Chili

For all the shite Piper rightly gets for his acting, that bit with Da Maniac is some mad lightning in a bottle shit where comedy acting and 'pro wrestler performance' acting weirdly meshes perfectly and adds a genuinely delightful unknown layer.

Or he just read it pretty ok. I'm going bed.

1 hour ago, TheBurningRed said:

When did the London Palladium become sea worthy?

Jesus Christ, Tony Khan jokes/references that actually made me laugh there. Looks like some of us will be making rent.

4 hours ago, tiger_rick said:

Super talented guy. Had my fill of wrestling bullshit stories. The cartoons are brilliant though. Glad I'm not the only one with a framed Boss Man photo on the wall.

Really enjoyed those. Tell ya boy he's done good.

It's a shame I don't really see how he gets on much in WWE because regardless of his AEW going to weird shit (it was on him too) but I've always got the genuine feeling he's a proper proper diamond of a lad who makes amazing use of being aware how much people really pull for him. Still pontificates a bit much though.

58 minutes ago, LaGoosh said:

I'm assuming and hoping that Kingston will likely be on commentary losing his shit for the match.

He will but unless Kingston explicitly explains the history constantly on commentary I won't understand why there is a Japanese bloke there to figure out the story.

For anyone interested, Les came out in double denim and opened with the Scott Hall line from his Nitro debut, which is superb.

I also met him at a gig in Abergele where he was off his fucking face and gave me career advice and that he and an old mate were 'this close to being the next Little & Large, but he got married didn't he!'

He didn't stay for the gig as he was asked to buy a ticket. Interesting fella and given he's had some mad shit in his life I do understand it a bit.

28 minutes ago, chokeout said:

Got to have been booked by someone off here. 

I've been following this online because I just find it greatly amusing and I'm delighted he actually didn't just fuck off the booking to get ratted in Abergele again.

19 minutes ago, JLM said:

"But then you come out wearing an apron, so are you baking with my mom in her kitchen vagina?"

Even by RJ's high standards I can't quite believe how much he nailed this. Has he actually been reading the forum to prep for this interview? If she ends up in the finals of the Women's TV Title tournament I need to see her do the full cake preparation. Not only delved deep into the lore but helped her flesh out the character with "Stir it up your ass" the only catchphrase she'll ever need. 

What an episode. 

Ugh sorry mate, I was meant to tag you and not LaGoosh. Brain fade 

14 minutes ago, King Mal the Glorious said:

Red Velvet lore fans rejoice!

 

@LaGoosh the klaxon has gone off!!! We're through the looking glass people.

Yeah, whatever happens, Cody has to pull the sword from the stone, not a scent of Rock actually helping. What @d-d-d-dAz said. 

Don't see Rock getting to night 2. He's going to find a way to top Shane McMahon last year I reckon.

I hope Sovereign Pete is some mad character act or he dances for pound coins with an accordion.

Easily my favourite background angle currently in AEW keeps chugging along. The drink should be a complete ensemble omnishambles. I want Daddy Magic turning up in disguise!

13 minutes ago, Keith Houchen said:

Spoiler - he’s genuinely one of the nicest blokes in real life too. 

Seconded, an absolute Cadillac of a man. A very lovely egg.

4 minutes ago, Lion_of_the_Midlands said:

She helped prepare and proof read Piers Morgan's The Insider: The Private Diaries of a Scandalous Decade, in the acknowledgments of which she is described as Morgan's "best friend".

That's from her Wiki Wordy Lee. May have something to do with it perchance. 

He's a cunt but that's a proper great book. His Partridge-esq bobbing around like an idiot is brilliant. 

So my debut show was meant to be today (Leicester Comedy Festival)

Two days ago I developed an abscess that's affected my eye and mouth and its pulling and inflammation on me face so I can't talk properly and I'm in a lot of pain. So I've had to cancel the show. I'm absolutely fucking devastated as it's taken me years to get me confidence up for doing one. Just really fucking frustrated.

That Title Match segment was fantastic. As great as Swerve is a shit bag, Hangman is losing his mind (his eventual 'Bret shoves Vince over' moment, fully turning him into Bret the Hangman TA '97 will be amazing), I LOVED Joe more. Just telling them both, cut your shit, I'm the champion and I'll fuck you both up. Lovely stuff. Doesn't even need a story to finish.

Well that took a turn.

12 minutes ago, Loki said:

Which one of them threatened someone with a gun and is facing trial?

FTR Bald has no gun. FTR Hair has gun.

That's such an impressively Partridge opening line.

11 minutes ago, Keith Houchen said:

I know you have money worries but if that pays the bills for you then who are we to judge. 

Gonna wank off to Stefan Dennis and then cry in my bath of £50 notes. 

40 minutes ago, Keith Houchen said:

Speaking of no shockers, he’s a Tory donor and he has now just switched to Labour. 

Ok to wank off again?

Fucking hell the Rock is as lapsed as all of us on the internet. Attitude Error forever. $7 dollars forever!

"Mr. Rock, your return seems to have the momentum of a runaway freight train. Why are you so popular."

14 minutes ago, chokeout said:

@Chili I worked in comms in social housing for years. Couple of things  

First thing. Its an unfair deduction from your deposit. Its not for them to just take from it and the is specifically for the property, NOT bills. I'm not sure what tenancy you're on, if it's fixed or a HMO but your deposit should be protected. Any deductions from it can and should be disputed. It would be rejected by any of the deposit schemes. If the deposit isn't protected then they've messed up and you can claim up to 3 times your deposit in compensation (depending on your tenancy type) 

They mention not charging you to redecorate. That's because they can't because its classed as betterment. A polite reply for even mentioning that should be to fuck right off. 

It will come down to the wording on your contract which should include what they consider fair usage and any caps and how bills are paid but I'm happy to look at it for you. 

We're pals off here and I don't know how on earth to upload pics here. Can I DM you on the socials?

Edit: realised I could have DM'd you that message on here privately. It's been a busy morning everyone. Sorry, also thank you for all your advice here, I hate sounding thick but it's a new situation for me this one.