense than Rob.In a real life Zombie crisis I'd throw Jenna at the zombies and while she asks if the zombies have sexual attractions to anyone who isn't a zombie I'd flee.
    fair enough.
  2. If i had all the weapons, id go out and kill them, metal gear solid style.if i ran out of ammo, and was generally fuckd, id act like a zombie.After careful studying of the original dawn of the dead ive come to the conclusion that if you act like a zombie, the worst theyll do is sniff your crotch. So you can just walk off and come back with more guns! lol :D

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