Sergio Mendacious

Was confused about the question — I voted for Gus in the end, although I'm sure Onyx would make better eggs.

35 minutes ago, Carbomb said:

When Charles Dickens first wrote "A Tale Of Two Cities", it was only published episodically in two local newspapers. It was the Bicester Times, it was the Worcester Times.

There’s a DIY thread, you twad

When my grandad was in hospital for the last time, I'd agreed with him that I wouldn't go in and see him — he knew that his mind was failing him, and he said he didn't want to be remembered that way. Had just moved down to London, so I was only home every couple of weekends, but my dad and uncle decided I was being selfish, and conspired to get me into the hospital to "say goodbye." 

"He's totally himself, the nurses are saying it's miraculous!" said my uncle. Showed up, he thought I was his brother, stood up stark naked and walked across the ward to greet me. Hard to avoid my dad, but never willingly spoke to my uncle again after that.

magic

Loved this since I found the Ze records Zetrospective in a 99p bin in a record shop in about 1995.

Just now, Keith Houchen said:

He got his 30 pieces of Hi Ho Silver, that's for sure.

He begged his lady for a boon.

It's a slur on the good name Elphicke.

Probably made up that the whip has been restored.

Martin Circus —Disco Circus.

It was Soros what done it.

To be fair, he's gone a lot further than you'd expect a drawing of a twat to go.

It really is a political game of mouse and mouse 

That mace clip is hard to watch, I can't make it through a few seconds.

13 hours ago, Kaz Hayashi said:

Congrats

That's magic, that is.

EDIT — I think I've listened to this about 20 times since yesterday.

Need to stop concentrating on Europe, and pivot to looking after this hair island.

Cheri – Murphy's Law

Or if you're Ralphy, Twelvepence None the Richer.

Just found a bagful of Chinese grot bootleg DVDs on the bus. Might leave them on a bench in Chinatown, assume they get back to their rightful owner.

Jesus

Double post