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I really enjoyed this week's show. Having bodies in the 'crowd' really adds to the show, and it was definitely lacking last week.

23 minutes ago, Lord-Mountevans said:

Can i just bring you up to date with the rules around here?

You now have to explain why Stephanie is a "cunt" with actual evidence/rumours/hearsay & gather the same from others.

 

As you know that's a rule, kindly stick to it. Bring forth the "Triple H is a cunt" evidence.

I've never met Triple H, so I can't comment on a personal opinion, but by and large, I think he's done far more for the business as a whole than he's taken from it, even in his current high powered position. His career nosedived after the curtain call, and he made his way back, all whilst under the extra scrutiny of being a wrestler dating Stephanie. It might be beneficial to him now, but anyone who thinks it was good for him to start boning the boss's daughter in the 90's is a bit silly.

He's been a bit selfish occasionally, but he's definitely not a cunt. Hogan? Cunt. Snuka? Cunt. Trips? Nah.
 

2 minutes ago, Lord-Mountevans said:

I can give you a first account that you will still dismiss, here goes (i have previously posted this on here ages ago, somewhere?):

A guy i know went to a WWE UK event & on his return, bumped into me. After talking about the show, he hinted about Triple H being a cunt, so i pushed him into telling me why.

Triple H & Flair were sat in a public area, having a chat. My friend said that he patiently waited at a distance, when it was apparent the they were on the move, he approached Triple H for an autograph on his programme. Triple H proceeded to snap his pen & say "Sorry i can't because your pen is broke", Flair just laughed in his face.

When did this happen? One, I doubt the validity of the story, but two, if he's a heel, and your mate is bugging him out in public, he's gonna be a heel. 

1 hour ago, BomberPat said:

If AEW can find a suitable middle ground for him, it could work. If they indulge him too much, it won't. 

This is how I feel. I get that AEW want people to explore their own creativity, and say their own words, run their own gimmicks, etc, but it's a weekly episodic TV show, and the Broken Matt stuff doesn't fit at all with what they've been doing, and not in a good way. The teleportation stuff is (hopefully) going to be short lived, as they can't get away with that with a crowd. I get that they wanted to use the lack of crowd, but it was shit and they have to know that.

AEW management/agents need to be more involved in the direction of gimmicks. Sure, have Broken Matt come in, but does it need to be "I'M MAGIC!" bullshit? Absolutely not. 

18 minutes ago, Factotum said:

Also Stephanie was bloody gorgeous back then. My Stephanie McMahon love knew no bounds

I'd argue she's still gorgeous.

Are you suggesting Triple H isn't a cunt? After he turned his back on HBK, Batista, Orton, and countless others?

11 hours ago, Fatty Facesitter said:

Apparently Jericho had them do a second take of the segment because he hated the first one so much. Should have gone for third time lucky, but if that’s the case just how bad was the first one? 

I don't think it was that the first take was worse, more to do with the levels of sunlight. Apparently they filmed the segment a lot earlier, and Jericho didn't like that it would air and be light outside (being an outdoor venue). So they pre-taped Darby vs Sabian, and filmed the second take during that time, rushed it through editing, and aired it. 

Doesn't excuse what a shocking moment of shit it was though.

3 hours ago, Marshmallo said:

Did they seriously show this on TV?

My biggest issue with this is that it's completely impossible to do with a crowd, and I don't think AEW should be doing things in the empty arena that wouldn't be possible in a full/half full arena. 

My other issue is the shoddy editing. It looks shit. I'm sure some kids think it's great, but is my intelligence being insulted? Am I supposed to believe Hardy is teleporting? With my educated adult brain?

This is the first time AEW has out and out disappointed me. 

3 minutes ago, Michael_3165 said:

Has WWE explained why this year's is too big for one night? Or were they just copying wrestle kingdom. 

I don't think it was ever the plan until the COVID-19 stuff happened. 

Probably just easier on WWE to plan out, build stages for and put together the various gimmick matches they're planning. If they don't have a live audience to please, they can take their time and work around different parts of the PC, or other locations, and put together a polished Wrestlemania.

Should be released on Tuesday

I really.hope not. Archer doesn't need Havoc.

My mother in law revealed that she'd signed up, so I stole her login, and used my VPN to access it. 

It's bloody fantastic. There is just so much on there. Definitely worth the £50 that she spent on it. 

I didn't watch much Disney as a child, and my missus is looking forward to getting me through tons of it whilst we're in isolation.

17 hours ago, SuperBacon said:

Whatever shitty bollox

That got a hearty laugh. Thanks for that.
 

16 hours ago, Sphinx said:

The anus has a lip at the front (dunno what the technical term is). If you wipe back to front, you can basically scoop up to it as you wipe.

This is definitely a thing. I tend to scoop, maybe even pinch a little. I can't fathom the idea of just wiping, flat against your skin. That, more so than how I wipe, is how you get shit where it shouldn't be.

2 hours ago, SuperBacon said:

You must have tiny, shrivelled balls as otherwise, I quite simply don't believe you.

Whilst I think they are smaller than average, I wouldn't say tiny or shrivelled. But being pretty standard testicles otherwise, they're quite easy to move out of the way to wipe.

Also, why would I lie? 

I'm also a wipe from back to front, sitting down, hand through the legs kinda person. 

Just saying, never wiped poo on my balls, my nipples or my nose during any of the wiping process. 

He doesn't play by the rules.

1 hour ago, Carbomb said:

There's no way it'll happen, but I've now got an awesome scenario in my head where the Dark Order finally reveals their Exalted One, and it's Mil Muertes. Not Mesias or Ricky Banderas, just outright Mil Muertes himself.

I want this. I didn't know it until now but I want this.

2 hours ago, Love-Wilcox said:

I think it's just his way of trying to explain to the audience why on earth they'd be hugging in the middle of a match when they should be focused on winning.

Why not just let them hug? They're best friends, after all. Why do wrestlers pose after hitting a big move instead of pinning an opponent? Why do people stand there waiting for someone to dive? Because it's wrestling.

2 hours ago, hallicks said:

I first heard it on Celebrity Deathmatch, John Popper says it right before he kills Fiona Apple. 

Hmm. Well, it doesn't add anything to the show, does it? I don't mind it so much, if Excalibur is talking it means JR isn't, but it's not entirely necessary.

6 minutes ago, BigJag said:

https://www.xfl.com/articles/xfl-statement

Looks as if the XFL have given up on this season. They should be back in 2021.

Shame really the games I had seen were never boring.

The Wildcats were just about to mount their huge comeback too! 

2 hours ago, WyattSheepMask said:

“Got to give the people what they want!”

Well I want Excalibur to fuck off, hows about you give me that

Where did this phrase come from? Is it something Trent/Chuck came up with and Excalibur now uses?

2 hours ago, Worthits said:

Blood And Guts, nice reference to ECW there. I prefer they came up with fresh titles.

I believe it's actually a reference to Vince saying on a conference call that WWE aren't doing "the blood and guts" stuff that AEW do.

49 minutes ago, BigDaddyB said:

That every show seems to have someone on the front row cosplaying as Orange Cassidy.

Why does that annoy you?

1 hour ago, Sonny Mustang said:

There’s a meeting tomorrow with the mayor of Tampa re approach to sporting events in the area...

To further this, the meeting is to discuss whether or not to cancel large events. This could include/affect Wrestlemania. 

15 minutes ago, PunkStep said:

Fucking hell, I'm feeling uncomfortable just looking at those pictures.

#MeToo

MJF is MJF.

3 minutes ago, burchybabi said:

Viking Raiders Vs. Hawkins & Ryder added to the Kickoff show tonight

Well in that case, I'd better stay up.